ALL R BASE ARE UNDERATTACK BY FLUNKIES

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Channy

Bad Habit
AKA
Ruby Rose, Lucy
REVIVAL

On the day of my ban I was contacted by Seifer for the last time. Lulz were exchanged and much sex was had. Unfortunately he couldn't get the condom right.

Because of my ban I couldn't share this with you. Now rejoice, as it will be the last that I will ever hear from him.

(8:41 PM) Lee Jun-Fan 李振藩: I am told you are banned xD
(8:42 PM) Lee Jun-Fan 李振藩: looks like they finally got somethin right
(8:55 PM) McChanny//// Rek: lol its a temp ban
(8:56 PM) McChanny//// Rek: but hey go take this time to fap yourself to death
(8:56 PM) Lee Jun-Fan 李振藩: lets hope they get it right next time
i will once you have frigged yourself to death

(8:56 PM) McChanny//// Rek: Oh baby you know I turn you on
Let's stop dancing around in circles and just admit it
(8:56 PM) Lee Jun-Fan 李振藩: You dont need me you gor ur porn
(8:57 PM) Lee Jun-Fan 李振藩: bye
(8:57 PM) McChanny//// Rek: Porn's nothing
(8:57 PM) Lee Jun-Fan 李振藩: oh notice u brought sex up again... just....sayin
(8:57 PM) McChanny//// Rek: Are you afraid of it baby?
(8:58 PM) McChanny//// Rek: Would it be your first time?
I'll take it slow with you
(8:58 PM) Lee Jun-Fan 李振藩: no but im not obsessed
(8:58 PM) McChanny//// Rek: So you don't blow too quickly
It's okay to be scared
(8:58 PM) Lee Jun-Fan 李振藩: I have had a few girlfriends and a lot of sex, but I find people who talk about it all the time are insecure
is that your problem love

