ALL R BASE ARE UNDERATTACK BY FLUNKIES

[Channy]

REVIVAL

On the day of my ban I was contacted by Seifer for the last time. Lulz were exchanged and much sex was had. Unfortunately he couldn't get the condom right.

Because of my ban I couldn't share this with you. Now rejoice, as it will be the last that I will ever hear from him.

Spoiler: i can has seifer nao?

(8:41 PM) Lee Jun-Fan 李振藩: I am told you are banned xD
(8:42 PM) Lee Jun-Fan 李振藩: looks like they finally got somethin right
(8:55 PM) McChanny//// Rek: lol its a temp ban
(8:56 PM) McChanny//// Rek: but hey go take this time to fap yourself to death
(8:56 PM) Lee Jun-Fan 李振藩: lets hope they get it right next time
i will once you have frigged yourself to death

(8:56 PM) McChanny//// Rek: Oh baby you know I turn you on
Let's stop dancing around in circles and just admit it
(8:56 PM) Lee Jun-Fan 李振藩: You dont need me you gor ur porn
(8:57 PM) Lee Jun-Fan 李振藩: bye
(8:57 PM) McChanny//// Rek: Porn's nothing
(8:57 PM) Lee Jun-Fan 李振藩: oh notice u brought sex up again... just....sayin
(8:57 PM) McChanny//// Rek: Are you afraid of it baby?
(8:58 PM) McChanny//// Rek: Would it be your first time?
I'll take it slow with you
(8:58 PM) Lee Jun-Fan 李振藩: no but im not obsessed
(8:58 PM) McChanny//// Rek: So you don't blow too quickly
It's okay to be scared
(8:58 PM) Lee Jun-Fan 李振藩: I have had a few girlfriends and a lot of sex, but I find people who talk about it all the time are insecure
is that your problem love

