Virgin Diaries

[OneWingedDemon]

This show is such secondhand embarrassment, I just can't. LMAO
Please tell me someone is watching.

On the other hand, it's exactly the kind of exploitation spectacle that grinds my gears.

 

[Ryushikaze]

Time/ Network/ Download location?

 

[OneWingedDemon]

TLC bb, 9-10 eastern. It just ended, 1st episode

 

[Ghost X]

I wonder how these shows come to exist. Where do they find these people?

 

[Tetsujin]

Virgin Diaries? They finally made a documentary about us?

 

[Octo]

Will there be a sequel? Virgin Suicides?

I havent seen this but its inevitable that one of the UK channels will show it or do their own version. Don't know why they can't just leave people alone, I'm not one of those people who thinks 'virginity should be cherished' or some such shit. I just think that virginity is something personal and its up to you when to lose it or not, not to feel pressured into sex just to lose your virginity. Unless thats what you want of course

Lets be honest here, the 'specialness' of losing it with someone you really care about is down to that person being special to you. It doesn't mean its not going to be awkward or uncomfortable etc

 

[OneWingedDemon]

So after reading some more, it seems TLC wanted to "celebrate" virgins (wtf?) and so....made a show which openly ridicules them.

Seriously, you people sidereel this shit. That kiss is giving me nightmares.

 

[Alessa Gillespie]

@kiss: MMMMM THE DELICIOUS TASTE OF MARITAL DISAPPOINTMENT

 

[Super Mario]

Why are they writing in diaries? We have blogs for that.

 

[Octo]

Lol shows what I know. Turns out it was a uk show anyway. Yet one more reason not to watch myv

 

[Strangelove]

Seriously, you people sidereel this shit. That kiss is giving me nightmares.

assuming the kiss in this one (during their wedding) was what you meant

that was

really really awkward

wow

i am glad i practised now

 

[Octo]

What the shipping tits?! They haven't even kissed each other before?!

Unbelievable. The last time I saw a kiss like that it was my then 3 year old cousin and teddybear. Who goes at it like a koi carp?

I want to believe that they did it like that for comic effect but.... :/

 

[Strangelove]

I'm gonna assume they also never saw anyone else kiss before. Because. I mean. Have you not been to a wedding or even watched a film or TV? Did no one pull them aside and say like, "now son, when you kiss the bride try not to eat her face off or anything."

Though if someone had quoted this, it would have been the best wedding ever because this was the first thing that came to mind when they kissed:

 

[looneymoon]

smoochy smoochy

 

[Octo]

smoochy smoochy

Oh HR.Giger you magnificent sick fuck!

 

[Strangelove]

I never noticed before how much a facehugger's mouth bit looks like a woman's lady parts.

 

[looneymoon]

I never noticed before how much a facehugger's mouth bit looks like a woman's lady parts.

i think the actions of the man in the video would prove more effective...

you know what

nevermind

 

[Octo]

I never noticed before how much a facehugger's mouth bit looks like a woman's lady parts.

WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?!

I guess its just me but that was the first thing I noticed when I saw Aliens. Worse still I was like 11. Damn you Family Health Encyclopedia for ruining my innocence!

 

[Strangelove]

WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?!

We're not all massive pervs, madam.

i think the actions of the man in the video would prove more effective...

you know what

nevermind

now the thought of that man's mouth actions and vags have combined in my head to give me a nightmare i may never awake from

 

[looneymoon]

now the thought of that man's mouth actions and vags have combined in my head to give me a nightmare i may never awake from

it's just a vag in your mouth. come on.

 

[Hisako]

Also wasn't a chestburster purposefully designed to be phallic


ON TOPIC this is pretty silly and the whole thing sounds pretty silly

Maybe they should also make all Valentine's Day-themed movies focused on singles awareness instead hurr