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Old 11/29/2014   #1
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Default TLS "For Your Consideration" thread (Boobies/Ass/Beard/Voice/etc.)

Time for everyone's favourite part of the TLS awards This is the place for members to post their assets as a form of advertising for awards. Let's hope we get some good results this year
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sister ate. At least, I hope she did.” -Tyrion Lannister
“The management is very bad. In fact, let’s not mince words: The management is terrible!
We’ve had a string of embezzlers, frauds, liars, and lunatics making a string of catastrophic
decisions. This is a plain fact. But who elected them? It was you! You who appointed these
people! You who gave them the power to make your decisions for you! While I’ll admit that
anyone can make a mistake once, to go on making the same lethal errors century after
century seems to me nothing short of deliberate. You have encouraged these malicious
incompetents, who have made your working life a shambles. You have accepted without
question their senseless orders. You have allowed them to fill your workspace with dangerous
and unproven machines. You could have stopped them. All you had to say was, ‘No.’” -V
“If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don’t have to worry about answers.” -Thomas Pynchon
“All for ourselves, and nothing for other people, seems, in every age of the world, to have been the vile maxim of the masters of mankind.” -Adam Smith
“Why throw money at problems? That's what money is for. Should the nation's wealth be redistributed? It has been and continues to be redistributed to a few people in a manner strikingly unhelpful.” -Kurt Vonnegut
“Socialism never took root in America because the poor see themselves not as an exploited proletariat but as temporarily embarrassed millionaires.” -John Steinbeck
“If you took the most ardent revolutionary, vested him in absolute power, within a year he would be worse than the Tsar himself.” -Mikhail Bakunin
“In all history, there is no instance of a country having benefited from prolonged warfare.” -Sun Tzu
“...pero Capitán, obedecer por obedecer, así, sin pensarlo... sólo lo hacen gentes como usted, Capitán.” -Dr Ferreiro, Pan’s Labyrinth
“If the doors of perception were cleansed, everything would appear to man as it is: infinite. For man has closed himself up, till he sees all things thro' narrow chinks of his cavern.” -William Blake
“Yeah, you really got my act down good, guys. That'll be great. ‘You know, when I’m done ranting about elite power that rules the planet under a totalitarian government that uses the media in order to keep people stupid, my throat gets parched! That’s why I drink Orange Drink.’” -Bill Hicks








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Old 11/29/2014   #2
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I could probably win best assbeard if that was a thing.
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Old 11/29/2014   #3
Ghost X
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I'm not interested in assvoice awards .
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Old 11/30/2014   #4
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Both of the aforementioned should be added as categories.
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Old 11/30/2014   #5
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My assvoices are epic, I'd totally win.
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Old 11/30/2014   #6
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I'll kick this off with some beard action then! Movember

pic
side angle
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Old 12/01/2014   #7
Joe
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Re: Voice award. Shall I nab something of mine from YouTube or does somebody want to think up an awkward/hilarious/inappropriate paragraph for competitors to record?

I fear my ass and breasts would get me less votes
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Old 12/01/2014   #8
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Tempted to post some ass (only realized just now it doesn't have to be naked though, right?), but it is well-documented that male asses can't compete with female asses, ergo the contribution would be pointless.

Tetsujin wrote: I posted my ass once.

Didn't even get a pity nomination.
Right in the feels. *bro hug*
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Old 12/01/2014   #9
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I posted my ass once.

Didn't even get a pity nomination.
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Old 12/01/2014   #10
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Cullen wrote: Re: Voice award. Shall I nab something of mine from YouTube or does somebody want to think up an awkward/hilarious/inappropriate paragraph for competitors to record?

I fear my ass and breasts would get me less votes
^Everyone should just say that last sentence

@Shad, don't edit your posts quoting posts that came after yours, it is mindbending!
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Old 12/01/2014   #11
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Hmmm, pretty sure no-one wants to see my bewbs or ass. But, gonna find a pic of B's beard somewhere...
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Old 12/01/2014   #12
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I have boobarz

Do we get banned for posting n00dz tho?
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Old 12/01/2014   #13
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No. In fact, if you're female, poasting n00dz is strongly encouraged. Just use spoiler tags.
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Dreams are always ending far too soon









“When I was twelve, I milked my eel into a pot of turtle stew.
I flogged the one-eyed snake, I skinned my sausage, I made
the bald man cry into the turtle stew, which I do believe my
sister ate. At least, I hope she did.” -Tyrion Lannister
“The management is very bad. In fact, let’s not mince words: The management is terrible!
We’ve had a string of embezzlers, frauds, liars, and lunatics making a string of catastrophic
decisions. This is a plain fact. But who elected them? It was you! You who appointed these
people! You who gave them the power to make your decisions for you! While I’ll admit that
anyone can make a mistake once, to go on making the same lethal errors century after
century seems to me nothing short of deliberate. You have encouraged these malicious
incompetents, who have made your working life a shambles. You have accepted without
question their senseless orders. You have allowed them to fill your workspace with dangerous
and unproven machines. You could have stopped them. All you had to say was, ‘No.’” -V
“If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don’t have to worry about answers.” -Thomas Pynchon
“All for ourselves, and nothing for other people, seems, in every age of the world, to have been the vile maxim of the masters of mankind.” -Adam Smith
“Why throw money at problems? That's what money is for. Should the nation's wealth be redistributed? It has been and continues to be redistributed to a few people in a manner strikingly unhelpful.” -Kurt Vonnegut
“Socialism never took root in America because the poor see themselves not as an exploited proletariat but as temporarily embarrassed millionaires.” -John Steinbeck
“If you took the most ardent revolutionary, vested him in absolute power, within a year he would be worse than the Tsar himself.” -Mikhail Bakunin
“In all history, there is no instance of a country having benefited from prolonged warfare.” -Sun Tzu
“...pero Capitán, obedecer por obedecer, así, sin pensarlo... sólo lo hacen gentes como usted, Capitán.” -Dr Ferreiro, Pan’s Labyrinth
“If the doors of perception were cleansed, everything would appear to man as it is: infinite. For man has closed himself up, till he sees all things thro' narrow chinks of his cavern.” -William Blake
“Yeah, you really got my act down good, guys. That'll be great. ‘You know, when I’m done ranting about elite power that rules the planet under a totalitarian government that uses the media in order to keep people stupid, my throat gets parched! That’s why I drink Orange Drink.’” -Bill Hicks








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Old 12/01/2014   #14
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I think....if it's spoilertagged NSFW it's ok? IIRC people poasted a load of bra pics ages ago - bras are ok UNLESS YOU'RE A COMET SCIENTICIAN!
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Old 12/01/2014   #15
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Not my best beard photo, but there you go. It's a bit old, but it's what I got.

EDIT! Also totally agree with Octo re: the voice thing. I would totally say that for no reason
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