2013 Awards Results

[Ⓐaron]

1. Member of the Year

Shub-Niggurath (Mage)

Flintlock

Donna Noble (Carlie), Martha Jones (TresDias), Rory Williams (Aaron) (three-way tie)​

2. TLS Lifetime Achievement Award

Cthulhu (Yop)

Martha Jones (TresDias)

Fangu, Flintlock, Rory Williams (Aaron) (three-way tie)​

3. Best Site Contributor

Prince Lex

Flintlock, Martha Jones (two-way tie)

Fangu, Shademp (two-way tie)​

4. Best Staffer

Martha Jones (TresDias)

Rory Williams (Aaron)

Cookie Monster (Road), Shub-Niggurath (Mage) (two-way tie)​

5. Best Quality Poster

LicoriceAllsorts, Martha Jones (TresDias), Prince Lex (three-way tie)

Cthulhu (Yop), Flintlock (two-way tie)

Cookie Monster (Road), Ghost X, Gym Leader Devil, Octo, Rory Williams (Aaron), Shub-Niggurath (Mage), X-SOLDIER (seven-way tie)​

6. Best Newcomer

Clara Oswald (Ami), Telcontar (two-way tie)

jazzflower92

Claymore, Jiro, Marcus, Monik XIII, noxious.sunshine (five-way tie)​

7. Hottest Male

Kiss Land (MOG)

Cookie Monster (Road), Cthulhu (Yop), Masamune, Prince Lex (four-way tie)

Alex Strife, ForceStealer, Ghost X, Martha Jones (TresDias), Rory Williams (Aaron), Sean Bean (Carlos), Xelaxander, X-SOLDIER (seven-way tie)​

8. Hottest Female

Fangu, Soakette (two-way tie)

Shub-Niggurath (Mage)

Donna Noble (Carlie)​

9. Biggest Overall Final Fantasy Wonk

Shademp

Prince Lex

jazzflower92, Martha Jones (TresDias), Ryushikaze (three-way tie)​

10. Biggest Non-FF Geek

Cthulhu (Yop), Gym Leader Devil (two-way tie)

Donna Noble (Carlie)

Dana Scully (Kat), Fangu, Mantichorus (Kris), Rory Williams (Aaron), X-SOLDIER (five-way tie)​

11. Most in Need of Daylight

Rory Williams (Aaron)

Cthulhu (Yop), Fangu (two-way tie)

Ryushikaze​

12. Member You'd Most Like to Meet in Real Life

Fangu

Prince Lex, Shub-Niggurath (Mage) (two-way tie)

Cthulhu (Yop), Donna Noble (Carlie) (two-way tie)​

13. Member You'd Most Like to Bone

Donna Noble (Carlie), Shub-Niggurath (Mage) (two-way tie)

Fangu

AvecAloes​

14. Horniest Member

Martha Jones (TresDias)

Amy Pond (Dawn), Fangu, Rory Williams (Aaron), Shub-Niggurath (Mage) (four-way tie) (I wouldn't mind being in a four-way with those three )

Donna Noble (Carlie), Soakette (two-way tie)​

15. Most Likely to Make a Porno

Shub-Niggurath (Mage)

Martha Jones (TresDias)

Amy Pond (Dawn), Strangelove (hito) (with pandas) (two-way tie)​

16. Best Drunk/Stoner

Prince Lex

Cthulhu (Yop), looneymoon (Rishi) (two-way tie)

Clara Oswald (Ami), Fangu, Shub-Niggurath (Mage), Sprites (four-way tie)​

17. "Wish You Were Here" Award (Most Missed/Needs to Post More)

Dana Scully (Kat)

Marcus, Max Payne (Dacon/Brent), X-SOLDIER (three-way tie)

Soakette​

18. The Phoenix Down Award (Best Comeback)

Octo

Zee

Doctor Gravity (Joe), looneymoon (Rishi) (two-way tie)​

19. Best Graphics (Avatar/Signature/Etc.)

Ghost X

Gym Leader Devil, Obsidian Fire (two-way tie)

Gabriel, Zee (two-way tie)​

20. The TLS Art Prize

Captain Highwind

Ghost X, HylianMogget (two-way tie)