(8:58 PM) McChanny//// Rek: Is there a problem with liking sex?
(8:58 PM) Lee Jun-Fan 李振藩: or do you think it impresses people?
(8:59 PM) Lee Jun-Fan 李振藩: nowt wrong with liking it, somethin wrong with always talkin about it
(8:59 PM) McChanny//// Rek: Am I always talking about it?
(8:59 PM) Lee Jun-Fan 李振藩: yes
your first message to me heer was about it
your avatar
your sig
and numerous other posts
(8:59 PM) McChanny//// Rek: My avatar and my sig aren't sexual
(8:59 PM) Lee Jun-Fan 李振藩: not to mention im told u are into ur porn and post it on forums
(9:00 PM) Lee Jun-Fan 李振藩: atleast i did it for a wind up
(9:00 PM) McChanny//// Rek: Lots of people like porn, whats wrong with liking porn?
I think people who are afraid of sex are the insecure ones
(9:00 PM) Lee Jun-Fan 李振藩: nowt wrong with likin porn, somethin wrong with alwasy talkin about it
(9:00 PM) McChanny//// Rek: But baby I'll take it real slow with you if you want
I can tell you’re scared
(9:00 PM) Lee Jun-Fan 李振藩: no thanks, i have a gf
(9:01 PM) Lee Jun-Fan 李振藩: and i dont feel the need to tell you anything about my sex life.....nor do anyone else i know. Those that are comfortable dont bother telling people/.
(9:01 PM) Lee Jun-Fan 李振藩: the only people i know who go on about it are little 16-18 year old boys
(9:02 PM) McChanny//// Rek: So I'm a 16 year old boy?
And you're trying to seduce me?
(9:02 PM) Lee Jun-Fan 李振藩: maybe , who knows
(9:02 PM) McChanny//// Rek: Isn't that illegal?
Someone get me an adult!
(9:02 PM) Lee Jun-Fan 李振藩: seduce you? haha
(9:02 PM) McChanny//// Rek: I NEED AN ADULT
(9:02 PM) Lee Jun-Fan 李振藩: yes you sure do
you need a decent parent
one who can explain proper conduct
and how to gain self respect
rather than be a forum joker
(9:03 PM) Lee Jun-Fan 李振藩: any case i couldnt help but relay to you the irony of you being banned
i thought that was a bit hilarious
given all the shit you posted about me
xD
(9:03 PM) McChanny//// Rek: But my parents were decent
My daddy, sure he was a bit drunk
And maybe he abused momma a little too much
(9:04 PM) Lee Jun-Fan 李振藩: They obviously didnt explain to you moral behaviour....or show that winding people up for ypour own perverse pleasure is just shitty.
yeah, and this sounds like shite
(9:04 PM) McChanny//// Rek: And one night, he got so drunk that momma grabbed a kitchen knife and tried ti protect herself
(9:04 PM) McChanny//// Rek: Daddy.. he didn't like that
And so he cut her up
(9:04 PM) Lee Jun-Fan 李振藩: did he
(9:04 PM) McChanny//// Rek: And he was laughing the whole time
And then he saw me
(9:04 PM) Lee Jun-Fan 李振藩: what did he do
(9:04 PM) McChanny//// Rek: And he asked me
"Why so serious?"
And he cut my face
(9:04 PM) Lee Jun-Fan 李振藩: that is an amazing story
(9:04 PM) McChanny//// Rek: So that I'd always be smiling too
(9:05 PM) Lee Jun-Fan 李振藩: well, he didt cut ur brain properly
anyway, im busy
so catch ye later
(9:05 PM) McChanny//// Rek: Don't leave me with daddy!
I need an adult!
(9:05 PM) Lee Jun-Fan 李振藩: consult the over 18's sites
(9:06 PM) Lee Jun-Fan 李振藩: you will find one willing to meet you
(9:06 PM) McChanny//// Rek: But what about you?
(9:06 PM) Lee Jun-Fan 李振藩: funny really i have a hard time imaging you as a teenage girl
(9:06 PM) Lee Jun-Fan 李振藩: more like a 20 yr old lad out for a wind up
the internet is such an anonymous place
is it nit
not
(9:07 PM) Lee Jun-Fan 李振藩: I am not an adult
(9:07 PM) McChanny//// Rek: But I'm not a teenage girl
I'm a 16 year old boy
(9:07 PM) Lee Jun-Fan 李振藩: yes im thinkin u are
(9:07 PM) McChanny//// Rek: Touch me?
(9:08 PM) Lee Jun-Fan 李振藩: yes thats an enemy from VII well done
(9:08 PM) McChanny//// Rek: No I want you to touch me
(9:08 PM) Lee Jun-Fan 李振藩: i am not a frog
(9:08 PM) McChanny//// Rek: Touch me! Touch me! Touch me!
(9:08 PM) Lee Jun-Fan 李振藩: nah
(9:09 PM) Lee Jun-Fan 李振藩: *yawns* back to VII
(9:09 PM) McChanny//// Rek: okay bye lover <3
(9:09 PM) Lee Jun-Fan &#26446;&#25391;&#34281;: let me know when u have found self respect
and ill hear about ur next ban too
(9:09 PM) McChanny//// Rek: I found it within you <3
(9:09 PM) McChanny//// Rek: inside you~~ <3
(9:10 PM) Lee Jun-Fan &#26446;&#25391;&#34281;: That isnt respect , thats my g spot
xD
(9:10 PM) McChanny//// Rek: Can I touch it?
(9:12 PM) Lee Jun-Fan &#26446;&#25391;&#34281; Dan is now Offline
 

Cthulhu

Administrator
AKA
Yop
(9:03 PM) McChanny//// Rek: But my parents were decent
My daddy, sure he was a bit drunk
And maybe he abused momma a little too much
(9:04 PM) Lee Jun-Fan &#26446;&#25391;&#34281;: They obviously didnt explain to you moral behaviour....or show that winding people up for ypour own perverse pleasure is just shitty.
yeah, and this sounds like shite
(9:04 PM) McChanny//// Rek: And one night, he got so drunk that momma grabbed a kitchen knife and tried ti protect herself
(9:04 PM) McChanny//// Rek: Daddy.. he didn't like that
And so he cut her up
(9:04 PM) Lee Jun-Fan &#26446;&#25391;&#34281;: did he
(9:04 PM) McChanny//// Rek: And he was laughing the whole time
And then he saw me
(9:04 PM) Lee Jun-Fan &#26446;&#25391;&#34281;: what did he do
(9:04 PM) McChanny//// Rek: And he asked me
"Why so serious?"
And he cut my face
(9:04 PM) Lee Jun-Fan &#26446;&#25391;&#34281;: that is an amazing story
(9:04 PM) McChanny//// Rek: So that I'd always be smiling too
(9:05 PM) Lee Jun-Fan &#26446;&#25391;&#34281;: well, he didt cut ur brain properly
Channy wins the internet. Y SO SRS?

