Aaron promised me jewgold

[Cookie Monster]

'Sup dood.

 

[Tennyo]

Welcome!

Look, let's just take up a collection. Everyone pony up a dollar, and we can easily pay for a hooker.

Might even need less, depending on the person...

How about enough money to help pay for a trip to Nevada where he can get a $40 whore?

 

[Joker]

Only if it's a one-way ticket. Otherwise, the local whore is cheaper

 

[Tennyo]

How many airlines are offering $49-$89 flights within the US these days? Quite a few. I can fly to Chicago for $49 one way, or Denver for $69, and I think LA for $89. I'm sure there's got to be something from wherever in Florida he lives to Vegas.

Also local whores might be cheap but probably won't be as high a quality in Florida. Go to Vegas and there are people on every block handing out cards for "escorts," some are pretty low in price to start as well.

 

[Joker]

I can get to Minneapolis for $69, but the trip back is about twice as much, unless I leave at the most ungodly time of day imaginable (7am - an hour past my BEDTIME).

But maybe. He can make his fortune gambling the jewgolds =O

 

[mentaz]

Welcome

 

[Harley]

Welcome an' shit.

 

[Super Mario]

Aaron for the last time, GET A HOOKER

 

[Carlie]

Welcome!

 

[Tennyo]

I can get to Minneapolis for $69, but the trip back is about twice as much, unless I leave at the most ungodly time of day imaginable (7am - an hour past my BEDTIME).

Well then DON'T STAY UP SO LATE!!!!

But maybe. He can make his fortune gambling the jewgolds =O

There's an idea...

 

[Tifaeria]

I normally don't say hi to newbies and just leave it to cookie monster to say hi to you,

but since you made such an epic post and avatar, I must welcome you!

WELCOME AN' SHIT!

 

[Carlos]

gotten laid yet?

I like this person already.

 

[Part the Yngve]

:ezpimp:

Thanks for the warm welcome!

EDIT: No :ezpimp:? you guys sux

EDIT2: you made it I see.

 

[annacamille]

I barely even post around this place, but this thread is quite funny so I feel compelled to welcome you.

Welcome! xD

 

[CK]

I like this guy more than aaron already.

 

[Part the Yngve]

I'm also sexier and less lazy than Aaron, and I get laid on a daily basis.

So not only am I more likable, I'm a better person.

 

[Channy]

I'm also sexier and less lazy than Aaron, and I get laid on a daily basis.

So not only am I more likable, I'm a better person.

I'd have to agree with the general consensus of the forum by saying I like you more than Aaron now.

 

[CK]

I'm also sexier and less lazy than Aaron, and I get laid on a daily basis.

So not only am I more likable, I'm a better person.

You sound just like me.

 

[Part the Yngve]

This place needs an arcade, I'm so massively bored

 

[Carlos]

Having a life does many wonders.

 

[Part the Yngve]

Yeah, but there's no life to be had at 1:32PM when you haven't yet gone to bed and you're trying to stay up. The gf is asleep and I'm too tired to be productive, and not tired enough to sleep myself

 

[Carlos]

tell your gf to wake up and make some sweet hot life!

 

[Part the Yngve]

I shagged her a few hours ago.

 

[Carlos]

So


do her in her sleep


I am pretty sure she wont feel a thing.

 

[Part the Yngve]

Quite the opposite actually

I am actually very well equipped, just ask anyone at EoFF.

Also, you're clearly overcompensating for a tiny penis with your Hard Gay avatar, moving gif picture and awful username. What you're saying with all this is "look here, not at my freakishly small penis".