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  1. Kai Schulen

    Holy shit, Square Enix has lost their minds

    In b4 SE puts FFXVII on pachinko machines :awesome:
  2. Kai Schulen

    SPOILERS Is Cloud doomed in order to ensure victory?

    Oh god, that would be so messed up if Cloud's fated to die in the Remake, especially after everything he suffered through the entirety of the Compilation. I like it. This may also bring up the possibility of a remake of the remake in the future where we get to save Cloud from his fate at the...
  3. Kai Schulen

    Pokémon General Thread

    I'm definitely more interested in SV than I was in SS, so that's something. I'm going for weed kitty, but I swear to god if the fire starter ends up being fire fighting again... Is joke, there hasn't been a fire-fighting combo for 3 gens now, lolol :awesome:
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    SPOILERS Crazed fan drives Kazushige Nojima to no longer discuss FFVII on twitter

    I did it first as a joke, but now it just feels apropos to not refer to him by name. Especially now that his twitter handle is too similar to Gallagher's twitter fhgfhfgfgdhd
  5. Kai Schulen

    What Happens to Hate in the Lifestream?

    Knowledge is knowledge and emotions are emotions? :wacky: On a more serious note, I guess whatever mako condenses into materia would have to be of strong significance, I can't imagine the lifestream spawning a piece of materia that summons a sandwich every time you use it. though it would be...
  6. Kai Schulen

    What Happens to Hate in the Lifestream?

    I don't think so. I think both the good things and the bad things in the Lifestream eventually dilute together and cancel each other out, because that's how life be. :monster: I think the only time strong emotions like hatred would ever affect the Lifestream would have to require a lotta Jenova...
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    SPOILERS Crazed fan drives Kazushige Nojima to no longer discuss FFVII on twitter

    If He Who Must Not Be Named was your garden variety of...overzealous idiot fanboy, a simple block and ignore would have been enough. But like Mako (I think) said a couple of pages ago, blocking and ignoring The Menace Who I Will Not Name is not enough, because he is exactly the type of person...
  8. Kai Schulen

    woodworking ideas (ff7 themed)

    Perhaps you could try making a copy of Aerith's flowers? Though I imagine trying to carve the curve of the flower petals would be real tough.
  9. Kai Schulen

    SPOILERS Crazed fan drives Kazushige Nojima to no longer discuss FFVII on twitter

    The fact that you can spare a glance at his twitter account without falling into a fit of rage makes you a far braver and better person than I am. ...so, uh. I dunno if this is okay to ask so if I'm breaking any rules, the mods can edit my post but...out of curiosity, does anybody know what...
  10. Kai Schulen

    SPOILERS Crazed fan drives Kazushige Nojima to no longer discuss FFVII on twitter

    I take a break from social media for like a week, and come back to a dumpster fire. what the fuck. ...I think I've seen too much fandom shit, because my first thought was "constantly harassing people on twitter is just the beginning" and I'm....actually kinda highkey afraid of his behavior...
  11. Kai Schulen

    Final Fantasy VII: The First Soldier

    I finally got 5th place! By bravely hiding in the sewers! I got nuked when I came out and tried to find a safe zone from all the gas. Just how rare is Heartless!Cloud, cause I wanna try to get him if I can (with my nub skills), but if his spawn rate is crazy low, I think I won't stress myself...
  12. Kai Schulen

    Final Fantasy VII: The First Soldier

    Don't have a ps5 controller to compare, but based on what cold_spirit and Mako said last page, the controller buttons in the settings page match the ps4 more than the ps5. Also, because the settings don't mention this: to go into aiming mode, hit L2, and to shoot, hit R2. It took me a long time...
  13. Kai Schulen

    Final Fantasy VII: The First Soldier

    I forgot, someone add me too! 85063751340 I hope team matches means we can team up with friends. I'll do my best to fuck around on the battlefield and get all of us killed :wacky: Off to practice the controls in tutorial mode, because I'm sure I'll get myself killed doing this in a live match...
  14. Kai Schulen

    Final Fantasy VII: The First Soldier

    Ah, yes, I do this all the time for Genshin, but when I tried it for 1st, the controllers weren't responding? At least in the menu/home screen it wasn't. Do the controllers only work in battle? (Cause if I gotta learn the buttons on the fly, hoo boy.) Fingers crossed that SE patches in...
  15. Kai Schulen

    Final Fantasy VII: The First Soldier

    Holy shit, for real? I didn't know the tutorial match was against real people too. No wonder why the game didn't pause when I was looking through the menu. .....I also won mine, by virtue of smacking everyone with a sword. I really didn't know what I was doing, but I found a chocobo and nyoomed...
  16. Kai Schulen

    Final Fantasy VII: The First Soldier

    After another 30 minutes of being painfully indecisive, (I picked girl by the way) I....I managed to set myself on fire with the fire materia and lost 75 HP. I'm still in the goddamn tutorial too. I predict my career as a SOLDIER will be a short one.
  17. Kai Schulen

    Final Fantasy VII: The First Soldier

    uuuuuuuw....I've been staring at the character customization screen for like 30 minutes because I can't decide if I wanna be a guy or a girl, and what kind of eyebrows I wanna give them. yes, the eyebrows are important okay. :@
  18. Kai Schulen

    Super Smash Bros.

    I can't fucking believe Sora is in Smash right now. ......I wonder if someone posted a fanfic on A03 about Mario becoming a keyblade wielder yet. :monster: ....wait. what does this mean for the KH lore if Mario can wield a keyblade? Can Link also wield the keyblade too? WAIT. DOES THIS...
  19. Kai Schulen

    Remake Voice Actors Announced

    Gackt....T___T
  20. Kai Schulen

    FF Collections

    In (belated) celebration of Cloud's birthday, I present my very modest collection of Cloud merchandise over the years:
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