(8:58 PM) McChanny//// Rek: Is there a problem with liking sex?
(8:58 PM) Lee Jun-Fan 李振藩: or do you think it impresses people?
(8:59 PM) Lee Jun-Fan 李振藩: nowt wrong with liking it, somethin wrong with always talkin about it
(8:59 PM) McChanny//// Rek: Am I always talking about it?
(8:59 PM) Lee Jun-Fan 李振藩: yes
your first message to me heer was about it
your avatar
your sig
and numerous other posts
(8:59 PM) McChanny//// Rek: My avatar and my sig aren't sexual
(8:59 PM) Lee Jun-Fan 李振藩: not to mention im told u are into ur porn and post it on forums
(9:00 PM) Lee Jun-Fan 李振藩: atleast i did it for a wind up
(9:00 PM) McChanny//// Rek: Lots of people like porn, whats wrong with liking porn?
I think people who are afraid of sex are the insecure ones
(9:00 PM) Lee Jun-Fan 李振藩: nowt wrong with likin porn, somethin wrong with alwasy talkin about it
(9:00 PM) McChanny//// Rek: But baby I'll take it real slow with you if you want
I can tell you’re scared
(9:00 PM) Lee Jun-Fan 李振藩: no thanks, i have a gf
(9:01 PM) Lee Jun-Fan 李振藩: and i dont feel the need to tell you anything about my sex life.....nor do anyone else i know. Those that are comfortable dont bother telling people/.
(9:01 PM) Lee Jun-Fan 李振藩: the only people i know who go on about it are little 16-18 year old boys
(9:02 PM) McChanny//// Rek: So I'm a 16 year old boy?
And you're trying to seduce me?
(9:02 PM) Lee Jun-Fan 李振藩: maybe , who knows
(9:02 PM) McChanny//// Rek: Isn't that illegal?
Someone get me an adult!
(9:02 PM) Lee Jun-Fan 李振藩: seduce you? haha
(9:02 PM) McChanny//// Rek: I NEED AN ADULT
(9:02 PM) Lee Jun-Fan 李振藩: yes you sure do
you need a decent parent
one who can explain proper conduct
and how to gain self respect
rather than be a forum joker
(9:03 PM) Lee Jun-Fan 李振藩: any case i couldnt help but relay to you the irony of you being banned
i thought that was a bit hilarious
given all the shit you posted about me
xD
(9:03 PM) McChanny//// Rek: But my parents were decent
My daddy, sure he was a bit drunk
And maybe he abused momma a little too much
(9:04 PM) Lee Jun-Fan 李振藩: They obviously didnt explain to you moral behaviour....or show that winding people up for ypour own perverse pleasure is just shitty.
yeah, and this sounds like shite
(9:04 PM) McChanny//// Rek: And one night, he got so drunk that momma grabbed a kitchen knife and tried ti protect herself
(9:04 PM) McChanny//// Rek: Daddy.. he didn't like that
And so he cut her up
(9:04 PM) Lee Jun-Fan 李振藩: did he
(9:04 PM) McChanny//// Rek: And he was laughing the whole time
And then he saw me
(9:04 PM) Lee Jun-Fan 李振藩: what did he do
(9:04 PM) McChanny//// Rek: And he asked me
"Why so serious?"
And he cut my face
(9:04 PM) Lee Jun-Fan 李振藩: that is an amazing story
(9:04 PM) McChanny//// Rek: So that I'd always be smiling too
(9:05 PM) Lee Jun-Fan 李振藩: well, he didt cut ur brain properly
anyway, im busy
so catch ye later
(9:05 PM) McChanny//// Rek: Don't leave me with daddy!
I need an adult!
(9:05 PM) Lee Jun-Fan 李振藩: consult the over 18's sites
(9:06 PM) Lee Jun-Fan 李振藩: you will find one willing to meet you
(9:06 PM) McChanny//// Rek: But what about you?
(9:06 PM) Lee Jun-Fan 李振藩: funny really i have a hard time imaging you as a teenage girl
(9:06 PM) Lee Jun-Fan 李振藩: more like a 20 yr old lad out for a wind up
the internet is such an anonymous place
is it nit
not
(9:07 PM) Lee Jun-Fan 李振藩: I am not an adult
(9:07 PM) McChanny//// Rek: But I'm not a teenage girl
I'm a 16 year old boy
(9:07 PM) Lee Jun-Fan 李振藩: yes im thinkin u are
(9:07 PM) McChanny//// Rek: Touch me?
(9:08 PM) Lee Jun-Fan 李振藩: yes thats an enemy from VII well done
(9:08 PM) McChanny//// Rek: No I want you to touch me
(9:08 PM) Lee Jun-Fan 李振藩: i am not a frog
(9:08 PM) McChanny//// Rek: Touch me! Touch me! Touch me!
(9:08 PM) Lee Jun-Fan 李振藩: nah
(9:09 PM) Lee Jun-Fan 李振藩: *yawns* back to VII
(9:09 PM) McChanny//// Rek: okay bye lover <3
(9:09 PM) Lee Jun-Fan &#26446;&#25391;&#34281;: let me know when u have found self respect
and ill hear about ur next ban too
(9:09 PM) McChanny//// Rek: I found it within you <3
(9:09 PM) McChanny//// Rek: inside you~~ <3
(9:10 PM) Lee Jun-Fan &#26446;&#25391;&#34281;: That isnt respect , thats my g spot
xD
(9:10 PM) McChanny//// Rek: Can I touch it?
(9:12 PM) Lee Jun-Fan &#26446;&#25391;&#34281; Dan is now Offline

 

[Cthulhu]

(9:03 PM) McChanny//// Rek: But my parents were decent
My daddy, sure he was a bit drunk
And maybe he abused momma a little too much
(9:04 PM) Lee Jun-Fan &#26446;&#25391;&#34281;: They obviously didnt explain to you moral behaviour....or show that winding people up for ypour own perverse pleasure is just shitty.
yeah, and this sounds like shite
(9:04 PM) McChanny//// Rek: And one night, he got so drunk that momma grabbed a kitchen knife and tried ti protect herself
(9:04 PM) McChanny//// Rek: Daddy.. he didn't like that
And so he cut her up
(9:04 PM) Lee Jun-Fan &#26446;&#25391;&#34281;: did he
(9:04 PM) McChanny//// Rek: And he was laughing the whole time
And then he saw me
(9:04 PM) Lee Jun-Fan &#26446;&#25391;&#34281;: what did he do
(9:04 PM) McChanny//// Rek: And he asked me
"Why so serious?"
And he cut my face
(9:04 PM) Lee Jun-Fan &#26446;&#25391;&#34281;: that is an amazing story
(9:04 PM) McChanny//// Rek: So that I'd always be smiling too
(9:05 PM) Lee Jun-Fan &#26446;&#25391;&#34281;: well, he didt cut ur brain properly

Channy wins the internet. Y SO SRS?

