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Old 06/24/2009   #841
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Oh babeh that's okay we could like wait it out and stuff.
That's okay because I was originally a man too and . . . my boobs are fake like zomgz!
Or we can do it right now. Give me address?
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Old 06/24/2009   #842
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Hmm, Tiff and Aki aren't online..
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Old 06/24/2009   #843
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Location: Chapel Hill
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지은 wrote: To be honest, I'm not sixteen. I'm actually twenty one, have gotten plastic surgery and penis removal surgery, bleached my skin, and have a history of losing my hair because I dye it way too much. And holy fuck, yes.
It's called S.R.S., you faux trannie.

No thanks. And Tiff lives in North Carolina I think. I forget all the time.
You know not what you miss. And she's in MN, not NC.
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Old 06/24/2009   #844
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Join Date: Nov 2008
Age: 38
Sex: Let's get to know each other a bit better first
Location: Sarasota, FL, until I can gtfo
AKA: Tyrion Lannister, V, Ⓐaron, The Man, The Kenosha Kid, Matthew Sobol, Ford Prefect, Willie the Pimp, Nestor Makhno, Vampire Potter, Roger Sterling, Captain America, Tobias Fünke, Lord Vetinari, Nathan Explosion, Dr. John A. Zoidberg, Wowbagger the Infinitely Prolonged, Yog-Sothoth, Rory Williams, Bunny Colvin
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지은 wrote: ... That was an unexpected answer.
If you're a twenty-one-year-old tranny it's okay rly.
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“When I was twelve, I milked my eel into a pot of turtle stew.
I flogged the one-eyed snake, I skinned my sausage, I made
the bald man cry into the turtle stew, which I do believe my
sister ate. At least, I hope she did.” -Tyrion Lannister
“The management is very bad. In fact, let’s not mince words: The management is terrible!
We’ve had a string of embezzlers, frauds, liars, and lunatics making a string of catastrophic
decisions. This is a plain fact. But who elected them? It was you! You who appointed these
people! You who gave them the power to make your decisions for you! While I’ll admit that
anyone can make a mistake once, to go on making the same lethal errors century after
century seems to me nothing short of deliberate. You have encouraged these malicious
incompetents, who have made your working life a shambles. You have accepted without
question their senseless orders. You have allowed them to fill your workspace with dangerous
and unproven machines. You could have stopped them. All you had to say was, ‘No.’” -V
“If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don’t have to worry about answers.” -Thomas Pynchon
 “All for ourselves, and nothing for other people, seems, in every age of the world, to have been the vile maxim of the masters of mankind.” -Adam Smith
 “Why throw money at problems? That's what money is for. Should the nation's wealth be redistributed? It has been and continues to be redistributed to a few people in a manner strikingly unhelpful.” -Kurt Vonnegut
 “Socialism never took root in America because the poor see themselves not as an exploited proletariat but as temporarily embarrassed millionaires.” -John Steinbeck
 “If you took the most ardent revolutionary, vested him in absolute power, within a year he would be worse than the Tsar himself.” -Mikhail Bakunin
 “In all history, there is no instance of a country having benefited from prolonged warfare.” -Sun Tzu
 “...pero Capitán, obedecer por obedecer, así, sin pensarlo... sólo lo hacen gentes como usted, Capitán.” -Dr Ferreiro, Pan’s Labyrinth
 “If the doors of perception were cleansed, everything would appear to man as it is: infinite. For man has closed himself up, till he sees all things thro' narrow chinks of his cavern.” -William Blake
 “Yeah, you really got my act down good, guys. That'll be great. ‘You know, when I’m done ranting about elite power that rules the planet under a totalitarian government that uses the media in order to keep people stupid, my throat gets parched! That’s why I drink Orange Drink.’” -Bill Hicks








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Old 06/24/2009   #845
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You will be. Being less overt when fishing for compliments might help. But nah, you'd fit right in with my friends here in NC.
She's the one telling us to stfu.

And I'm here Ali.

Why do you have to leave again? This Chit Chat thread will die without you.
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Old 06/24/2009   #846
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The Man wrote: If you're a twenty-one-year-old tranny it's okay rly.
Damnit, I have to wait till I'm twenty one?

And you're seriously okay with a transexual?

Why do you have to leave again? This Chit Chat thread will die without you.
I'll be up all night,
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Old 06/24/2009   #847
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Join Date: Nov 2008
Age: 38
Sex: Depends on the incarnation
Location: Chapel Hill
AKA: Tim, Ryu
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Chemical Cut Throats wrote: it just... dies. Change the batteries in it a fair few times this week.
Battery connectors might need cleaning or replacing, if it works, then dies, then works after new bats. Especially if old bats aren't dead.
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Old 06/24/2009   #848
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hai a/s/l plz?
Join Date: Dec 2008
Age: 29
Sex: desuuuuu~
Location: Under your bed.
AKA: Queen of Sunshine / QoS / Suiseiseki / Desudesudesu / Teva / Teva'ni
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지은 wrote: Or we can do it right now. Give me address?
liek ttly babeh. liek a/s/l and location and time plox kthnxbai!
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Old 06/24/2009   #849
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Queen of Sunshine wrote: liek ttly babeh. liek a/s/l and location and time plox kthnxbai!
54/TRANSEXUAL/INSIDE AUDREY'S STOMACH
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Old 06/24/2009   #850
Ryushikaze
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Join Date: Nov 2008
Age: 38
Sex: Depends on the incarnation
Location: Chapel Hill
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crackitlackin1 wrote: She's the one telling us to stfu.
Yet still fishing...

