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Old 06/24/2009   #826
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Queen of Sunshine wrote: LMAO! Seriously? Wow the irony . . . I mean I've had my keyboard fooooor 2-3 years now and all kinda of crap is embedded in it. I mean I literally eat over it like a filthy sloth half the time.
me too haha
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Old 06/24/2009   #827
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AKA: Tyrion Lannister, V, Ⓐaron, The Man, The Kenosha Kid, Matthew Sobol, Ford Prefect, Willie the Pimp, Nestor Makhno, Vampire Potter, Roger Sterling, Captain America, Tobias Fünke, Lord Vetinari, Nathan Explosion, Dr. John A. Zoidberg, Wowbagger the Infinitely Prolonged, Yog-Sothoth, Rory Williams, Bunny Colvin
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지은 wrote: What if she/he removed... you know?
As far as physical stuff goes, I'm not particularly picky apart from the genitalia, the age, and requiring at least a mild amount of physical attraction
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“When I was twelve, I milked my eel into a pot of turtle stew.
I flogged the one-eyed snake, I skinned my sausage, I made
the bald man cry into the turtle stew, which I do believe my
sister ate. At least, I hope she did.” -Tyrion Lannister
“The management is very bad. In fact, let’s not mince words: The management is terrible!
We’ve had a string of embezzlers, frauds, liars, and lunatics making a string of catastrophic
decisions. This is a plain fact. But who elected them? It was you! You who appointed these
people! You who gave them the power to make your decisions for you! While I’ll admit that
anyone can make a mistake once, to go on making the same lethal errors century after
century seems to me nothing short of deliberate. You have encouraged these malicious
incompetents, who have made your working life a shambles. You have accepted without
question their senseless orders. You have allowed them to fill your workspace with dangerous
and unproven machines. You could have stopped them. All you had to say was, ‘No.’” -V
“If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don’t have to worry about answers.” -Thomas Pynchon
 “All for ourselves, and nothing for other people, seems, in every age of the world, to have been the vile maxim of the masters of mankind.” -Adam Smith
 “Why throw money at problems? That's what money is for. Should the nation's wealth be redistributed? It has been and continues to be redistributed to a few people in a manner strikingly unhelpful.” -Kurt Vonnegut
 “Socialism never took root in America because the poor see themselves not as an exploited proletariat but as temporarily embarrassed millionaires.” -John Steinbeck
 “If you took the most ardent revolutionary, vested him in absolute power, within a year he would be worse than the Tsar himself.” -Mikhail Bakunin
 “In all history, there is no instance of a country having benefited from prolonged warfare.” -Sun Tzu
 “...pero Capitán, obedecer por obedecer, así, sin pensarlo... sólo lo hacen gentes como usted, Capitán.” -Dr Ferreiro, Pan’s Labyrinth
 “If the doors of perception were cleansed, everything would appear to man as it is: infinite. For man has closed himself up, till he sees all things thro' narrow chinks of his cavern.” -William Blake
 “Yeah, you really got my act down good, guys. That'll be great. ‘You know, when I’m done ranting about elite power that rules the planet under a totalitarian government that uses the media in order to keep people stupid, my throat gets parched! That’s why I drink Orange Drink.’” -Bill Hicks








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Old 06/24/2009   #828
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The Man wrote: As far as physical stuff goes, I'm not particularly picky apart from the genitalia, the age, and requiring at least a mild amount of physical attraction
So a tranny would be okay with you!

Or at least, a hermaphrodite?
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Old 06/24/2009   #829
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@ ryu EX90
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Dans un étau austère
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Old 06/24/2009   #830
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Chemical Cut Throats wrote: me too haha
You probably have an older model or something since mine's pretty old (by my standards anyway) and it works fine. I think I only had a minor issues with it once and I ended up disconnecting it, cleaning it, and reconnecting it to my harddrive only to have it work perfectly again.

Alize wrote: So a tranny would be okay with you!

Or at least, a hermaphrodite?
God why the sudden fixation on trannies, A?
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Old 06/24/2009   #831
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I have a Mac keyboard, and it works pretty well. I just wish it wasn't so flat.
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Old 06/24/2009   #832
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I cbf with it right now, i'll check it tomorrow.
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J'entends des hurlements
La gorge comprimée
Dans un étau austère
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Old 06/24/2009   #833
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God why the sudden fixation on trannies, A?
Who knows. I might be one.
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Old 06/24/2009   #834
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Sex: Let's get to know each other a bit better first
Location: Sarasota, FL, until I can gtfo
AKA: Tyrion Lannister, V, Ⓐaron, The Man, The Kenosha Kid, Matthew Sobol, Ford Prefect, Willie the Pimp, Nestor Makhno, Vampire Potter, Roger Sterling, Captain America, Tobias Fünke, Lord Vetinari, Nathan Explosion, Dr. John A. Zoidberg, Wowbagger the Infinitely Prolonged, Yog-Sothoth, Rory Williams, Bunny Colvin
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지은 wrote: So a tranny would be okay with you!

