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TLS Awards 2014 The Annual TLS Awards, 2014. Users must be registered and logged in, with at least ten posts, to view content.

View Poll Results: Horniest Member
Cabaret 6 25.00%
Cthulhu 6 25.00%
Dawnbreaker 16 66.67%
Shademp 16 66.67%
Shub-Niggurath 9 37.50%
Soakette 9 37.50%
SoulReaper 2 8.33%
The After Party 4 16.67%
The Man 9 37.50%
The Twilight Mexican 9 37.50%
Multiple Choice Poll. Voters: 24. You may not vote on this poll

 
 
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Old 12/19/2014   #1
The Man
Default 15. Horniest Member

Since nearly all of us are horny, being nominated for this award is quite an accomplishment.
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Old 12/19/2014   #2
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I voted for Cab, Yop, Dawn and Shad. But Shad comes out on top for me.

No pun intended.
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Old 12/20/2014   #3
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Yeah I'm honestly thinking at this point that I have a problem and I need to embrace that there are more things to life than being really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, REALLY fucking horny.
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Old 12/20/2014   #4
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The Shadbreaker! It's real!

(Dawn and Shad are currently tied at 9 votes apiece)

...

(Make that 10)
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Old 12/20/2014   #5
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Pegging, enough said.

I'm not sure how Shad can possibly be any more horny than Tres.
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Old 12/20/2014   #6
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Have you seen the "Forever Alone" thread recently?
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Old 12/20/2014   #7
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I am become Sir DESIRE.
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Old 12/20/2014   #8
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Airling wrote: Have you seen the "Forever Alone" thread recently?
You clearly have not met Tres.
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Old 12/20/2014   #9
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voted all
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Old 12/22/2014   #10
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Shad should always come out on top; money shot ftw oooooh!

But Idk who's the horniest, I need bedroom evidence pls.
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Old 12/23/2014   #11
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Guys for a while last night I was not in the mood for sex but I think that is passed now. Didn't recognize myself there for a few moments!
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Old 12/23/2014   #12
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Bloody hell, get this man n00dz stat!!
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Old 12/23/2014   #13
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I think that's your job Cab.
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Old 12/23/2014   #14
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I greatly look forward to the day we're like "Where's Shad? Haven't seen him for a couple days," and then Cab pops in to report how they finally met up and she just fucking wrecked him, and he has yet to wake up to do more than get fucked by Cab again (I'm pretty sure Cab does the fucking in these situations, not the pen0red one).

And then he never fully recovers and no other woman can ever measure up for him.
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Old 12/24/2014   #15
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I fucking love this thread. like fucking love it
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