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Old 02/02/2012   #1
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Update: Ryu/Ishtar has been kind enough to submit his logs from almost the entire existence of the #tls IRC channel for statistical purposes, which gives us a much more accurate picture than my incomplete stats could. You can see the updated stats here.

Be sure to click through to the second page for more detailed and interesting stats.

It's worth noting that all bot !commands are not considered for the log file, so you don't have to worry about your "truth or drink" answers being revealed to the world

By popular demand, this thread is also open for people's favourite quotes from the channel. Don't post your own quotes, and if you think someone else might not want something to be posted, ask them first. Here's one to get us started - the one that inspired this very thread, in fact.
February 1st, 2012 wrote: <GoSoakYourFatHead> who wants to see a seahorse eating me out! lol

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Old 02/02/2012   #2
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yaccy's canadian btw, not american
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Old 02/02/2012   #3
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#tls wrote: <GoSoakYourFatHead> who wants to see a seahorse eating me out! lol
I would love to know the context of this one.
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Old 02/02/2012   #4
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Flintlock wrote: Firstly, and most importantly, the logs only cover the time when I am in the channel, so they're not completely representative.
Huh, I didn't know this. And sorry to say this, but I think it makes the statistics a little less interesting - because we have no idea what the crazy umurcans are up to when we're not in the channel. Also, that explains why I have the most written lines (yes I will use this excuse for what it is worth!) as we live in the same timezone (well 1 hour difference) and besides we do talk a lot of crap with each other, same with Yop. Maybe someone has a running server and can set up a servernick? I can volunteer for this, we have not only 1, but 2 computers at home that are constantly up. I can set that up this afternoon. You can have full access to that nick, Flint.

There's a think you forgot to mention too, and that is how you cleared the lines for doublets and stuff.

That being said, COMMENCE THE QUOTING

That from Soak must be the awesomest IRC quote I have seen in a long time. (And I read bash.org!) I'm at school now but I'll put in a few good ones later
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Joe wrote: How does Tidus make Yuna feel better?

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2012
Member of the Year, Best Site Contributor (2nd), Best Newcomer, Hottest Female, Bounciest Boobies (3rd), Member You’d Most Like to Meet in Real Life, Most Improved (3rd), Best Drunk/Stoner, “Needs to Spend Less Time on TLS” Award (3rd), Best Ship (1st, Avengu) (3rd, Sprexanghululock), Most Likely to Survive the Zombie Apocalypse (3rd), Most Likely to Save the World, Most Suited to Be on Cosmos’ Side (2nd)

2013
TLS Lifetime Achievement Award (3rd), Best Site Contributor (3rd), Hottest Female, Biggest Non-FF Geek (3rd), Most in Need of Daylight (2nd), Member You'd Most Like to Meet in Real Life, Member You'd Most Like to Bone (2nd), Horniest Member (2nd), Best Drunk/Stoner (3rd), The TLS Literature Prize, Most Talented (Art, Writing, Music, Etc.) (3rd), Best Ass (3rd), Most Fervent TLSer, Most Likely to Go the Extra Mile (3rd)

2014
Member of the Year (2nd), Best Site Contributor (3rd), Hottest Female (2nd), Nicest Smile, Member You'd Most Like to Meet in Real Life, Member You'd Most Like to Bone (2nd), The Lifestream Literature Prize, Best Ass (2nd), Sexiest Voice, Best Ship/TLS OTP (3rd, Sprexanghululock), Most Fervent TLSer (3rd), Most Likely to Make the Best-Tasting Food (2nd), Most Likely to Go the Extra Mile (2nd)

2015
Member you'd most like to bone (2nd), Best Drunk/Stoner (3rd), Hottest female (3rd), Sexiest voice (3rd)

2016
Best Drunk (2nd), Most Likely To Suggest An Award They'll Never Win
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Old 02/02/2012   #5
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Gym Leader Devil wrote: I would love to know the context of this one.
I'm not sure if I do or not ...
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Old 02/02/2012   #6
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Ok so here are a few. Now I can sort of clear my signature
<Sephibot> I thought of a wonderful present for you. Shall I give you n00dz?
Sephibot is a lovely guy. Especially when it's Yop controlling him

