Billy Mays is dead

Alessa Gillespie

a letter to my future self
AKA
Sansa Stark, Sweet Bro, Feferi, tentacleTherapist, Nin, Aki, Catwoman, Shinjiro Aragaki, Terezi, Princess Bubblegum
I AM FUCKING DEPRESSED NOW. WHAT IS OXI-CLEAN GOING TO DO NOW?
 

Channy

Bad Habit
AKA
Ruby Rose, Lucy
OXI-CLEAN IS GOING TO HIRE SOME YOUNG WANNA-BE-LLY MAYS DOUCHE THAT WILL FAIL.
 

Arianna

Holy, Personified
AKA
Katie; Seta.
I just 'heard' about this via journals on deviantArt. *sigh* What is up with the string of deaths?! Anyhow... Rest in peace, Billy. :(
 

Carlos

I care not
AKA
That brown guy
BillyMays-TheCard.jpg
 

Arianna

Holy, Personified
AKA
Katie; Seta.
On the cover of one of the newspapers, I read that the autopsy revealed Billy Mays was a cocaine user.
 

Arianna

Holy, Personified
AKA
Katie; Seta.
Also Billy Mays wasn't skinny enough to be a crack addict.

Well... That's what the paper is saying.

This is not one of those crack papers either.

Daily News, Philadelphia version.

I just question if he died from the luggage that fell on his head.

After a head injury, you're not really supposed to allow the person to sleep; wake them up every hour or two to make sure they don't slip into a coma.

Anyhow, I didn't read the article. I'm just reporting the headline.
 
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Arianna

Holy, Personified
AKA
Katie; Seta.
I had heard that he actually died from an enlarged heart. :/

I read part of the article that Luna posted. I hadn't heard of a heart problem; still, I thought the headline was something some would like to know about... It's sad; not that I want a prick to be so honored, but it would be nice to find a happy celebrity. I guess I'm expecting too much 'perfection'. :sigh:
 

Makoeyes987

Listen closely, there is meaning in my words.
AKA
Smooth Criminal
I already fucking made a post about his cocaine use in GF, faggots. And no one said anything.
 

Cthulhu

Administrator
AKA
Yop
Good point. Makes one wonder why they don't start growing Oxy Clean in Colombia and such.
 

Alex

alex is dead
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Alex, Ashes, Pennywise, Bill Weasley, Jack's Smirking Revenge, Sterling Archer
That crack is whack
 

Cerri

hit was super effective !
His cocaine use explains all the..energy he had on those damn Oxy Clean commercials.
 
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