Iron Man (Mumble), Pixel (two-way tie)​

21. The TLS Literature Prize

Fangu

LicoriceAllsorts

S and G​

22. Most Entertaining/Funniest

Octo

Cthulhu (Yop)

Prince Lex, Shub-Niggurath (Mage) (two-way tie)​

23. Most Talented (Art, Writing, Music, Etc.)

Mr. Ite

LicoriceAllsorts

Fangu​

24. Most Improved

Zap Rowsdower (Matthewtheman/King Porky Minch)

Nyarlathotep (abortedj)

Rory Williams (Aaron), jazzflower92 (two-way tie)​

25. Most Predictable

Cthulhu (Yop)

Nyarlathotep (abortedj), Rory Williams (Aaron), wander (three-way tie)

Clara Oswald (Ami), Ryushikaze (two-way tie)​

26. Biggest Username Changer

Johanna Mason (Carlie)

Zap Rowsdower (Matthewtheman/King Porky Minch)

Iron Man (Mumble)​

27. Bounciest Boobies

Shub-Niggurath (Mage)

Rose Tyler (Tennyo)

Soakette​

28. Best Ass

AvecAloes

Amy Pond, Danseru-kun (two-way tie)

Fangu​

29. Best Beard

Gym Leader Devil

Iron Man (Mumble), Martha Jones (TresDias) (two-way tie)

Gabriel, Telcontar (two-way tie)​

30. Most Pistoning Pen0r

Martha Jones (TresDias)

Cookie Monster (Road), Kiss Land (MOG), Rory Williams (Aaron), Sean Bean (Carlos) (four-way tie)

Ryushikaze​

31. Best Ship

CarliexAmi

Trestealer

GLDxClicky​

32. Most Pedantic

Flintlock

Ryushikaze

Rory Williams (Aaron)​

33. Best Thread Starter

Rory Williams (Aaron)

jazzflower92

X-SOLDIER​

34. Most Fervent TLSer

Fangu

Rory Williams (Aaron)

Cthulhu (Yop)​

35. Most Travelled

S and G

Cthulhu (Yop)

LicoriceAllsorts​

36. Most Inspiring

Prince Lex, Shub-Niggurath (Mage) (two-way tie)

Danseru-kun

Martha Jones (TresDias)​

37. Biggest Member Collector (Member Who Has Met the Most People IRL)

looneymoon (Rishi)

Cthulhu, Shub-Niggurath (Mage) (two-way tie)

Dana Scully (Kat), Rory Williams (Aaron) (two-way tie)​

38. Best .gif Reply

Telcontar

Johanna Mason (Carlie)

Splintered, Vespa (two-way tie)​

39. Most Likely to Need a Swear Filter

Shub-Niggurath (Mage)

Clara Oswald (Ami)

Rory Williams (Aaron)​

40. Most Likely to Drink Their Own Piss

Kiss Land (MOG)

Cthulhu (Yop)

Gym Leader Devil, Shub-Niggurath (Mage) (two-way tie)​

41. Member Who'd Make the Best Pantomime Villain

Shub-Niggurath (Mage)

Cthulhu (Yop), Gym Leader Devil, Zap Rowsdower (Matthewtheman/King Porky Minch) (three-way tie)

Ghost X​

42. Most Likely to Go the Extra Mile

Prince Lex

Strangelove (hito)

Fangu, Martha Jones (TresDias) (two-way tie)​

As with last year, I didn't double-check every single result on this list, so apologies if I messed anything up. Congrats to all the winners and thanks for, well, most of the votes

 

[Flintlock]

Thanks yourself, Aaron! Good job running everything once again.

 

[Octo]

Thanks guys, I feel this gif is an appropriate, dignified, humble response:

Spoiler

 

[Fangu]

12. Member You'd Most Like to Meet in Real Life

Fangu​

You're all brave people for sure

21. The TLS Literature Prize

Fangu​

tbh this was the award I knew would bring me the most joy in getting, and I got gold, omfg, I love it, thank you

34. Most Fervent TLSer

Fangu​

um... thanks?