And I'm here Ali.
But you should be HERE, as in my geographical location.
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Old 06/24/2009   #851
The Man
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Great Old One
Flip Monster oɟʇƃ ɹo sʇıʇ
Join Date: Nov 2008
Age: 38
Sex: Let's get to know each other a bit better first
Location: Sarasota, FL, until I can gtfo
AKA: Tyrion Lannister, V, Ⓐaron, The Man, The Kenosha Kid, Matthew Sobol, Ford Prefect, Willie the Pimp, Nestor Makhno, Vampire Potter, Roger Sterling, Captain America, Tobias Fünke, Lord Vetinari, Nathan Explosion, Dr. John A. Zoidberg, Wowbagger the Infinitely Prolonged, Yog-Sothoth, Rory Williams, Bunny Colvin
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지은 wrote: Damnit, I have to wait till I'm twenty one?

And you're seriously okay with a transexual?
No, just eighteen.

And I can't say for certain. But since I don't really have any desire to reproduce biologically, the only legitimate reason I can think of not to be okay with it is pretty much eliminated.
__________________


You’re better off not dreaming of the things to come
Dreams are always ending far too soon








“When I was twelve, I milked my eel into a pot of turtle stew.
I flogged the one-eyed snake, I skinned my sausage, I made
the bald man cry into the turtle stew, which I do believe my
sister ate. At least, I hope she did.” -Tyrion Lannister
“The management is very bad. In fact, let’s not mince words: The management is terrible!
We’ve had a string of embezzlers, frauds, liars, and lunatics making a string of catastrophic
decisions. This is a plain fact. But who elected them? It was you! You who appointed these
people! You who gave them the power to make your decisions for you! While I’ll admit that
anyone can make a mistake once, to go on making the same lethal errors century after
century seems to me nothing short of deliberate. You have encouraged these malicious
incompetents, who have made your working life a shambles. You have accepted without
question their senseless orders. You have allowed them to fill your workspace with dangerous
and unproven machines. You could have stopped them. All you had to say was, ‘No.’” -V
“If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don’t have to worry about answers.” -Thomas Pynchon
 “All for ourselves, and nothing for other people, seems, in every age of the world, to have been the vile maxim of the masters of mankind.” -Adam Smith
 “Why throw money at problems? That's what money is for. Should the nation's wealth be redistributed? It has been and continues to be redistributed to a few people in a manner strikingly unhelpful.” -Kurt Vonnegut
 “Socialism never took root in America because the poor see themselves not as an exploited proletariat but as temporarily embarrassed millionaires.” -John Steinbeck
 “If you took the most ardent revolutionary, vested him in absolute power, within a year he would be worse than the Tsar himself.” -Mikhail Bakunin
 “In all history, there is no instance of a country having benefited from prolonged warfare.” -Sun Tzu
 “...pero Capitán, obedecer por obedecer, así, sin pensarlo... sólo lo hacen gentes como usted, Capitán.” -Dr Ferreiro, Pan’s Labyrinth
 “If the doors of perception were cleansed, everything would appear to man as it is: infinite. For man has closed himself up, till he sees all things thro' narrow chinks of his cavern.” -William Blake
 “Yeah, you really got my act down good, guys. That'll be great. ‘You know, when I’m done ranting about elite power that rules the planet under a totalitarian government that uses the media in order to keep people stupid, my throat gets parched! That’s why I drink Orange Drink.’” -Bill Hicks








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Old 06/24/2009   #852
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Yet still fishing...
Stop making her sound like she's trying to fish for compliments. I didn't know calling yourself a tranny was fishing for compliments. Your the one giving out the compliments, you don't have to do that if you don't want.

54/TRANSEXUAL/INSIDE AUDREY'S STOMACH
I... ate you?
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Old 06/24/2009   #853
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No, just eighteen.
I turn eighteen in Asia when I turn seventeen here. Does that count?

I... ate you?
No. I jumped inside your mouth.
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Old 06/24/2009   #854
Teva
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hai a/s/l plz?
Join Date: Dec 2008
Age: 29
Sex: desuuuuu~
Location: Under your bed.
AKA: Queen of Sunshine / QoS / Suiseiseki / Desudesudesu / Teva / Teva'ni
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지은 wrote: 54/TRANSEXUAL/INSIDE AUDREY'S STOMACH
so liek tht's so hot bby. you're a little old though.

And grr I feel like such a baby, curse my birthday . . .
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Old 06/24/2009   #855
Ryushikaze
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Join Date: Nov 2008
Age: 38
Sex: Depends on the incarnation
Location: Chapel Hill
AKA: Tim, Ryu
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crackitlackin1 wrote: Stop making her sound like she's trying to fish for compliments. I didn't know calling yourself a tranny was fishing for compliments. Your the one giving out the compliments, you don't have to do that if you don't want.
She was fishing, or at least it seemed like it, when she said she wasn't cool. I'm just ragging on her a bit. She's gotta take her lumps to get her sugar.

I... ate you?
No, Ali invaded you.
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