Ancient Lamp?

[Joker]

When you rub it, Diablos comes out and kicks your ass

Actually, this is about the other type of lamp - the ones with genies and shizz. If you had a magic lamp (think Aladdin), what would you wish for?

Remember the rules - no killing people, no bringing people back from the dead, no having someone fall in love with you, and no wishing for more wishes.

I know what I would wish for!

-Transporting my life, including people, ~1000 miles north. Cold winters are cold
-Financial independence for the rest of my days (not wealth, just not having to worry about monies)
-/world hunger


How about you?

 

[Carlos]

1.) Immunity to STD's
2.) To be a Super Saiyan
3.) 3 more Wishes.

 

[Joker]

no wishing for more wishes

 

[Makoeyes987]

I'd wish for more wishes.

 

[Carlos]

3 MORE WISHES OR IT GETS THE HOSE AGAIN

 

[Joker]

All right, how about this, then?

Wish for more wishes all you want. You won't get them, and you're just wasting the wishes, since nothing will happen.

 

[Carlos]

All right, how about this, then?

Wish for more wishes all you want. You won't get them, and you're just wasting the wishes, since nothing will happen.

says who?

The Genie Instructional Manual?

 

[Munky]

1. For my parents to be safe, secure and happy for the remainder of their lives.
2. To be able to draw the things I see in my head.
3. To have the ability to shoot laser beams from my eyes.

 

[Joker]

Have you never seen Aladdin? Genie flat-out tells him that from the beginning =/

Ed: at least SOMEONE is going with it *sigh*

 

[Teva]

I'd wish to have:

- liek a supa hot bodeh. For the guyz you kno
- an amazing singing voice
- and lots of money to give off to charities and stuff. 'cause i'm super nice like that.

 

[Carlos]

Rules Smules

if that genie doesn't give me what I want

im gonna fart in his lamp till he does

 

[Munky]

Have you never seen Aladdin? Genie flat-out tells him that from the beginning =/

Ed: at least SOMEONE is going with it *sigh*

I'll shoot my laser beams at the people who wish for more wishes.

 

[Teva]

I'll shoot my laser beams at the people who wish for more wishes.

Aw that's really no fun, you know.

Couldn't you just scold them or something?

 

[Munky]

Shooting laser beams will be a lot of fun.

I suppose I could fire them at their limbs and watch them run around, trying to avoid the beams...that'd be kinda fun.

 

[Teva]

Shooting laser beams will be a lot of fun.

I suppose I could fire them at their limbs and watch them run around, trying to avoid the beams...that'd be kinda fun.

You have problems . . .

But that's okay.

I think this is going to be the beginning of a beautiful friendship.

See, I was thinking about shooting acidic fluid at them. Burning holes in their clothing would be hilarious.

 

[Max Payne]

I wish for an army and all of the weapons with which I will use to kill people.

 

[Ⓐaron]

-End of poverty, war, hunger, political oppression, and environmental degradation (this can pretty much be reduced to the last two since the former three are symptoms of #4)
-As much sex as I want without fear of STDs or pregnancy with women who share intellectual and romantic ideals with me.
-Artistic and a reasonable degree of commercial success as an artist of some sort, preferably in literature or music.

 

[Teva]

'Cause no one else wished for it yet . . .

- I wish to be reborn as the divine ruler of the entire solar system.
- I wish to have another lesser entity to aid me.
- Oh and uh I wish to have a cool throne or something to crush people with. You know, just for whenever I feel that they are directly disobeying and/or offending me in some way.

Yeah that's about it.

 

[Makoeyes987]

I'd wish for the ability to mind control other people perfectly. The ability to cure any physical malady/illness with the touch of my hand, and the third wish would be for all the powers of Super Saiyan 3 Goku.

 

[Max Payne]

I want to be pretty.

 

[Makoeyes987]

Couldn't you also wish to become a Genie yourself, and then grant your own wishes?

 

[Ⓐaron]

Couldn't you also wish to become a Genie yourself, and then grant your own wishes?

Nice loophole, you're starting to think like Jacob's adversary

 

[Teva]

Couldn't you also wish to become a Genie yourself, and then grant your own wishes?

Wait this was directed at me right? I'm just making sure . . .

 

[Max Payne]

Couldn't you also wish to become a Genie yourself, and then grant your own wishes?

Genies are restricted in the use of their powers in the name of self service.

Otherwise they'd rule entire worlds and bend the cosmos to their will.

 

[Makoeyes987]

No, it was just an idea I just came up with. I'd wish to become my own genie, in service of myself. Grant my wishes, and then since I'm my own genie granting my own wishes, I'd have no limit as to how many wishes I got, and shit. And when I feel done, I'd wish myself to no longer BE a genie