wut would you do if you mt sephiroth in real life

[applet]

What would you do if you guys met sephiroth in real life ? I run up to him and glomp him. I would do anything he asked and become his slave. I would also try to hump him.

 

[Abortedj]

Well, I would tell him he looked like a woman.

 

[applet]

Sephiroth would then behead you with his big sword

 

[Kermitu Kleric Katie]

Welcome back applet. I see your ban has worn off. Try not to get banned again, okay?

And to answer your question, I'd probably avoid him, lest he decides to kill me. And are we talking pre or poast Nibelheim Sephy here? I'd avoid him either way, since I wouldn't want to get on his bad side.

 

[Obsidian Fire]

call in an air-strike...

 

[PhantomSephiroth]

What would you do if you guys met sephiroth in real life ? I run up to him and glomp him. I would do anything he asked and become his slave. I would also try to hump him.

And end up at the sushi bar?

 

[Kermitu Kleric Katie]

What would you do if you guys met sephiroth in real life ? I run up to him and glomp him. I would do anything he asked and become his slave. I would also try to hump him.

What if he asked you to not try to hump him?

 

[Abortedj]

might play this song for him

 

[Octo]

I'd ask him if he wanted to buy a vowel.

 

[ForceStealer]

Run, honestly.

 

[jazzflower92]

Good Sephiroth:Try to get him to warm up to me slowly before really getting to know each other.

Evil Sephiroth:Try to avoid getting in the way of his wrath.

 

[PhantomSephiroth]

might play this song for him

 

[Splintered]

Probably die.

I have a feeling I wouldn't have much say in it.

 

[Fangu]

Probably die.

Yeah that was my first thought as well.

 

[Ⓐaron]

I'm pretty sure that goes for pretty much all of us except maybe M.O.G. and possibly GLD. Anyone who thinks otherwise probably hasn't paid much attention to Sephiroth's actual character.

 

[Fangu]

^ or Kat

 

[Ⓐaron]

Oh yeah, and I guess Carlos recently joined the armed forces so he might be all right in the near future too

 

[Gym Leader Devil]

I'm pretty sure that goes for pretty much all of us except maybe M.O.G. and possibly GLD. Anyone who thinks otherwise probably hasn't paid much attention to Sephiroth's actual character.

Holy shit, ego boost! Also yes, I'd totally have take advantage of the fact that I'm meeting him in real life (as opposed to meeting him by going into the game) to kick his ass. I just need a volunteer to snap pics of his face when he realizes he totally can't lift/swing the Masamune over here

 

[Dawnbreaker]

Holy shit, ego boost! Also yes, I'd totally have take advantage of the fact that I'm meeting him in real life (as opposed to meeting him by going into the game) to kick his ass. I just need a volunteer to snap pics of his face when he realizes he totally can't lift/swing the Masamune over here

"It's okay, Sephiroth, apparently it happens to 40 percent of men!"

 

[Lord Noctis]

Holy shit, ego boost! Also yes, I'd totally have take advantage of the fact that I'm meeting him in real life (as opposed to meeting him by going into the game) to kick his ass. I just need a volunteer to snap pics of his face when he realizes he totally can't lift/swing the Masamune over here

I'd offer to take the pictures, but I'm afraid I'll be to busy joining in the fight.

Don't count me out of this one guys. I may not be armed forces tough, but I know how to kick some ass.

 

[Makoeyes987]

If I met Sephiroth in real life, I'd pull some of his hair off, and eat it so I could have the power of Jenova like him.

 

[jazzflower92]

If I met Sephiroth in real life, I'd pull some of his hair off, and eat it so I could have the power of Jenova like him.

You would have to come up with a clever and quick plot in order to do avoid getting sliced by him.

 

[Lord Noctis]

If I met Sephiroth in real life, I'd pull some of his hair off, and eat it so I could have the power of Jenova like him.

Oh! I like this plan. Might want to cut his hair rather than just pulling it. Might work better.

 

[PhantomSephiroth]

Dafuq is wrong with you people?

 

[jazzflower92]

Dafuq is wrong with you people?

This is the internet everything is wrong with everybody.