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Old 05/26/2018   #301
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You can deal me back in
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Old 05/26/2018   #302
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Can you deal me out of the next I'm currently off to the capital for a weekend of heavy drinking lol
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Old 05/26/2018   #303
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So happy to have you back, Minato!

Make sure you have too much fun, Ergo!

Normally, Iíd edit the location image but I havenít the time at the moment. I will get to it after Iíve returned home, however. Till then!

Round 1-7

Your Teams...



BforBrigitta
InterfaceLeader
LicoriceAllsorts




Minato
Channy
Clement Rage


Your Champions...

VS


The Location...




North Corel Town

Noppo - He works all day and he works all night at the Ghost Hotel...
Are you ready Team Chocobo?


Big Bro - A man of his word, heíll lend you a wig if you win in a squat-off...
Are you ready Team Moogle?


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Old 05/26/2018   #304
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Noppo: Knock knock

Big Bro: Who's there?

Noppo: Boo

Big Bro: Boo who?

Noppo: What a crybaby.

(For some reason Noppo reminds me of RiffRaff in the Rocky Horror Picture Show. It's the bald top and the mullet at the back).
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Old 05/26/2018   #305
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Itís that time!!

Let the record show that the battle phase of Round 1-7 was initiated by Team Chocobo on 26th May,12:03 GMT.

All players have until...
28th May, 12:03 GMT
...to sway their spectators.

Here's a link to a time zone converter in case anyone needs it.

Best of luck!

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Old 05/27/2018   #306
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Friendly reminder to players that as of the 27th May, 12:04 GMT, you have less than 24 hours to sway Spectators.

Here's a link to a time zone converter in case anyone needs it.

Seems folks are more tired than I initially thought. As Chocobo has been the only team to post, Iíll step in for Moogle, and we can close for the fortnight after this round.

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Old 05/27/2018   #307
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^It must be because it's the weekend!

Noppo's worked at the Ghost Hotel forever. Which means we know precisely two things about him: He's probably immortal, and he's incredibly loyal. He's so loyal to the Ghost Hotel that you say one bad word about the place and he'll obliterate you with murmurs so low in frequency they'd shatter an average eardrum. You think Big Bro, a normie human, could really take that? Iunfinkso.
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Old 05/27/2018   #308
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I'm not sure Noppo is even alive as we understand the term. If Big Bro tried to land a stiff uppercut to the jaw, I think it would go right through him.
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Old 05/27/2018   #309
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Right! How can you kill that which has no life? Noppo's not going to be troubled by anything on this realm of existence.
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Old 05/27/2018   #310
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Default Someone order an ass-whoopin'?

Ahem.

Dearest spectators…

Do not be swayed by my opponents' attempts to paint Noppo as this otherworldly being with capabilities that transcend that of normal humans. The truth is this: Noppo, when he’s off the clock, is simply known as Pete “Bob” Smith. Yup. A normal human.

Here’s a picture of him after he’s gotten out of makeup.


Now, Pete is an unassuming sort of man with a nervous disposition. He’s spent a good portion of his adult life wandering aimlessly from job to job, finding dissatisfaction in each schtick: from mailman to quality inspect of a toilet tissue company. When the Gold Saucer was built over the ruins of Old Corel (NEGATING MY OPPONENT, BFORBRIGITTA’S ARGUMENT THAT GHOST HOTEL HAS EXISTED ‘FOREVER’), Pete jumped at the opportunity of finding new employment with the new, exciting establishment.

Pete’s meeting with Dio was a memorable one. Pete was applying for the position of in-house broom-sweeper. After giving Dio a laundry list of odd skills he’s picked up over the years, Dio interrupted him.

“You have a big nose.”

“E-excuse me?”

“I like it.”

“...Thank you?”

“Perfect for costumes.”

“...Um.”

And the rest is history.

Initially, Dio had Pete working at the front desk as a receptionist, but he couldn’t handle the pressure of conversing with strangers on a daily basis what with the new and booming business of Gold Saucer. He was replaced after a few short days with Tyrone (better known by his character, ‘Semusi’) but Dio, feeling sorry for the man and not wanting to waste talent (or the money it cost to hire him), decided that Pete would be… decoration. A live statue. Something to spook guests when they least expected it.

Pete couldn’t have been happier. THIS was his dream job.


Unassuming. Unextraordinary. Super forgettable ‘Noppo’.

Big Bro on the other hand.

He burst into the gym scene facing adversary from the start. The Wall Market wasn’t always so tolerant of the cross-dressing culture as we know them to be today. It took a man of confidence, a heart of steel, and a lot of ass-whoopings till Big Bro earned the respect of not only his gym, but every shopkeeper in proximity. The man started a revolution from a very young age.
Thanks to her efforts, our hero Cloud was able to get his wig, dress, and make-up without folks batting an eye. Cuz they knew if they gave him trouble, Big Bro would come a-knocking with fists of fury.

Pete isn’t even a blip on his radar!

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Old 05/27/2018   #311
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Do we win by killing the opponent or just overpowering him/her?
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Old 05/27/2018   #312
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^Either . So long as they're rendered unable to fight for whatever reason.
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Old 05/27/2018   #313
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Double poast!

That's just what Noppo wants you to believe, until he lures you and Brad into his master's lair.

Unlike the chocobo driver, Noppo can truly time travel. Here's a rare video clip in which he explains the method to some guests at the Ghost Hotel:

YouTube Video
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Old 05/27/2018   #314
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Compelling argument you’ve put forth! Even if this is true, what good would time travelling do Noppo? You could morph Big Bro into any dimension and any place and he’d be ready for the fight. Noppo’s pelvic thrusts can only do so much...
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Old 05/27/2018   #315
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Noppo travels back in time to that nanoscond right after he threw the first punch at Big Bro's face, and hits him again before Big Bro has time to throw his own punch. Then he travels back in time to the nanosecond after that, and so on....
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