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Old 04/01/2010   #1
Cat Rage Room
Default i love small children

i mean i just love em

the way their asses just seductively hangs out on the swings in the playground

you cant deny that shit
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Old 04/01/2010   #2
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Anyone actually surprised? No, me neither.
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Old 04/01/2010   #3
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What exercises would you recommend for building up running speed, Mog? I try chasing them, but they're too fast for me.
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Old 04/01/2010   #4
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wat
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Old 04/01/2010   #5
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Cid Raines wrote: What exercises would you recommend for building up running speed, Mog? I try chasing them, but they're too fast for me.
The trick is not to outrun, but to lure. Invest in some candy or brightly colored objects.

And possibly a cage.
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Old 04/01/2010   #6
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where are the chillums?
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Old 04/01/2010   #7
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This is a wierd conversation.
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Old 04/01/2010   #8
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Lord Noctis wrote: This is a wierd conversation.
And yet here you are.
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hito wrote: man i miss flip phones, they were cool and now everything is a boring slab
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Old 04/01/2010   #9
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Cid Raines wrote: What exercises would you recommend for building up running speed, Mog? I try chasing them, but they're too fast for me.
you gotta build up quad strength not just for chasing, but for running from the authorities as well. for this i recommend squats

squats also have the side effect of giving one a nice ass, which could be useful as a 'lure'
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Old 04/01/2010   #10
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Tres wrote: The trick is not to outrun, but to lure. Invest in some candy or brightly colored objects.

And possibly a cage.
I bow to a knowledge far greater than my own.
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Old 04/01/2010   #11
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TresDias wrote: And yet here you are.
What can I say, I'm a wierd guy.
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Old 04/01/2010   #12
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JIMMY BROOKS: CRIPPLED VIRGIN wrote: you gotta build up quad strength not just for chasing, but for running from the authorities as well. for this i recommend squats

squats also have the side effect of giving one a nice ass, which could be useful as a 'lure'
brb, I'm going to the local playground to do some squats.
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Old 04/01/2010   #13
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Old 04/01/2010   #14
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Holy shit you guys XD
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Old 04/01/2010   #15
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Quite.
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