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Old 10/15/2009   #1
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Ha ha. suckers.
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Old 10/15/2009   #2
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We’ve had a string of embezzlers, frauds, liars, and lunatics making a string of catastrophic
decisions. This is a plain fact. But who elected them? It was you! You who appointed these
people! You who gave them the power to make your decisions for you! While I’ll admit that
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 “Socialism never took root in America because the poor see themselves not as an exploited proletariat but as temporarily embarrassed millionaires.” -John Steinbeck
 “If you took the most ardent revolutionary, vested him in absolute power, within a year he would be worse than the Tsar himself.” -Mikhail Bakunin
 “In all history, there is no instance of a country having benefited from prolonged warfare.” -Sun Tzu
 “...pero Capitán, obedecer por obedecer, así, sin pensarlo... sólo lo hacen gentes como usted, Capitán.” -Dr Ferreiro, Pan’s Labyrinth
 “If the doors of perception were cleansed, everything would appear to man as it is: infinite. For man has closed himself up, till he sees all things thro' narrow chinks of his cavern.” -William Blake
 “Yeah, you really got my act down good, guys. That'll be great. ‘You know, when I’m done ranting about elite power that rules the planet under a totalitarian government that uses the media in order to keep people stupid, my throat gets parched! That’s why I drink Orange Drink.’” -Bill Hicks








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Old 10/15/2009   #3
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this is what happens when become inactive.
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Old 10/15/2009   #4
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shit sucks.
No it supposed to go 'Shit happens' like in forest gump. And then that's followed by a smiley face.


this is what happens when become inactive.
CAPTAIN MCKNUCKLES OLD CHUM! ITS BEEN AGES!
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Old 10/15/2009   #5
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it sure has been buddy
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Old 10/15/2009   #6
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Aren't you going to ask what I've been up to? WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN UP TO?
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Old 10/15/2009   #7
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I know what you've been up to.

youre that pesky wrinkle at the tip of my penis.

that irritable curl in my pubes.

the 3 mole on my right nut.


the list goes on.
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Old 10/15/2009   #8
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And ever once in a while I come out to post on the internet. While you are sleeping.
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Old 10/15/2009   #9
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you can blame RL for the lack of our scheduled internet smex
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