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Old 05/10/2018   #106
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I see it now: Time Guardian is a Kinder Surprise.
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Old 05/10/2018   #107
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You know what isn't a surprise?
The fact clouds mum is dead.
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Old 05/10/2018   #108
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Dead happy because she just ate a Kinder Surprise and now she's playing with the toy.
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Old 05/10/2018   #109
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Hard to eat anything when your a pile of ash
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Old 05/10/2018   #110
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How did she go from bleeding to death to being a pile of ash? Time Guardian can't even get his trash talk straight, how can he hope to outwit Mrs Strife? I'm afraid time has run out for Time Guardian. Hasta la never, baby.
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Old 05/10/2018   #111
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Mortal or immortal. Arms or no arms. Butt or no butt. You all seem to be forgetting that he is THE GUARDIAN OF TIME. All he has to do is freeze time and Mrs Strife is trapped in a purgatory of her own hell, never laying a finger on our combatant, never seeing her son again, trapped as a mundane woman without a freaking name.

Ergo wrote: You know what isn't a surprise?
The fact clouds mum is dead.
Thatís it. Game over. Call a hurse because a cab ainít gonna do Mrs Strife any good.
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Old 05/10/2018   #112
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Joe wrote: This is hilarious. I legitimately have no idea who is winning.
OHHHH BUT Joe my man, I think you DO know who's winning here.

I mean c'maaan! I know you can see it. I mean, look at it. The Time Guardian. A giant rock. You know what giant rocks remind us of, Joe? Giant rocks remind us of Earth. The same Earth to which we were banished by the Spiral King. But you know what Mrs. Strife is, Joe? Mrs. Strife is a drill. She is the drill that will pierce the heavens!!!

I know you can see it! I know you want to vote for Mrs. Strife! Reject common sense and make the impossible possible!!!! Believe in the me who believes in you!!!!!!!!


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Old 05/10/2018   #113
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Channy wrote: Mortal or immortal. Arms or no arms. Butt or no butt. You all seem to be forgetting that he is THE GUARDIAN OF TIME. All he has to do is freeze time and Mrs Strife is trapped in a purgatory of her own hell, never laying a finger on our combatant, never seeing her son again, trapped as a mundane woman without a freaking name.

Ergo wrote: You know what isn't a surprise?
The fact clouds mum is dead.
That’s it. Game over. Call a hurse because a cab ain’t gonna do Mrs Strife any good.
If he's frozen time then it's literally impossible for him to win, since nothing can ever move forward from that nanosecond when he freezes time.

By the way, how do we know that the Time Guardian is male?

But I don't think being the Guardian of Time is the same thing as controlling time. The Swiss Guards guard the Pope, but they don't tell him what to do.
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Old 05/10/2018   #114
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Tell you what Lic, when you grow arms that control a clock face where you dwell inside a mystical temple said to hold the secrets of all ancient beings INCLUDING TIME, and you tell me you can’t control time, then I’ll believe you.
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Old 05/10/2018   #115
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If it could just freeze/edit time, why didn't it do it when various people were trying to get into the Temple? No, instead he grants the invader the power over time. Does the guardian of time even have power by itself, or can he only grant it to others?

Also, if his size means he can't fit into the bar, then surely Cloud's Mom wins by default.

And Cloud's Mom is certainly also going to win any drinking contest. Nibelheim is so isolated she probably has her own still, while I doubt a rock with teeth wanders into Turtle's Paradise too often.
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Old 05/10/2018   #116
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Channy wrote: Tell you what Lic, when you grow arms that control a clock face where you dwell inside a mystical temple said to hold the secrets of all ancient beings INCLUDING TIME, and you tell me you canít control time, then Iíll believe you.
Doesn't that mean he can't actually leave the Mystical Temple? It sounds and looks as if his arms are part of the fabric of the temple. Which means he's a no-show, and forfeits the match. Ma Strife wins by default.

If he controlled time, wouldn't he be called the Time Controller, and not the Time Guardian? I mean, on Thomas the Tank Engine, is Sir Topham Hatt called the Fat Guardian, or the Fat Controller?
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Old 05/10/2018   #117
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Well if we're going there, is Mrs Strife known as the momma bear of Nibelheim, she who will nag you into submission of settling down with an older woman (coughoedipuscomplexcough)? No, despite her claim to fame, she is simply "Cloud's Mum" a woman confined to her kitchen, without a vote to cast, barely able to put up her fists in a fight, much less take on a Guardian of Time. She can do no damage to our combatant.

She is but a dust mote on the fabric of time our Guardian protects, ready to be blown off and forgotten in the wind.
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Old 05/11/2018   #118
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I don't think she's physically a part of her kitchen and therefore unable to leave it.
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Old 05/11/2018   #119
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I still donít think a giant rock with a mouth would be able to square up in a bar fight. Because, again, this is a bar fight, not a ďwho-can-trap-who-in-an-endless-purgatoryĒ contest.

What can the Time Guardian do in a fight, anyway?

I donít know either, Spectators.
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Old 05/11/2018   #120
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You know what can kill a housewife?
A rock.
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That can eat the corpse because of its large mouth.
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