Also, I'm still waiting for his internet hate machine.

Also, how come I didn't recognize the thread? I've been reading the first few pages, couldn't remember reading them before .

 

[uncle sam]

I can fit two fingers in guys. You think this will impress him? Or is it not slutty enough?

I knew a girl that fit in 14 fingers once.

That is all.

 

[NoenGaruth]

ohlol, that made my evening reading that, cheers to you madam Channy!

 

[Alex]

(8:58 PM) Lee Jun-Fan &#26446;&#25391;&#34281;: I have had a few girlfriends and a lot of sex

I rofl'd

(9:07 PM) McChanny//// Rek: Touch me?
(9:08 PM) Lee Jun-Fan &#26446;&#25391;&#34281;: yes thats an enemy from VII well done
(9:08 PM) McChanny//// Rek: No I want you to touch me
(9:08 PM) Lee Jun-Fan &#26446;&#25391;&#34281;: i am not a frog
(9:08 PM) McChanny//// Rek: Touch me! Touch me! Touch me!
(9:08 PM) Lee Jun-Fan &#26446;&#25391;&#34281;: nah
(9:09 PM) Lee Jun-Fan &#26446;&#25391;&#34281;: *yawns* back to VII

Typical Final Fantasy fan is brought into contact with a woman.

 

[Carlos]

I knew a girl that fit in 14 fingers once.

That is all.

thats actually kinda hot

 

[Alessa Gillespie]

(9:06 PM) Lee Jun-Fan &#26446;&#25391;&#34281;: more like a 20 yr old lad out for a wind up

AHAHAHA Why does he always use wind up. ROFFLZ

 

[ForceStealer]

Seriously, where did he even learn that? I may have encountered that phrase less often than I've encountered flunky.

 

[Channy]

Channy wins the internet. Y SO SRS?

Also, I'm still waiting for his internet hate machine.

Also, how come I didn't recognize the thread? I've been reading the first few pages, couldn't remember reading them before .

My only ever ysosrs moment and I wanted to dedicate it to Mumble. Wherever he is. <3

I couldn't find the thread for a while because my chats got split from the OT and made into their own... which I was never told about.

I miss Seifer already. ;-;

I knew a girl that fit in 14 fingers once.

That is all.

That's insane

I rofl'd

Typical Final Fantasy fan is brought into contact with a woman.

I think he may have leveled up from all the exp I gave him.

Seriously, where did he even learn that? I may have encountered that phrase less often than I've encountered flunky.

I've heard of it before but it's a second rate phrase and the more he used it, the more it began to lose its meaning. I think I encountered it more by just conversing with him, than I have all the times collected together throughout my whole life.

 

[Tetsujin]

HE'S REALLY BEGINNING TO WIND ME UP.

Or something like that.

 

[Cthulhu]

I knew a girl that fit in 14 fingers once.

That is all.

I knew a girl that fit in a human head. And body. And the whole lot. .

 

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Guy's fail. There are so many better reasons you can call channy a slut for.

I fucking love you, chocolate man.

 

[Makoeyes987]

That was pretty hilarious, Channy. I gotta admit.

 

[Channy]

This is what happens when I get banned. I need to divulge elsewhere.

 

[Super Mario]

My only ever ysosrs moment and I wanted to dedicate it to Mumble. Wherever he is. <3

in the words of an obese khazak producer of a kahazak movie:

"Che" or "Up yours" in their translation.

 

[Channy]

lol ok bby <3

 

[Joker]

I think he may have leveled up from all the exp I gave him.

Plagiarist ;.;

Still lol'd, however.

 

[uncle sam]

thats actually kinda hot

She was drunk and high on pot and coke and apparently thought that would be a great party game so she just laid on her back and a number of people dug in while she was like, "bfffffttttttttdfdoisnfwvmkiidvikv." Then she went on a journey outside while naked and got arrested several blocks away.

Allegedly.

 

[Ⓐaron]

Archive tiem. If you have anything else to add let me know and I'll move it back.