Also, I'm still waiting for his internet hate machine.

Also, how come I didn't recognize the thread? I've been reading the first few pages, couldn't remember reading them before :awesome:.
 

NoenGaruth

That Guy With The Midgar Model
AKA
NoenGaruth, Stolz, Blitzwing, Ryoko Asakura, Judge Magister Gabranth, Col. Hans Landa, Itsuki Koizumi, Treize Khushrenada
ohlol, that made my evening reading that, cheers to you madam Channy!
 

Alex

alex is dead
AKA
Alex, Ashes, Pennywise, Bill Weasley, Jack's Smirking Revenge, Sterling Archer
(8:58 PM) Lee Jun-Fan &#26446;&#25391;&#34281;: I have had a few girlfriends and a lot of sex
I rofl'd

(9:07 PM) McChanny//// Rek: Touch me?
(9:08 PM) Lee Jun-Fan &#26446;&#25391;&#34281;: yes thats an enemy from VII well done
(9:08 PM) McChanny//// Rek: No I want you to touch me
(9:08 PM) Lee Jun-Fan &#26446;&#25391;&#34281;: i am not a frog
(9:08 PM) McChanny//// Rek: Touch me! Touch me! Touch me!
(9:08 PM) Lee Jun-Fan &#26446;&#25391;&#34281;: nah
(9:09 PM) Lee Jun-Fan &#26446;&#25391;&#34281;: *yawns* back to VII
Typical Final Fantasy fan is brought into contact with a woman.
 
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Alessa Gillespie

a letter to my future self
AKA
Sansa Stark, Sweet Bro, Feferi, tentacleTherapist, Nin, Aki, Catwoman, Shinjiro Aragaki, Terezi, Princess Bubblegum
(9:06 PM) Lee Jun-Fan &#26446;&#25391;&#34281;: more like a 20 yr old lad out for a wind up
AHAHAHA Why does he always use wind up. ROFFLZ
 

Channy

Bad Habit
AKA
Ruby Rose, Lucy
Channy wins the internet. Y SO SRS?

Also, I'm still waiting for his internet hate machine.

Also, how come I didn't recognize the thread? I've been reading the first few pages, couldn't remember reading them before :awesome:.
My only ever ysosrs moment and I wanted to dedicate it to Mumble. Wherever he is. <3

I couldn't find the thread for a while because my chats got split from the OT and made into their own... which I was never told about. :awesome:

I miss Seifer already. ;-;

I knew a girl that fit in 14 fingers once.

That is all.
That's insane

I rofl'd

Typical Final Fantasy fan is brought into contact with a woman.
I think he may have leveled up from all the exp I gave him. :awesomonster:

Seriously, where did he even learn that? I may have encountered that phrase less often than I've encountered flunky.
I've heard of it before but it's a second rate phrase and the more he used it, the more it began to lose its meaning. I think I encountered it more by just conversing with him, than I have all the times collected together throughout my whole life. :monster:
 

Makoeyes987

Listen closely, there is meaning in my words.
AKA
Makoeyes987, the notorious liar Marquis Halim Ondore IV, Cupcake, Smooth Criminal, Xelloss, Christian Bale, Ma'at
That was pretty hilarious, Channy. I gotta admit. :monster:
 
AKA
curry
thats actually kinda hot
She was drunk and high on pot and coke and apparently thought that would be a great party game so she just laid on her back and a number of people dug in while she was like, "bfffffttttttttdfdoisnfwvmkiidvikv." Then she went on a journey outside while naked and got arrested several blocks away.

Allegedly.
 
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