Fuck yeah Dutch hardcore,
. On that,
Noisekick is ideal when you want to annoy your friends, with epic songs such as 'Hij Loopt Rondjes' (he walks circles (or he does rounds), the title inspired by an excerpt with an interview with some dude at some party who goes to parties and then, like, does rounds, and then like, does rounds, and, like, rounds,
), 'Koffie met een Steen' (Coffee with a Rock), Ik Wil Koken! (I want to cook!), Oogkaspenetratie (eye socket penetration, yes, of dead rotting girls), Jezus Komt Terug (Jesus returns / will return / is returning), Ik Schop U Dood (I kick you dead, where 'you' is in the respectful form, ergo, it could be translated as 'I kick thee dead' or something similar), Koffie Met Een Smaakje (Coffee with a (side) Flavor), Klusjesman uit Drenthe (choreman? A fellow that does odd jobs for a living, fixes stuff, from the province of Drenthe), ETC.
is a shortened version btw, I have the full one which is 8 minutes. Ultimate pervfect weapon against annoying housemates.
Also, this is classic:
Finally, most ridiculous video clip by bestest band ever... fuck I can't find it. So here's a guitar orchestra doing some of their other songs instead... which sounds pretty poor, actually.