Destrillians: OVAs

[Alessa Gillespie]

jettiokka a love in truble?!!!! So one day Jettison was all tired of like no one shipping her with anyone else. But then she saw lokka and was all like ‘shit that guy is fuckin bishie kawaii I want to marry him’. Lokka was all leik ‘im so albino oh god imma swish my coat’ and then he swished it and so jettison kissed him and was like ‘we are getting married like right now’ and then she did this magical girl swish thing and she was in a pretty white dress and it was so utsukushy. Then he was wearing the tux and they went to a church and jettison was tallin the priest her vows and she was like ‘I love lokka forever he is so kakkoi and cool and other bullshit like that can we get married yet’. Lokka was like ‘okay I guess I love jettison she seems like a pretty cool dude I dunno how this works swoosh’. But then jettison got really mad and started flippin tables!!! Because actually the priest was not a priest at all so they could not get married because he was a turkey. But then he grabbed lokka and was like ‘no we are leaving forever now because lokka is mine’ and jettison was flippin out all crazy like and was like ‘who are you’. And it was telran in a turkey suit and he was like ‘you fool I was the turkey all along!!!!!’