When superheroes go bad

[Joker]

Yes, that's right. The headline DOES say 'Captain America arrested with burrito in pants'

And what's more, even Batman is getting arrested - for trespassing, of all things

 

[Max Payne]

I wish I still had that headline about Batman breaking into a child's birthday party and stealing the cake.

 

[Ⓐaron]

I just want to clear up for once and for all that that "Captain America" is an impostor. I would never do such a thing.

 

[Cookie Monster]

Burglar scared off by man dressed as Thor after New Year's party.

Mr Alexander said: "As soon as he saw me his eyes went wide with terror.

Lulz.

 

[Cookie Monster]

I wish I still had that headline about Batman breaking into a child's birthday party and stealing the cake.

News of it was posted on another forum:

A 6-foot-tall, 275-pound bearded man crashed a children's birthday party in Oak Forest, identified himself as "vengeance," then helped himself to a piece of cake, police said.

The incident occurred earlier this month at a home in the 14800 block of South Landings Lane in the south suburb, Deputy Police Chief Nick Sparacino said.

When the owner of the home asked the man who he was, the intruder replied, "I am vengeance. I am the knight. I am Batman." Then the man went into the kitchen, cut a piece of birthday cake, took it into the living room and ate it.

After continued questioning by the homeowner, the man left the house and drove off in a red 1988 Cadillac.

Police haven't found the man yet and want to charge him with criminal trespass.

"I've been on the job 31 years and I've seen a lot of weird stuff, but nothing like this," Sparacino said.

 

[Max Payne]

News of it was posted on another forum:

There's no mention of the costume though, so I don't think it's the same incident.

 

[Max Payne]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OKv3b9Oi4xA

bwahahaha

 

[Cookie Monster]

That video needs the old school sound effects, FGJ.

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