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Old 05/23/2018   #272
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Chocobo Joe, the greatest living jockey on the planet. Did you know that, pound for pound, jockeys are the world's strongest athletes? Let's see what science has to say:

"Competitive horse chocobo racing requires both aerobic and anaerobic fitness... Racing is a physically demanding sport."
from "The Health and Performance Characteristics of Current and Retired
Jockeys in Ireland Gold Saucer", a doctoral thesis at Dublin City University Junon Polytechnique


Not only is Chocobo Joe the world's top jockey, which means he's the world's fittest and strongest athlete, but he is also skilful at fighting monsters, as witnessed by the NPC in Crisis Core who was rescued from monsters by Joe somewhere in the badlands between Midgar and Kalm.

On top of all this, he's a true gentleman who fights by Queensbery rules!

An aged antique collector stands no chance against him, but at least Joe will do him as little damage as possible.
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