 

[Ami]

6. Best Newcomer

Clara Oswald (Ami), Telcontar (two-way tie)​

Not sure if Tel wants to share this. Oh dear!
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16. Best Drunk/Stoner

Clara Oswald (Ami), Fangu, Shub-Niggurath (Mage), Sprites (four-way tie)​

I propose the four of us have a piss up together TO DECIDE.
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25. Most Predictable

Clara Oswald (Ami), Ryushikaze (two-way tie)​

WHAT DO YE MEAN I'M PREDICTABLE, YA WANKERS!?
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31. Best Ship

CarliexAmi​

This year, the TLS Awards.

Next year, we're having our very own E! reality show. Ami and Carlie: Hate That I Love You.

39. Most Likely to Need a Swear Filter

Clara Oswald (Ami)​

I find I do swear a lot more than I realise. Even though I lost out to Mage, I hail her as the swearing queen. It's an honour to come second to you!
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[Telcontar]

38. Best .gif Reply

Telcontar
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6. Best Newcomer

Clara Oswald (Ami), Telcontar (two-way tie)​

 

[Cookie Monster]

4. Best Staffer

Cookie Monster (Road)​

5. Best Quality Poster

Cookie Monster (Road)​

7. Hottest Male

Cookie Monster (Road)​

30. Most Pistoning Pen0r

Cookie Monster (Road)​

I was barely active over the past year

Spoiler

expect this to change in 2014

, and somehow I won four awards. Much appreciated guys.

 

[Mage]

^ Pleasure to share a tie with you m'dear.

I scoured the intarwebz for an appropriate response to the feels I have ATM:

I'm gonna go do something manly now, where's my hammer?

 

[LicoriceAllsorts]

5. Best Quality Poster

LicoriceAllsorts, Martha Jones (TresDias), Prince Lex (three-way tie)​

21. The TLS Literature Prize

Licoriceallsorts​

23. Most Talented (Art, Writing, Music, Etc.)

LicoriceAllsorts​

35. Most Travelled

LicoriceAllsorts​

I'd like to thank everybody who made these wins possible.

I'm really surprised to tie for gold as best quality poster. Really surprised and chuffed.
Congratulations to my worthy opponents in the Talent Rounds!

 

[Jason Tandro]

Congrats all. Particular shout-out to Mr. Ite for the Most Creative Gold.

 

[Fangu]

Oh, and Hottest Female (second year in a row?!) tied - YOU GUYS ARE FECKING BLIND ABOUT ME JESUS CHRIST

 

[Octo]

Oh, and Hottest Female (second year in a row?!) tied - YOU GUYS ARE FECKING BLIND ABOUT ME JESUS CHRIST

Nope, and anyway

Hotness is in the mind <33

So no u!

 

[Mage]

DAT ASS. That and the fact you look like a teenager. That is all.

 

[Alex Strife]

Thanks for the votes!! Last year people wanted to meet me. This year I'm tied for third on hottest male.

Does that mean that I'm better looking now and people want to meet me less? Seriously

 

[Octo]

Your good looks are now intimidating

 

[Cthulhu]

I think I'll find a random reason to ban your ass, . Who was hottest male btw? I'll ban him too.

 

[Octo]

It was Mog

 

[Cthulhu]

Annnd b7

 

[Sprites]

I love that I got a 3rd place for best drunk and also here I am drinking

thanks guys <3

 

[Ghost X]

Congratulations all.

Thanks to those who helped bestow upon me twice as many awards as I got last year. Consider my sig upgraded.

 

[Carlie]

1. Member of the Year

Donna Noble (Carlie)​

8. Hottest Female

Donna Noble (Carlie)​

10. Biggest Non-FF Geek

Donna Noble (Carlie)​

12. Member You'd Most Like to Meet in Real Life

Donna Noble (Carlie)​

14. Horniest Member

Donna Noble (Carlie)​

Awww thank you guys for all the awards this year.

13. Member You'd Most Like to Bone

Donna Noble (Carlie), Shub-Niggurath (Mage) (two-way tie)​

Hey Mage you want to celebrate our co-win?

