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terrible hangover, despite not really drinking as much as usual plus the landlord came over this morning, woke me up (probably to blame for making hangover worse) and told me off for there being cigarette butts all over the porch i'm sorry, i was using the ashtray until two assholes came and...

http://christwire.org/2011/11/is-skyrim-teaching-your-children-how-to-perform-rim-jobs-and-other-homo-erotic-sex-maneuvers/ 'What is Skyrim? If you are a responsible parent, then the world of MMORPG first person shooters should be something of a foreign language to you. In games like Skyrim...

Man Leeds is getting dangerous with all of these gang attacks lately. y am i scared to go outside o wait it's because im not a superhero creys

happy birthday you're still fat

lol lesbro drama

guess who just did an epic student move and threw up in the gateway of a primary school? THIS GUY

'just been fightin' fookin' nazis and kickin' the shit outta hitler' that's all

just fuck it

considering putting 'a destrillians post' on my xmas list

i feel like i've died and come back to life it is not in anyway pleasant

getting pissed with my homies no seriously my housemates been so long since we all went out together

GAY BACON STRIPS GAY BACON STRIPS GAY BACON STRIPS

the glee fandom oh well santana deserved what she got because she's so mean umm yeah because outing someone is totally trivial right ugh finn hudson go and die so many angry feelings

finally got my bad karma for doing an essay in 3 hours a 2:2, but at least it was unassessed. still creys I AM A 2:1 GIRL

having no phone having no money phone costs £119 to repair fat chance supposed to have annotated all poems for dissertation by tomorrow fat chance no food run out of baccy ARRGGGGGH LEAVE ME ALONE JESUS but for once i have actually done all my reading on time, plus my parents bought me skyrim...

my iphone is DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEADDDDDDD

my iphone keeps playing up by freezing and restarting itself all the time don't die on me bby pls

omg there is a merlin theme but someone has taken sexy morgana wry also, powering through this essay like an F1 driver

i don't know where these bruises came from how did i get drunk on £15 i have turned into a lightweight how many drunken phonecalls did i make oh god what is this headache

"Is that how they do it in facility one?" "Sometimes... would you like me to do it Viola style?" destrillians is ripe for mgs style parody