<Cthulhu> Excuse me? I am the same person, I assure you; I simply felt that a sudden and dramatic change in my online demeanor would be amusing. Or, as they say on the internet, "I did it for the lulz"
Yop again -- Yop had a personality change the other day and became extremely articulate, which was super funny, especially when talking about tentacles, pen0rs and all that other stuff we usually talk about in #tls. I think this is my favorite quote from that

Also GLD, for explanation of that quote -- see the Member Picture Thread (oh yes!)
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Pixel wrote: Someone say Pixel Porn?
(SPOILER)
Joe wrote: How does Tidus make Yuna feel better?

Elixer.
Shademp wrote: #Fangustyle
Ghost X wrote: As long as Fangu delivers the pizza, I will not particularly mind what is on it. Even if it is hot fiery death in plant form.


Progress!
2012
Member of the Year, Best Site Contributor (2nd), Best Newcomer, Hottest Female, Bounciest Boobies (3rd), Member You’d Most Like to Meet in Real Life, Most Improved (3rd), Best Drunk/Stoner, “Needs to Spend Less Time on TLS” Award (3rd), Best Ship (1st, Avengu) (3rd, Sprexanghululock), Most Likely to Survive the Zombie Apocalypse (3rd), Most Likely to Save the World, Most Suited to Be on Cosmos’ Side (2nd)

2013
TLS Lifetime Achievement Award (3rd), Best Site Contributor (3rd), Hottest Female, Biggest Non-FF Geek (3rd), Most in Need of Daylight (2nd), Member You'd Most Like to Meet in Real Life, Member You'd Most Like to Bone (2nd), Horniest Member (2nd), Best Drunk/Stoner (3rd), The TLS Literature Prize, Most Talented (Art, Writing, Music, Etc.) (3rd), Best Ass (3rd), Most Fervent TLSer, Most Likely to Go the Extra Mile (3rd)

2014
Member of the Year (2nd), Best Site Contributor (3rd), Hottest Female (2nd), Nicest Smile, Member You'd Most Like to Meet in Real Life, Member You'd Most Like to Bone (2nd), The Lifestream Literature Prize, Best Ass (2nd), Sexiest Voice, Best Ship/TLS OTP (3rd, Sprexanghululock), Most Fervent TLSer (3rd), Most Likely to Make the Best-Tasting Food (2nd), Most Likely to Go the Extra Mile (2nd)

2015
Member you'd most like to bone (2nd), Best Drunk/Stoner (3rd), Hottest female (3rd), Sexiest voice (3rd)

2016
Best Drunk (2nd), Most Likely To Suggest An Award They'll Never Win
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Old 02/02/2012   #7
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Fangu wrote: Huh, I didn't know this. And sorry to say this, but I think it makes the statistics a little less interesting - because we have no idea what the crazy umurcans are up to when we're not in the channel. Also, that explains why I have the most written lines (yes I will use this excuse for what it is worth!) as we live in the same timezone (well 1 hour difference) and besides we do talk a lot of crap with each other, same with Yop. Maybe someone has a running server and can set up a servernick? I can volunteer for this, we have not only 1, but 2 computers at home that are constantly up. I can set that up this afternoon. You can have full access to that nick, Flint.
You're right, it does make it less interesting. I'm not really in a position to run a client the whole time, though I will try to stay on more often now. Yop and I did discuss running Sephibot on the TLS server yesterday, but the server is Linux and mIRC only runs on Windows. We should discuss your proposal more in the IRC channel.

Fangu wrote: There's a think you forgot to mention too, and that is how you cleared the lines for doublets and stuff.
There's a reason I didn't mention it: the "doubles" were completely erroneous. I tried to explain this in the channel last night, but the only duplicate lines I removed were the ones caused by Sephibot logging to the same file as me, which he did for the first game night. I did not remove duplicates where someone had just said the same thing twice in a row. The log I have now should be exactly as it would have been if I had not made Sephibot. There are still 101 LAWLs in there
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Old 02/02/2012   #8
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belle has the highest caps ratio at 14%

why am i not surprised
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Old 02/02/2012   #9
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I love this from the "These people have a distinctive choice of words..." category...