Or at least, a hermaphrodite?
i dunno lol. but yeah possibly.
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Dreams are always ending far too soon








“When I was twelve, I milked my eel into a pot of turtle stew.
I flogged the one-eyed snake, I skinned my sausage, I made
the bald man cry into the turtle stew, which I do believe my
sister ate. At least, I hope she did.” -Tyrion Lannister
“The management is very bad. In fact, let’s not mince words: The management is terrible!
We’ve had a string of embezzlers, frauds, liars, and lunatics making a string of catastrophic
decisions. This is a plain fact. But who elected them? It was you! You who appointed these
people! You who gave them the power to make your decisions for you! While I’ll admit that
anyone can make a mistake once, to go on making the same lethal errors century after
century seems to me nothing short of deliberate. You have encouraged these malicious
incompetents, who have made your working life a shambles. You have accepted without
question their senseless orders. You have allowed them to fill your workspace with dangerous
and unproven machines. You could have stopped them. All you had to say was, ‘No.’” -V
“If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don’t have to worry about answers.” -Thomas Pynchon
 “All for ourselves, and nothing for other people, seems, in every age of the world, to have been the vile maxim of the masters of mankind.” -Adam Smith
 “Why throw money at problems? That's what money is for. Should the nation's wealth be redistributed? It has been and continues to be redistributed to a few people in a manner strikingly unhelpful.” -Kurt Vonnegut
 “Socialism never took root in America because the poor see themselves not as an exploited proletariat but as temporarily embarrassed millionaires.” -John Steinbeck
 “If you took the most ardent revolutionary, vested him in absolute power, within a year he would be worse than the Tsar himself.” -Mikhail Bakunin
 “In all history, there is no instance of a country having benefited from prolonged warfare.” -Sun Tzu
 “...pero Capitán, obedecer por obedecer, así, sin pensarlo... sólo lo hacen gentes como usted, Capitán.” -Dr Ferreiro, Pan’s Labyrinth
 “If the doors of perception were cleansed, everything would appear to man as it is: infinite. For man has closed himself up, till he sees all things thro' narrow chinks of his cavern.” -William Blake
 “Yeah, you really got my act down good, guys. That'll be great. ‘You know, when I’m done ranting about elite power that rules the planet under a totalitarian government that uses the media in order to keep people stupid, my throat gets parched! That’s why I drink Orange Drink.’” -Bill Hicks








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Old 06/24/2009   #835
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The Man wrote: i dunno lol. but yeah probably.
... That was an unexpected answer.
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Old 06/24/2009   #836
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지은 wrote: Who knows. I might be one.
liek omgz rly. i mihgt be one too. we should liek hook up.
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Old 06/24/2009   #837
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지은 wrote: Sure. Unless you pay for one.
Damn...

Too bad I'm not cool,
You will be. Being less overt when fishing for compliments might help. But nah, you'd fit right in with my friends here in NC.

What if she/he removed... you know?
What does a spleen have to do with sexual attraction? I mean really.

Chemical Cut Throats wrote: @ ryu EX90
Huh. Did it just die or is it simply not broadcasting? (IE- No power lights or not)

지은 wrote: I have a Mac keyboard, and it works pretty well. I just wish it wasn't so flat.
Or a Mac Keyboard.

I have a Roll Up USB keyboard. Serves me well.

And Alise, no tranny for you. You're too nice a female to bother with becoming male.
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Old 06/24/2009   #838
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Queen of Sunshine wrote: liek omgz rly. i mihgt be one too. we should liek hook up.
To be honest, I'm not sixteen. I'm actually twenty one, have gotten plastic surgery and penis removal surgery, bleached my skin, and have a history of losing my hair because I dye it way too much. And holy fuck, yes.

You will be. Being less overt when fishing for compliments might help. But nah, you'd fit right in with my friends here in NC.
No thanks. And Tiff lives in North Carolina I think. I forget all the time.
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Old 06/24/2009   #839
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it just... dies. Change the batteries in it a fair few times this week.
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Je vois des monstres
J'entends des hurlements
La gorge comprimée
Dans un étau austère
Les yeux bandés
Je me sens étranger
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Old 06/24/2009   #840
Teva
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Age: 29
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Location: Under your bed.
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지은 wrote: To be honest, I'm not sixteen. I'm actually twenty one, have gotten plastic surgery and penis removal surgery, bleached my skin, and have a history of losing my hair because I dye it way too much. And holy fuck, yes.
Oh babeh that's okay we could like wait it out and stuff.
That's okay because I was originally a man too and . . . my boobs are fake like zomgz!
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