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Marquis Halim Ondore IV's Lies I'm Captain Basch. Don't believe Ondore's lies!

 
 
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Old 06/19/2009   #46
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^Was not me.

Painting in your menstrual blood? Jesus, as if painting in your own blood wasn't bad enough...
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Old 06/19/2009   #47
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Granted, the paint supply is free, except that you have to wait a month for the reshipment.
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Old 06/20/2009   #48
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We're no strangers to west Philadelphia
You know the rules, born and raised!
On the playground's what I'm thinking of
You wouldn't chill out, maxin', relaxin' from any other guy
I just wanna shoot some b-ball outside the school
Gotta make you, up to no good!

Never gonna make trouble in my neighbourhood
Never gonna get into a little fight
Never gonna scare my mom, and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna move to my auntie and uncle in bel-air

We've pulled up to a house about seven or eight
Your hearts been aching but I yelled to the cabby
But you're too shy to say yo homes smell you later
Inside we both know I was finally there
We know THE GAME as the prince of bel-air!
And if you ask me how I'm feeling
Don't tell me you're too blind to see

Never gonna make trouble in my neighbourhood
Never gonna get into a little fight
Never gonna scare my mom, and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna move to my auntie and uncle in bel-air
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Old 06/20/2009   #49
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LMAO wtf?

A Rick Roll in Bel-Air?
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Old 06/20/2009   #50
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The Man wrote: We're no strangers to west Philadelphia
You know the rules, born and raised!
On the playground's what I'm thinking of
You wouldn't chill out, maxin', relaxin' from any other guy
I just wanna shoot some b-ball outside the school
Gotta make you, up to no good!

Never gonna make trouble in my neighbourhood
Never gonna get into a little fight
Never gonna scare my mom, and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna move to my auntie and uncle in bel-air

We've pulled up to a house about seven or eight
Your hearts been aching but I yelled to the cabby
But you're too shy to say yo homes smell you later
Inside we both know I was finally there
We know THE GAME as the prince of bel-air!
And if you ask me how I'm feeling
Don't tell me you're too blind to see

Never gonna make trouble in my neighbourhood
Never gonna get into a little fight
Never gonna scare my mom, and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna move to my auntie and uncle in bel-air



EPIC C-C-COMBO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
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Old 06/20/2009   #51
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The Man wrote: We're no strangers to west Philadelphia
You know the rules, born and raised!
On the playground's what I'm thinking of
You wouldn't chill out, maxin', relaxin' from any other guy
I just wanna shoot some b-ball outside the school
Gotta make you, up to no good!

Never gonna make trouble in my neighbourhood
Never gonna get into a little fight
Never gonna scare my mom, and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna move to my auntie and uncle in bel-air

We've pulled up to a house about seven or eight
Your hearts been aching but I yelled to the cabby
But you're too shy to say yo homes smell you later
Inside we both know I was finally there
We know THE GAME as the prince of bel-air!
And if you ask me how I'm feeling
Don't tell me you're too blind to see

Never gonna make trouble in my neighbourhood
Never gonna get into a little fight
Never gonna scare my mom, and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna move to my auntie and uncle in bel-air
(SPOILER)


I made it extra big for you!
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Old 06/21/2009   #52
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Epic combo breaker.

On topic, it's funny how this pervert tries to assign such deep meaning to his exhibition which is nothing more than plainly disgusting. Oh well, at least I can laugh at this "art" more so than the cruel asshole who put a starving, dying dog on display and called it art.

Honestly, humanity appalls me.
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Old 06/21/2009   #53
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You know what's real art? Sperm/Female Love juice painting your partner. It's alot more sexier and can get you to go at her/him for more than your usual limit.
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Old 06/21/2009   #54
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Well it'd be a better way to recycle your sperm than what Chris-Chan does
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Old 06/21/2009   #55
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I fell for this fucking thread twice in one day
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Old 06/24/2009   #56
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The Man wrote: We're no strangers to west Philadelphia
You know the rules, born and raised!
On the playground's what I'm thinking of
You wouldn't chill out, maxin', relaxin' from any other guy
I just wanna shoot some b-ball outside the school
Gotta make you, up to no good!

Never gonna make trouble in my neighbourhood
Never gonna get into a little fight
Never gonna scare my mom, and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna move to my auntie and uncle in bel-air

We've pulled up to a house about seven or eight
Your hearts been aching but I yelled to the cabby
But you're too shy to say yo homes smell you later
Inside we both know I was finally there
We know THE GAME as the prince of bel-air!
And if you ask me how I'm feeling
Don't tell me you're too blind to see

Never gonna make trouble in my neighbourhood
Never gonna get into a little fight
Never gonna scare my mom, and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna move to my auntie and uncle in bel-air
You're my hero.

On topic: lolwtf. I mean seriously. Just because someone publishes shit doesn't mean they're artist. He's perverted, I'll give him that. Did he actually do these things? Because I'm starting to think so. If so then he's even more perverted than I already think.

Last edited by muchmoxie; 06/24/2009 at 02:45 PM.
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Old 06/24/2009   #57
Sheva Alomar
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I clicked. >>
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Old 06/24/2009   #58
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Old 06/24/2009   #59
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It's nothing new. Tracey Emin has been producing wank for years.
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Old 06/24/2009   #60
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Tracey Emin is just a joke tbh.
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