Member Spotlight #41: Ask Joe anything

[Joe]

Appropriate. Was there interest in seeing each other again?

Not really tbh. Personally idk if our personalities matched at all and the whole event was a product of circumstance and alcohol. Nothing but good, honest fun.

Kinkiest thing you've done in bed?

Wellll


Honestly, the kinky stuff only really happens in longer relationships (in my case) as you're always looking for new things to introduce. The biggest thing I've done that can be classed as kinky is the use of handcuffs and blindfolds. Both when I was wearing them and when she was it was a pretty damn exciting experience. I'd happily put myself in that position again in future but again it only really will come up with somebody I've already slept with.

Pick two boys from the forum to have a threesome with.

Probably Flint and Lex. They are both handsome motherfuckers and if I'm lucky they'll be too occupied with each other. Plus if I film it then I could make a fortune selling it to all the shippers here.

Your favorite 5 forum ships that don't include you.

There are forum ships that don't include me? Why doesn't anybody talk about them?



- Flex as I've previously mentioned. I find it hilarious and would love to actually see it happen.

- Idk if real relationships count but I think Force and Avec are wonderful. I liked running dungeons with both of them on FFXIV.

- Howlie (You and Howl, obv) is teeming with far too much sexual energy. Just get a room you two.

- Yopgu. If it's not a ship then I'm making it one now. Yop and Fangu would make a fabulous married couple being all smart and drinking fine ale.

- DawnX. Because pegging.

[Chloe Frazer]

Joe wrote:

Your favorite 5 forum ships that don't include you.

- Howlie (You and Howl, obv) is teeming with far too much sexual energy. Just get a room you two.

You say that as if we haven't tried. Btw I was thinking that same name for us.

Ok since somebody said I was being too tame:

How fast can you climax? How fast have you gotten a girl to climax?

Have you ever gotten a blowjob? If you had to pick a guy on the forum to give one to, who would that be and why?

If you had to give cunnilingus to a girl in the forum, who would that be and why?

Have you ever done anal?

Do you shave your private parts and anus?

[Joe]

I guess I did say I'd answer anything but damn.

How fast can you climax? How fast have you gotten a girl to climax?

I'm a guy so pretty damn fast if I want to. Of course the goal really isn't speed, typically. The question should really be how long can you last but that one is really situational too.

Have you ever gotten a blowjob? If you had to pick a guy on the forum to give one to, who would that be and why?

I'd have had a pretty terrible sex life if I hadn't had a blowjob . Sometimes I even prefer it to sex, depending on the person.
That's pretty difficult seeing as I really wouldn't ever want a dick in my mouth, mine included. If I HAD to then it would be whoever had the smallest dick on the forum. Should we hold a survey to determine?

If you had to give cunnilingus to a girl in the forum, who would that be and why?

Whoever wants it the most? Survey?

Idk there are a lot of attractive ladies on the board and I'm acquainted with so very few of their private parts that it's impossible to say whose I'd like more.

Have you ever done anal?

Nope. I've very little interest in it and I think it'd only be something I ever did if I was with somebody that wanted to try it. I don't foresee that ever being a thing.

Do you shave your private parts and anus?

I vaguely remember answering this somewhere else recently. For the most part I let things be natural but when I'm expecting to bare all or if I'm in a relationship then things stay trimmed. In the relationship scenario I like to keep those kinds of things to the liking of the other person so it varies.


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