Hey have you seen my manifesto yet? It must be a vote winner:
1. Stop gay pride marches. What they do in the comfort of their own home is their own business but I don't want it forced down my neck as normal.
2. Ban the Koran as it incites murder and racism
3. No more wars against other nations that have nothing to do with us (like Iraq and Afghanistan). Attacks only in defence or when it is clear you may be attacked.
4. No more aid to overseas countries. To give aid to the likes of Africa is just propping up the corrupt governments and prolonging the misery. If we have a non interference policy, it also means not interfering with tax payers money.
5. No more non-skilled immigration.
6. No more Asylum Seekers of any kind.
7. No more positive discrimination, it is still discrimination.
8. Death penalty restored for crimes such as rape, 1st degree murder, serious child abuse, child murder and probably other such crimes.
9. Imprisonment for animal cruelty.
10. Prisons do not have TV or games. You do not get good meals. You do not pass go, you do not collect 200. You are there to be punished.
11. Hard labour for more serious crimes or repeat offenders.
12. True proportional representation in the voting system. Not AV or FPTP frauds!
13. Sakaguchi made fuhrer of SquareEnix (a bit outside my power but what manifesto would be complete without a lie?)
14. Stem Cell research given the go ahead. No more giving in to outdated dogma.
15. Hard Drug dealers executed. Hard drug takers steralised.
16. Serious offenders steralised.
17. 2 children to each family. No more. We are already grossly overpopulated.
18. All of the above laws made permanent as part of constitution.
I am sure that will solve nearly all the crap problems we have in society. So vote DLPB!
In case you didn't know, I am serious about the above too No more leftist socialist stupidity.