Tifabelle "CASEY"(5), "vajay"(3), "dranking"(3)
Haaahaha


Also, I could look at this all day, Flint. Thanks for putting that together, it's really interesting/hilarious. I love the random quotes it listed for each of us.
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Old 02/02/2012   #10
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These people have a distinctive choice of words...

2 Avec "hahahahahahaha"(4), "hahahahahahahahahaha"(3)
How on earth did you manage to type the exact amounts of 'ha' that many times?!

Fangu needs to get a better connection - she joined #tls 67 times during this reporting period...
No shit. Thanks for pointing that out, statistics. It's not like that's bothering me to hell already
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Pixel wrote: Someone say Pixel Porn?
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Joe wrote: How does Tidus make Yuna feel better?

Elixer.
Shademp wrote: #Fangustyle
Ghost X wrote: As long as Fangu delivers the pizza, I will not particularly mind what is on it. Even if it is hot fiery death in plant form.


Progress!
2012
Member of the Year, Best Site Contributor (2nd), Best Newcomer, Hottest Female, Bounciest Boobies (3rd), Member You’d Most Like to Meet in Real Life, Most Improved (3rd), Best Drunk/Stoner, “Needs to Spend Less Time on TLS” Award (3rd), Best Ship (1st, Avengu) (3rd, Sprexanghululock), Most Likely to Survive the Zombie Apocalypse (3rd), Most Likely to Save the World, Most Suited to Be on Cosmos’ Side (2nd)

2013
TLS Lifetime Achievement Award (3rd), Best Site Contributor (3rd), Hottest Female, Biggest Non-FF Geek (3rd), Most in Need of Daylight (2nd), Member You'd Most Like to Meet in Real Life, Member You'd Most Like to Bone (2nd), Horniest Member (2nd), Best Drunk/Stoner (3rd), The TLS Literature Prize, Most Talented (Art, Writing, Music, Etc.) (3rd), Best Ass (3rd), Most Fervent TLSer, Most Likely to Go the Extra Mile (3rd)

2014
Member of the Year (2nd), Best Site Contributor (3rd), Hottest Female (2nd), Nicest Smile, Member You'd Most Like to Meet in Real Life, Member You'd Most Like to Bone (2nd), The Lifestream Literature Prize, Best Ass (2nd), Sexiest Voice, Best Ship/TLS OTP (3rd, Sprexanghululock), Most Fervent TLSer (3rd), Most Likely to Make the Best-Tasting Food (2nd), Most Likely to Go the Extra Mile (2nd)

2015
Member you'd most like to bone (2nd), Best Drunk/Stoner (3rd), Hottest female (3rd), Sexiest voice (3rd)

2016
Best Drunk (2nd), Most Likely To Suggest An Award They'll Never Win
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Old 02/02/2012   #11
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Fangu wrote: How on earth did you manage to type the exact amounts of 'ha' that many times?!
I guess I'm just good like that
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Old 02/02/2012   #12
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Gym Leader Devil wrote: I would love to know the context of this one.
Go to the picture thread and you will see...


And thanks for putting this together flint.. very interesting!
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Old 02/02/2012   #13
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Also, I talk about Octo when she's not in the channel
66 "Octo" Fangu Yesterday 16:49
BUSTED

(Don't worry Octo, I think it had to do with Lic's fic or something)
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Pixel wrote: Someone say Pixel Porn?
(SPOILER)
Joe wrote: How does Tidus make Yuna feel better?

Elixer.
Shademp wrote: #Fangustyle
Ghost X wrote: As long as Fangu delivers the pizza, I will not particularly mind what is on it. Even if it is hot fiery death in plant form.


