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Old 09/26/2011   #1
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I am a little surprised a topic like this hasn't been created.

I was looking at Homestuck head canons and thought it would be cool to have an FF7 version of the same thing.

Before the inevitable bitching over the term "head canon" arises, I'll provide a brief glossary to explain what I mean.

Canon: Information established by the work and materials regarding the work
eg. The main party lives at the end of FF7

Fanon: Material relating to, but not constrained by the confines of the series' canon (sometimes outright defying canon in its entirety).
eg. Cloud enjoys wearing women's clothes in his spare time

Head canon: Information that is ultimately not part of the main story's canon, but is appropriate and undisruptive enough that it "cannot be unseen" while going through the canon (it's so true it may as well be canon!). It is ultimately confined to the canon of the series. These pretty much differs from person to person.
eg. Cloud is not a natural blonde

Ultimately, the purpose of this thread is just to see how everyone interprets the characters/world differently. What kind of things do you superimpose into the story? So much so that no matter how hard you try, you just cannot get it out of your brain while looking at it?

I'll give an example: for the life of me, whenever I read Bugenhagen's dialogue I hear Master Roshi's voice from the 4Kids DBZ dub in my head...
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Old 09/26/2011   #2
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Clack has always been my head canon. I know it's real, the LTD is just a cover because they don't want Cloud to come out of the closet until the VII remake. And we already know Zack is bisexual, so. He said "I love you" to Kunsel... obviously his ex boyfriend.
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Old 09/26/2011   #3
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I hear Cid with Gary Sinise's voice. Always have, always will.
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Old 09/26/2011   #4
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Shera wears the pants in the Cid/Shera relationship.

Barret and Cloud are each others drinking buddies

Kunsel defected from Soldier to find Zack survived all events of Final Fantasy VII.

The train station NPC at Sector Seven refused to leave and died. He was also the same NPC that was there when Elymra found Aerith and when Tifa found Cloud.
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Old 09/26/2011   #5
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Cid sounds like my dad in my head. Noticeable smoker's rasp, very good projection, impressive ability to utilize swear words when he so desired. Tis at least one of the many reasons why I worship Cid.

Edit: Also?

Splintered wrote: The train station NPC at Sector Seven refused to leave and died. He was also the same NPC that was there when Elymra found Aerith and when Tifa found Cloud.
^This.
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Old 09/26/2011   #6
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This is probably stretching things, but as Shinra leads to Rufus, so does Rikku lead to Cid, Tida and Yuna lead to Cloud, Wakka and Lulu lead to Tifa, etc.

Well on the other side is that Cid Highwind's dad is Kain highwind who just jumped there one day.
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Old 09/26/2011   #7
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Mako being pronounced "MAY-KO" because of this dude ^
Even knowing its origins in Japanese, I still can't make myself think it as "MAH-KOH" no matter how much I hear it.


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Old 09/26/2011   #8
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Dude, it took me months of correcting myself to start pronouncing mako any way other than as in "mako shark." I'm with ya there man.
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Old 09/26/2011   #9
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It's May-co and Tie-dus.
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Old 09/26/2011   #10
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Splintered wrote: The train station NPC at Sector Seven refused to leave and died. He was also the same NPC that was there when Elymra found Aerith and when Tifa found Cloud.
The train man, my main man! I thought this was canon fact, actually.

Head canon:
Tifa hated Cloud after Nibelheim; she assumed he was still working for Shinra.

Rufus is gay.

President Shinra loved Rufus's mother, who died when her son was born.

Lazard is incompetent. The SOLDIERs secretly make fun of their Director's pansy clothing and sissy deskjob behind his back, but nobody's clued Zack in on this because he's such an eager beaver than he's actually quite unpopular.

Reno's really a middle-class boy from a nice family, irresistibly drawn to the seamier side of life; he fakes a slum background because his real family is too uncool for the Turks.

Tseng has never in his life set foot in Wutai.

Aerith had no romantic feelings for Zack by the time he died. And neither did Cissnei.

Lucretia's mostly sorry for herself.

Chocobo race-fixing is rife at the Gold Saucer. Ask me how!

Scarlet got to the top in Shinra on merit alone.

Bugenhagen is a nasty manipulative old bastard.
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Old 09/26/2011   #11
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That there is only one Midgar Zolom. Shortly after being killed it turns red and clear and then dissipates. Then its lifestream returns to the swamp and recombines in the depths of the brakish water, causing it to regenerate directly back into its adult stage. It is therefore technically immortal and also the oldest creature on the Planet.


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Old 09/27/2011   #12
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Tifa likes to lounge about in Cloud's clothes.

IT'S TRUE I TELL YOU!!!
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Old 09/27/2011   #13
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Claire Farron wrote: Tifa likes to lounge about in Cloud's clothes.

IT'S TRUE I TELL YOU!!!
Cloud does the same.
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Old 09/27/2011   #14
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1) both aeris and tifa have had sex with people who aren't cloud
2) they probably had sex with each other too
3) cloud is a sad virgin who gets teased about this every two seconds by barret and cid
4) actually vincent doesn't seem like he got any play either
5) i mean like that's some edward cullen shit with being celibate and creepy for decades
6) also where'd he get those ridiculous pointy shoes
7) you think he ever like accidentally stabbed someone in the heel just walking behind them
8) man that'd be awkward
9) how would you get anywhere walking around in those anyway it'd be uncomfortable as fuck on flat terrain let alone climbing mountains and shit
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Old 09/27/2011   #15
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1) both aeris and tifa have had sex with people who aren't cloud
2) they probably had sex with each other too
^this
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