Who would you choose?

[Bex]

 

[Channy]

This requires a poll.

Billy Mays.

 

[Alex]

omg. best. thread. ever.

 

[Celes Chere]

I'D WISH BACK FARRAH, SCREW THOSE TWO.

 

[Makoeyes987]

ROTFL

Michael Jackson.

Fuck Mayes and his Orange Glow shit. I put that on my cock and it burned for two weeks. Wood polisher my ass.

 

[Bex]

I'm not sure who I would wish back, maybe Jackson, for I fear that now his gloved hand may never reach my children.
But then again, Billy Mays sold me OxyClean WHICH GETS THE STAINS OUT OF MY TENNIS WHITES

 

[Alex]

Billy Mays is an acceptable loss so long as we still have Barry Scott.

 

[Channy]

Billy Mays is NEVER an acceptable loss.

 

[Bex]

Billy Mays is an acceptable loss so long as we still have Barry Scott.

 

[Munky]

Billy Mays is an acceptable loss so long as we still have Barry Scott.

Seconded.

 

[Makoeyes987]

Billy Mayes would pile drive that wanker, and force Oxyclean down his eye socket while he slits his throat with a samurai shark, soaking up the blood, piss, and shit with his Zorbeez. Because they can absorb over a gallon each of anything.

And Barry Scott would yell "Save me..."

And Billy Mayes would whisper..."No..." before finally pouring Kaboom on his face and melting it into oblivion.

 

[Bex]

You're into some kinky shit there.

 

[Alex]

This doesn't shock me tbh

 

[Max Payne]

 

[Sheva Alomar]

Can I use a lifeline?

 

[Teva]

I think we all can agree that it's freaking Michael Jackson son!

Sorry Billy Mays . . .

 

[Makoeyes987]

HI TLS, BILLY MAYS HERE FOR MYSELF. I'M IN HELL NOW AND I'VE HEARD A LOT OF SHIT ABOUT THIS MICHAEL JACKSON COCKSUCKER, AND I'M HERE TO CLEAR ALL THAT UP. YOU FUCKING NIGGERS KNOW THAT JACKSON WILL TOUCH YOUR KIDS AT NIGHT AND TAKE THE HAIR RIGHT OFF YOUR BROTHER'S BALLS, LEAVING THE SKIN SULLIED AND ROTTEN. WISH ME BACK AND I'LL USE MY OXY-CLEAN TO FIX THE OZONE. HOW? FUCK YOU, THAT'S HOW. OXI-CLEAN MAKES UGLY BITCHES DO-ABLE, AND I PERSONALLY PUT TWO SCOOPS IN MY COFFEE EVERY MORNING. IN CONCLUSION, FUCK YOU. FUCK HEART DISEASE. AND FUCK MICHAEL JACKSON.

IN A FEW MINUTES, THERE WILL BE A GODDAMN NUMBER ON YOUR SCREEN. CALL THAT SHIT AND WISH ME BACK AND I'LL THROW IN A SAMURAI SHARK AND SOME GODDAMN ZORBEEZ.CALL ME NOW AND I'LL STOP YELLING. NEVERMIND, I'M IN HELL AND I CAN'T STOP SO FUCK YOU. I'M GONNA GO JACK OFF WITH SOME ORANGE-GLO BEFORE SATAN COMES AND USES THE PINEAPPLE ON MY ASS AGAIN.

SO CALL 1-800-781-7529 NOW AND TELL THEM BILLY MAYS SENT YOU

THAT NUMBER AGAIN IS 1-800-781-7529
THATS ONE EIGHT ZERO ZERO SEVEN EIGHT ONE SEVEN FIVE TWO NINE

 

[Teva]

HI TLS, BILLY MAYS HERE FOR MYSELF. I'M IN HELL NOW AND I'VE HEARD A LOT OF SHIT ABOUT THIS MICHAEL JACKSON COCKSUCKER, AND I'M HERE TO CLEAR ALL THAT UP. YOU FUCKING NIGGERS KNOW THAT JACKSON WILL TOUCH YOUR KIDS AT NIGHT AND TAKE THE HAIR RIGHT OFF YOUR BROTHER'S BALLS, LEAVING THE SKIN SULLIED AND ROTTEN. WISH ME BACK AND I'LL USE MY OXY-CLEAN TO FIX THE OZONE. HOW? FUCK YOU, THAT'S HOW. OXI-CLEAN MAKES UGLY BITCHES DO-ABLE, AND I PERSONALLY PUT TWO SCOOPS IN MY COFFEE EVERY MORNING. IN CONCLUSION, FUCK YOU. FUCK HEART DISEASE. AND FUCK MICHAEL JACKSON.

IN A FEW MINUTES, THERE WILL BE A GODDAMN NUMBER ON YOUR SCREEN. CALL THAT SHIT AND WISH ME BACK AND I'LL THROW IN A SAMURAI SHARK AND SOME GODDAMN ZORBEEZ.CALL ME NOW AND I'LL STOP YELLING. NEVERMIND, I'M IN HELL AND I CAN'T STOP SO FUCK YOU. I'M GONNA GO JACK OFF WITH SOME ORANGE-GLO BEFORE SATAN COMES AND USES THE PINEAPPLE ON MY ASS AGAIN.

SO CALL 1-800-781-7529 NOW AND TELL THEM BILLY MAYS SENT YOU

THAT NUMBER AGAIN IS 1-800-781-7529
THATS ONE EIGHT ZERO ZERO SEVEN EIGHT ONE SEVEN FIVE TWO NINE

I lol'd.

 

[Bex]

i'm billy mays
i'm billy maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaays
suck my diiiiiiiiiiiick
i'm billy maaaays

 

[Tiefenrausch]

Jackson.
I don't know that other dude.

 

[Alex]

I'd leave them both to rot if we could bring back Wayne Allwine

 

[Bex]

Or Pinter. ;.;

 

[Carlos]

fuck the beard that sells cleaning supplies

I want Mikey back.

 

[I Am Not Me]

Michael Jackson, because I don't know who Billy Mays is.

 

[KissTheRain]

Billy Mays annoyed me to no ends, I swear. And my mom's obnoxious friend claimed to meeting him so now I just have to wait for the non deceased one to join Mays. <_<

MJ was working on the new concert, but i'm not a big fan so...

Farrah ftw. <3