Progress!
2012
Member of the Year, Best Site Contributor (2nd), Best Newcomer, Hottest Female, Bounciest Boobies (3rd), Member You’d Most Like to Meet in Real Life, Most Improved (3rd), Best Drunk/Stoner, “Needs to Spend Less Time on TLS” Award (3rd), Best Ship (1st, Avengu) (3rd, Sprexanghululock), Most Likely to Survive the Zombie Apocalypse (3rd), Most Likely to Save the World, Most Suited to Be on Cosmos’ Side (2nd)

2013
TLS Lifetime Achievement Award (3rd), Best Site Contributor (3rd), Hottest Female, Biggest Non-FF Geek (3rd), Most in Need of Daylight (2nd), Member You'd Most Like to Meet in Real Life, Member You'd Most Like to Bone (2nd), Horniest Member (2nd), Best Drunk/Stoner (3rd), The TLS Literature Prize, Most Talented (Art, Writing, Music, Etc.) (3rd), Best Ass (3rd), Most Fervent TLSer, Most Likely to Go the Extra Mile (3rd)

2014
Member of the Year (2nd), Best Site Contributor (3rd), Hottest Female (2nd), Nicest Smile, Member You'd Most Like to Meet in Real Life, Member You'd Most Like to Bone (2nd), The Lifestream Literature Prize, Best Ass (2nd), Sexiest Voice, Best Ship/TLS OTP (3rd, Sprexanghululock), Most Fervent TLSer (3rd), Most Likely to Make the Best-Tasting Food (2nd), Most Likely to Go the Extra Mile (2nd)

2015
Member you'd most like to bone (2nd), Best Drunk/Stoner (3rd), Hottest female (3rd), Sexiest voice (3rd)

2016
Best Drunk (2nd), Most Likely To Suggest An Award They'll Never Win
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Old 02/02/2012   #14
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I'm honoured!
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Old 02/02/2012   #15
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LMFAO found this one by Yac. It was a suggestion for a Sephibot quote.

<Yaccbs> "Tell me what clothing you cherish most. Give me the pleasure of taking it away."
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Pixel wrote: Someone say Pixel Porn?
(SPOILER)
Joe wrote: How does Tidus make Yuna feel better?

Elixer.
Shademp wrote: #Fangustyle
Ghost X wrote: As long as Fangu delivers the pizza, I will not particularly mind what is on it. Even if it is hot fiery death in plant form.


Progress!
2012
Member of the Year, Best Site Contributor (2nd), Best Newcomer, Hottest Female, Bounciest Boobies (3rd), Member You’d Most Like to Meet in Real Life, Most Improved (3rd), Best Drunk/Stoner, “Needs to Spend Less Time on TLS” Award (3rd), Best Ship (1st, Avengu) (3rd, Sprexanghululock), Most Likely to Survive the Zombie Apocalypse (3rd), Most Likely to Save the World, Most Suited to Be on Cosmos’ Side (2nd)

2013
TLS Lifetime Achievement Award (3rd), Best Site Contributor (3rd), Hottest Female, Biggest Non-FF Geek (3rd), Most in Need of Daylight (2nd), Member You'd Most Like to Meet in Real Life, Member You'd Most Like to Bone (2nd), Horniest Member (2nd), Best Drunk/Stoner (3rd), The TLS Literature Prize, Most Talented (Art, Writing, Music, Etc.) (3rd), Best Ass (3rd), Most Fervent TLSer, Most Likely to Go the Extra Mile (3rd)

2014
Member of the Year (2nd), Best Site Contributor (3rd), Hottest Female (2nd), Nicest Smile, Member You'd Most Like to Meet in Real Life, Member You'd Most Like to Bone (2nd), The Lifestream Literature Prize, Best Ass (2nd), Sexiest Voice, Best Ship/TLS OTP (3rd, Sprexanghululock), Most Fervent TLSer (3rd), Most Likely to Make the Best-Tasting Food (2nd), Most Likely to Go the Extra Mile (2nd)

2015
Member you'd most like to bone (2nd), Best Drunk/Stoner (3rd), Hottest female (3rd), Sexiest voice (3rd)

2016
Best Drunk (2nd), Most Likely To Suggest An Award They'll Never Win
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