Atticus
Kissed by Fire
I'M RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES! I HAD A DREAM! LAST NIGHT! IN IT MICHAEL JACKSON SANG TO ME. HE SANG "JUST GO FOR IT! GO FOR WHAT YOU BELIEVE IN!"
NO! WHY STOP THERE... I'M RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT OF THE WORLD!!!
MY CAMPAIGN:
MY POINTS OF RECKONING:
1. All people will pay Atticus $1 for the right to breath and an additional $2 for the right to pee. I give them these rights. All they owe me is $3. Annually. Isn't that fair? I think even the poor people in Africa could afford that.
2. All people with over $1,000,000 in net worth or an annual salary of over $200,000 will be forced to pay the poor children of third world countries.
3. Bill Gates will be my butler.
4. When I say so, Gravity will work in the opposite direction.
5. After I am voted into office, there will be no more votes. People don't have the right to vote. Actually there will be a vote. It will be between me and my dog and it will be once every 10 years. Just to be fair. Can't have idiots getting in to office can we?
6. the world flag will be:
7. There will be no army. Because if we are to be unified, then what the hell would we need an army for... until the aliens come then I'm running for a higher office.
8. Abortion will be aloud, but only if you are willing to pay my dog all your assets, hand over your job, and afford your own right of free agency to my butler. You will be his butler.
9. We will have computer chips that can be inserted into our brains that make it so we don't need further education. We will begin careers at the age of 9.
10. Football in the US will be referring to Soccer. There will be no more 'soccer' it is from henceforth known as football. What was previously known as football will be a sport for swine. Swine will play quarterback. Swine will play runningback. Swine will watch swine play football.
11. Country music will be banned. Its illegal. Its one of the few things that are illegal.
Any questions about the Atticus Presidency?
VOTE NOW!
edit: and if you are really interested in helping us fight the good fight. You can support us by donating money or simply by wearing this signature property of Russel:
NO! WHY STOP THERE... I'M RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT OF THE WORLD!!!
MY CAMPAIGN:
MY POINTS OF RECKONING:
1. All people will pay Atticus $1 for the right to breath and an additional $2 for the right to pee. I give them these rights. All they owe me is $3. Annually. Isn't that fair? I think even the poor people in Africa could afford that.
2. All people with over $1,000,000 in net worth or an annual salary of over $200,000 will be forced to pay the poor children of third world countries.
3. Bill Gates will be my butler.
4. When I say so, Gravity will work in the opposite direction.
5. After I am voted into office, there will be no more votes. People don't have the right to vote. Actually there will be a vote. It will be between me and my dog and it will be once every 10 years. Just to be fair. Can't have idiots getting in to office can we?
6. the world flag will be:
7. There will be no army. Because if we are to be unified, then what the hell would we need an army for... until the aliens come then I'm running for a higher office.
8. Abortion will be aloud, but only if you are willing to pay my dog all your assets, hand over your job, and afford your own right of free agency to my butler. You will be his butler.
9. We will have computer chips that can be inserted into our brains that make it so we don't need further education. We will begin careers at the age of 9.
10. Football in the US will be referring to Soccer. There will be no more 'soccer' it is from henceforth known as football. What was previously known as football will be a sport for swine. Swine will play quarterback. Swine will play runningback. Swine will watch swine play football.
11. Country music will be banned. Its illegal. Its one of the few things that are illegal.
Any questions about the Atticus Presidency?
VOTE NOW!
edit: and if you are really interested in helping us fight the good fight. You can support us by donating money or simply by wearing this signature property of Russel:
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