26. Biggest Username Changer

Johanna Mason (Carlie)​

I like how this is fittingly the only category that I won that I have a different name from the other ones.

31. Best Ship

CarliexAmi​

I should thank you guys, nothing turns Ami more than winning trophies and that makes for wonderful sex.

38. Best .gif Reply

Johanna Mason (Carlie)​

Enjoy your victory now Tel, I shall have my revenge come the 2014 awards.

 

[The Twilight Mexican]

1. Member of the Year

Donna Noble (Carlie), Martha Jones (TresDias), Rory Williams (Aaron) (three-way tie)​

2. TLS Lifetime Achievement Award

Martha Jones (TresDias)​

3. Best Site Contributor

Flintlock, Martha Jones (two-way tie)​

4. Best Staffer

Martha Jones (TresDias)​

5. Best Quality Poster

LicoriceAllsorts, Martha Jones (TresDias), Prince Lex (three-way tie)​

7. Hottest Male

Alex Strife, ForceStealer, Ghost X, Martha Jones (TresDias), Rory Williams (Aaron), Sean Bean (Carlos), Xelaxander, X-SOLDIER (seven-way tie)​

9. Biggest Overall Final Fantasy Wonk

jazzflower92, Martha Jones (TresDias), Ryushikaze (three-way tie)​

14. Horniest Member

Martha Jones (TresDias)​

15. Most Likely to Make a Porno

Martha Jones (TresDias)​

29. Best Beard

Iron Man (Mumble), Martha Jones (TresDias) (two-way tie)​

30. Most Pistoning Pen0r

Martha Jones (TresDias)​

36. Most Inspiring

Martha Jones (TresDias)​

42. Most Likely to Go the Extra Mile

Fangu, Martha Jones (TresDias)​

First, I'd like to thank God and the Academy -- oh, wait, no fuck them. I would like to thank you beautiful people. <3

Particularly excited about those threeways with Carlie/Aaron and Lic/Lex (less so the one with six dudes =P). Though I think I'll be left doing most of the work on you in our ménage à trois, Lic. Still, I'll be happy to show those ladies why I was voted Most Pistoning Pen0r.

And on that note, I'm off to have sex with an FWB. No, I'm not trying to be funny -- I'm really on my way to make babies.

 

[looneymoon]

I seriously doubt I've met the most people irl o.o

 

[Lex]

3. Best Site Contributor

Prince Lex​

5. Best Quality Poster

LicoriceAllsorts, Martha Jones (TresDias), Prince Lex (three-way tie)
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7. Hottest Male

Cookie Monster (Road), Cthulhu (Yop), Masamune, Prince Lex (four-way tie)
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9. Biggest Overall Final Fantasy Wonk

Prince Lex

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12. Member You'd Most Like to Meet in Real Life

Prince Lex, Shub-Niggurath (Mage) (two-way tie)​

16. Best Drunk/Stoner

Prince Lex​

22. Most Entertaining/Funniest

Prince Lex, Shub-Niggurath (Mage) (two-way tie)​

36. Most Inspiring

Prince Lex, Shub-Niggurath (Mage) (two-way tie)
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42. Most Likely to Go the Extra Mile

Prince Lex​

You guys <3

I'm particularly fond of Best Site Contributor, Most Likely to go the Extra Mile and Most Inspiring. THAT'S A PRETTY DAMN HIGH OPINION YOU HAVE OF ME THERE *puffs out chest*

I've come a long way in gaining all of your trust/ approval since I joined. Phase One of my world domination plan is complete

I'm not sure about "best drunk", you guys have only seen me when I still have the ability to type. Although to be fair there was that one time I woke up in the back of a car at 4am with a skype call from Carlie and started singing in Japanese. But I would have found that really annoying, so you're all crazy

Mage and I should probably get married or something, we seem to have tied for a few awesome awards. And a hottest male 4 way? Yes please.

 

[Danseru-kun]

28. Best Ass

Amy Pond, Danseru-kun (two-way tie)

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36. Most Inspiring

Danseru-kun

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Wow, two silvers in the butt category in two years, must be inspiring. Thanks guys for the nominations and votes, I never expected I's still win some since I'm a bit inactive. Congrats to the other winners.