Actors in FF(VII): Who could play who?

[T@ctic]

I don't understand. Why wouldn't a white boy get an Asian girl?

thats what i asked him.

you can also see what couple he supports

Hojo is an Asian man (according to fanon, anyway) and he gets a "white" girl. Anyway they live on another planet where this race thing doesn't seem to be an issue: everybody comes from everywhere, there. Even in Wutai half of them have Russian names -

Hey, maybe Rosso the Crimson is from Wutai...? Accent explained! (because accents are genetic oc).

IKR! i used that example with him too, but he says hojo doesnt look asian either :T

Tifa only looks Asian in AC, where nearly everyone looks Asian...or at least that Westernised ideal of Asian. Basically everyone looks like Sean Lennon

But in the original artwork everyone looks western, even Tseng.

How confusing.

i wouldnt really know about an AMERICAN (man i hate when people say westernized, because if you mean "westernized", do you have mexicans in mind? canadians?) looking tifa, because her sexcky AC

Spoiler: beginning photos clearly look asian

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but then again she doesnt look that asiany here

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but then again maybe you could say she looks that way here

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but what about this one?

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but then again she looks japanese/chinese here

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but but.....

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ARG HER RACE IS SO CONFROOSIN' AND EVERYTHING

OK I JUST WANT HER TO BE ASIAN >.<

Come on, guys. Scarlet should be present-day Madonna. I couldn't picture her any other way

Here's my suggestions:

Crystal Reed as Tifa

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There aren't much pics of her with straight black hair, which is a shame really, she looks so much better with it.

Fitness model Jamie Eason as Elena (nsfwish)

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She's a lot more muscular now, but methinks a younger version of her is good

can Jamie act good? sry i barely know any of these celebs :T

I know Cid isn't that old but he comes off as older than he is because he's so crabby.

YERSH I AGREE

Reno - Ryan Gosling

...hmm i dunno about that. honestly i dont think an american/british can play him. we need some koreans or maybe chinese.

oh yeah and my bro also suggested (quite seriously)

Spoiler: Cate Blanchett

as sephiroth.

that was his best guess.

...hey what about

Spoiler: Emma Watson

as elena?

i dunno like i said im bad at this kind of stuff

i think ill just post up another Wood pic and leave

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kay bye for now

P.S.

i was just wondering.....what if Wood put on mako infused contacts? they'd be so bright! O:

 

[Unlucky]

can Jamie act good? sry i barely know any of these celebs :T

Jamie isn't an actress, she's a fitness model. I didn't really base my suggestions on acting ability, just by slight resemblance

Tifa (in AC) either looks like an Asian with a mix of Western blood, or completely Western. Or probably an Asian who had tons of plastic surgery.

Cloud is nearly impossible to cast There's this Korean idol whose pics are going around on tumblr for looking like Cloud

Spoiler: huge pic

sauce

but without the shades and hairdo he looks nothing like him. :/

 

[T@ctic]

Jamie isn't an actress, she's a fitness model. I didn't really base my suggestions on acting ability, just by slight resemblance

aoh.

Tifa (in AC) either looks like an Asian with a mix of Western blood, or completely Western. Or probably an Asian who had tons of plastic surgery.

hm. maybe you are right there. i just think around the eyes is her most asian looks.

Cloud is nearly impossible to cast There's this Korean idol whose pics are going around on tumblr for looking like Cloud

hey you are right!

but without the shades and hairdo he looks nothing like him. :/

aw....:[

also, i have no idea who would do lightning. i mean im sure a woman looks like her but i have no image of who XD

 

[T@ctic]

well the closest tifa's race is scottish, apparently. just a few weeks ago it was announced that "Lockhart" is a very well know scottish surname.

dont know what that means but hey, just thought id say it.

 

[Abortedj]

Ok... Since this is a movie that would never happen, I am going to assume that we can use actors at any given point in time.

Barrett- Mr. T at his peak, right after Rocky 3

Tifa- Kitten Natividad, like 1978 or so.

Cloud- Um... I can't pretend to give a shit, all an actor needs to do is whine and hold his head in his hands. *Insert insult to hack actor here*

Cid- John Belushi

Cait Sith- CGI voiced by Groucho Marx.

Aeris- Any given dark haired transvestite.

Yuffie- Ellen Page.

Red 13- CGI voiced by Dennis Day from the Jack Benny Show (no one will get this reference)

Vincent- Brian O'halloran from around the same time as "Vulgar".

Sephiroth- a cardboard cutout voice by James Woods ironically. Would be best if it was a coked up, so like late 80's to mid 90's James Woods.