Ancient Lamp?

[Munatik]

I'd wish for all the genies to disappear forever. Even with good intentions, the potential for flawed beings such as ourselves to fuck it up is too great. We can improve ourselves without them.

/but wait, would this too be a fuck up? :wackymontser:

 

[Makoeyes987]

I'd wish for all the genies to disappear forever. Even with good intentions, the potential for flawed beings such as ourselves to fuck it up is too great. We can improve ourselves without them.

/but wait, would this too be a fuck up? :wackymontser:

FUCK YOU

I'm one of those flawed beings that wishes to exploit such cosmic forces for my own benefit!

I have big plans for this planet and existence and I want to enact them. Besides it's not like I'd be an evil, maniacal, destructive ruler! I'd be...a benevolent dictator.

Like Eggman!

 

[Celes Chere]

1. To be blonde and pale.
2. Age without looking any older.
3.Endless amount of money.

Grant nao plz. D:

 

[Makoeyes987]

1. To be blonde and pale.
2. Age without looking any older.
3.Endless amount of money.

Grant nao plz. D:

Such humble wishes.

Only wealthy and vanity? C'MON YOU CAN DO BETTER THAN THAT.

 

[Munatik]

FUCK YOU

I'm one of those flawed beings that wishes to exploit such cosmic forces for my own benefit!

I have big plans for this planet and existence and I want to enact them. Besides it's not like I'd be an evil, maniacal, destructive ruler! I'd be...a benevolent dictator.

Like Eggman!

Then we'll just see who GETS TO THE LAMP FIRST!

If I win, I'll use my first wish to give you a cookie and /lol. Then I'll make them disappear.

 

[Makoeyes987]

Then we'll just see who GETS TO THE LAMP FIRST!

If I win, I'll use my first wish to give you a cookie and /lol. Then I'll make them disappear.

That's cold

I want my superpowers and godhood.

I'd seriously become a superhero. It'd be awesome

I'd be like Justice Lord Superman

 

[Munatik]

That's cold

I want my superpowers and godhood.

I'd seriously become a superhero. It'd be awesome

I'd be like Justice Lord Superman

We'll have to work out a deal. With such incredible power contained in the lamp, I wouldn't be able to just give it away, after all...

 

[Makoeyes987]

LMAO, well if you want me to like...give one of my wishes to you or something I suppose that's fair

 

[Munatik]

I want 1.5 wishes, and have a genie lawyer put it in writing that you won't just wish back my share of the wishes. Or else the deal's off. What's .5 of a wish you say? Well, we'd have to find out, dammit.

 

[Makoeyes987]

Now I imagine Genie from Disney's Aladdin in a business suit with a brief case accompanying you.

 

[A]

1. Immortality.
2. Ultimate powers.
3. Rule the world.

 

[Super Mario]

- To be filthy rich and support myself.
- To cure my remaining insanity.
- ??????? I dunno. I'll think about it

 

[CK]

1. to have weed magically appear whenever I run out.
2. move someone over to where I live.
3. enough money to keep me going for the rest of my life.

 

[Makoeyes987]

1. to have weed magically appear whenever I run out.
2. move someone over to where I live.
3. enough money to keep me going for the rest of my life.

An eversmoking bong ftw

 

[CK]

that'd be awesome. But I might want a joint, a spliff or a bucket depending on my mood.

 

[mentaz]

1. World domination
2. super powers
3. more lamps

 

[Bex]

1. Financial security for my family.
2. To be a successful journalist / writer.
3. To be a Transformer.

 

[namakemono]

1. ability to draw and paint anything i want.
2. endless supply of money
3. a planet of my own...which has resources waaaay better than earth.

 

[Joker]

Move to General fuckery, pl0x. It's obvious this has degraded into a topic suited for such. I can count the number of people who weren't being utterly ridiculous on one hand.

 

[A]

Well, in that case, my real wishes would have to be:

1. A secure and safe future for my family for the rest of our lives.
2. Have all kinds of beauty viewed as beautiful, regardless of their appearances, and not judge by how they dress or what they look like - more so of who they are and their personality.
3. To give people companionship. No one likes to be lonely, even if they are a loner. I think everyone in this world would like a friend or two to be able to talk to.