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![]() Elder Hargo had not used this power against The Gi as, at the time, he was not yet 100% confident in his abilities. How do you know he did not use this power to aid the lifestream in its success during Meteorfall? He had, and without his help, it may not have gone so smoothly! Furthermore, within the Forgotten City he is empowered by the close presence of the spirit of the Ancients. |
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That 'it was all just a dream' trope is getting a bit tired, isn't it?
Anyway, good to know Aerith had a back-up in Elder Hargo. |
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#169 |
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![]() Such a trope that I regularly wake up from dreams I think are reality ![]() Let the record show that LicoriceAllsorts of Team Chocobo secedes to Elder Hargo's greatness! |
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#170 |
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You're in a dream right now, BforBrigitta, a dream you're mistaking for reality: a dream in which the doddery Elder Hargo has mysteriously acquired improbable magical powers; a dream in which our good Doctor is only dreaming of victory; a dream in which you dream that only in his dreams can he win. Wake up! Open your eyes! Acknowledge the superiority of Team Chocobo's candidate!
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I think it is you who is dreaming that we're dreaming that Elder Hargo is dreaming of his victory. Conversely, it is The Doctor that is hallucinating under the influence of the mystic fish and its sensory depriving chasms.
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Nah, you're just dreaming that I'm dreaming that you're dreaming. And in this dream of yours, I'm dreaming that you're dreaming that I'm dreaming that you're dreaming. Elder Hargo's right there with us in your dream because myths and dreams are his natural habitat, unlike the good Doctor, who is a practical man of science, and knows that dreams are the consequences of eating too much cheese before bedtime.
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#173 |
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I go to bed and you guys turn this fight into a fanfic??
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So, why do you come here? Same as you, I think. I've been here a lot... You must have a lot going on your mind, I suppose. Yeah, but I'd rather have nothing for a change. How do you do it? Well, it comes with practice. I can think of nothing. I do not feel the need to occupy my mind with nonsense, just to avoid thinking about what really matters. ![]() |
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It sounds like you have all been tripping with these posts as of late. Luckily I know a man who can help though, he's cool he's calm and he loves himself a white coat.
It's our main man the doctor curing all your delusions that the elder is gonna win this fight.
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![]() Deep into that darkness peering, long I stood there, wondering, fearing, doubting, dreaming dreams no mortal ever dared to dream before. |
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Right, so: Elder Hargo, doddery old dear, few bricks short of a load, is a bit forgetful in his old age, comes to this fight armed with some fairy stories and a replica weapon from the Tiger Lily Shop - versus - the good Doctor of Mideel, man of science, in his prime, armed with hypodermics, scalpels, syringes, bone saws, speculum and a full knowledge of human anatomy.
Look, even if we took away all their other attributes and it came down to a good old fashioned fist fight, the Doctor is inevitably going to win because he's young and stronger. Sure, Hargo might have been quite the bar-room brawler in his prime (though I doubt it), but those days are gone. Long, long gone. He's probably got osteoporosis. |
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Elder Harge may be of old age but what are we expecting of the Scientist at that stage? I don’t want a doctor (yes the ONLY doctor) performing surgery on me because he refuses to retire but he can’t remember where my spleen is.
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So, why do you come here? Same as you, I think. I've been here a lot... You must have a lot going on your mind, I suppose. Yeah, but I'd rather have nothing for a change. How do you do it? Well, it comes with practice. I can think of nothing. I do not feel the need to occupy my mind with nonsense, just to avoid thinking about what really matters. ![]() |
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I thought the purpose of this battle was who would win in a fight? not who's gonna need a bedpan first.
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Thanked by 2: | f a n c y (05/15/2018), LicoriceAllsorts (05/14/2018) |
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Then why have you been nitpicking Hargo’s age this whole time? Pfft, ageist.
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So, why do you come here? Same as you, I think. I've been here a lot... You must have a lot going on your mind, I suppose. Yeah, but I'd rather have nothing for a change. How do you do it? Well, it comes with practice. I can think of nothing. I do not feel the need to occupy my mind with nonsense, just to avoid thinking about what really matters. ![]() |
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Thanked by 2: | f a n c y (05/15/2018), LicoriceAllsorts (05/14/2018) |
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Because he's old as fuck which means his reaction speed is slower, his joints don't work as they used to and Alzheimer's is a very strong possibility. Whereas our doctor is younger and can take advantage of the old coots ailments to win in any sort of battle
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