A transparent sea slug that looks like a bunch of twigs. You may have seen a video recently of an insect that is similar, but I think this sea slug is better .
- they eat annoying insects like mozzies
- their poo is great fertiliser
- their poo crumbles to dust
- their poo carries no harmful bacteria
- they can live in your loft without turning your home into a health hazard unlike squirrels
- they use sonar to catch prey insects
- they're rodents but way cooler than stinky caca rats
- they only come out at night (my local ones can be seen from dusk) because they're nocturnal
- they're teeny tiny wee things rather than winged bastards of terror like gulls or pigeons
- I'm a witch, it's kinda mandatory.