BREAK YOUR BACKS AND CRACK YOUR OARS MEN! ENEMY SHIPPERS AHEAD!!

Bex

fresh to death
AKA
Bex
OH GOD THAT OVA

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I mashed the thanks button even though it only works once. :monster: Write moooar. T_T

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This also makes me laugh uncontrollably, idk why.
I think that's the last one though, now we've got that out of the way. ;.;

DON'T ASK ME WHY IT'S CALLED THAT, AND ADRI ADDED THE FIONA LINES, SO IT'S DEFO CANON BITCHES
 

Super Mario

IT'S A ME!
AKA
Jesse McCree. I feel like a New Man
YES SIR


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Bex

fresh to death
AKA
Bex
HAVE SOME FIOTIS JUST FOR FUN
BTW, it gets M RATED BITCHES
There is only one canon couple. And it is ThetisxFiona. Spoiler tagged,

“Fiona, come on!”
The water splashed around me as I jumped up and down, waving my arms frantically as I tried to get her attention. Fiona, however, didn’t seem to be listening. We had only just arrived, but I’d already stripped off my clothes to my bikini and leapt into the sea. After one and a half hours of travelling (during which time I thought Fiona was going to set fire our train carriage), and about fifteen minutes of walking, the only thing I wanted to do was see the ocean. Then we got here, and... I can’t put it into words. A huge expanse of blue as far as the eye could see – it was amazing, there was more water than I had seen in my entire life. I was so excited; I wanted to pull Fiona right in with me.

Fiona didn’t seem to want to move at all. In fact, she seemed totally content with ignoring me and basking in the sun. It made me so mad; it was HER idea to come to the beach and get out of that stuffy apartment, out of the crowded city. I had always wanted to see the ocean, though I wasn’t sure if Fiona knew that, and any excuse to spend more time with Fiona was welcome by me. But the way she didn’t even want to try out the water really bugged me.
HEY! Are you even listening?

I frowned as I tried to get through to her telepathically with little success. That was the last straw. Striding towards her, I glared at the humans who stared at me as I kicked up water when I made it to the shallows. When I finally got over to Fiona, she had changed into a black bikini, was lying in the sand, smirking, and worst of all, she was wearing MY sunglasses. She seemed to have a habit of breaking things, and the last thing I wanted was to find my only pair snapped in two. I loomed over Fiona, water dripping off my body onto hers as I spoke. “Aren’t you going to come in the water?“ Fiona shifted her attention to me, finally, pulling down the shades to reveal extra bright orange orbs. I crossed my arms grumpily as she looked me up and down.
"I think I'll just focus on the eye candy. Besides, someone looks like they're having fun all on their own." She pushed the sunglasses up her nose and sunk back into the sand. Typical. Fiona was just as stubborn as I was, and I knew she wasn’t going to budge until she was ready to get into the water. I scowled at her and stormed off in a huff. I knew exactly what Fiona was up to. She was going to wait until I practically begged her to come in the sea with me. She loved pushing my patience, and it annoyed me to no end. But this time, I was going to make Fiona get in the water whether she liked it or not.

Waves broke around my legs as I waded deeper and deeper into the sea. Fiona was still sunbathing. She’d notice I was gone, right? I dived beneath the water and curled into a ball, a sly look on my face as I began counting in my head. It was so relaxing; feeling the current push me along and pull me back, watching tiny silver fish catch the sunlight as it filtered through the surface. The calm under the water was miles away from anything I’d find in the city.

But anyway, I must have spent ten minutes there before I started to get agitated. Fiona STILL hadn’t got into the water to come looking for me, and I was getting impatient. Then something happened that nearly made me go off at the deep end. I felt someone’s hands gripping my shoulders and pulling me to the surface. At first I thought it was Fiona, and prepared myself to give her the smug treatment. But as I broke the surface of the water, I realised something. It wasn’t Fiona. It was a human.
“Are you alrig-“
My cold glare seemed to cut the man short. Can’t humans just leave well enough alone? They always interrupted things or messed things up – or got in the way. I felt my ears go red as I spoke curtly to the man. I guess humans weren’t used to someone being underwater for more than a few seconds or something. They were so close-minded.
“I’m fine.”

You could hear Fiona’s laughter from there. Without a second look at the man, I stomped back to the shore. It seemed like I was never going to get Fiona’s attention by staying in the water, much to my frustration. I nearly knocked over some kids’ sand castle as I made my way back to Fiona, and that only served to make me angrier. To be honest, I would have probably gone back there and kicked it down if I had seen the face of their stupid parents. When I finally reached Fiona, I could hear her chuckle to herself as I blocked her sunlight. “You’re loving this, aren’t you?” I hissed at her as I placed my hands on my hips.

"You could say that." Fiona held the most sarcastic look on her face, even under the shades. Ugh! She really knew how to push my buttons.
“You do know I’m not going to stop until you get in the water, don’t you?”
"From the look of things you might just get every single human on this beach in there before me,”
I frowned at Fiona as I fell back into the sand next to her. The way she laughed at me made me want to reach over and thump her. I just didn’t get her. Maybe she didn’t like the cold? The water wasn’t that bad. Then a realisation struck me. I rolled over to face her.
“I’m not going to show you up, you know,” She didn’t answer me. I pushed it further. “With swimming and stuff,”

"I know how to swim," Fiona said flatly. She sounded distinctly unimpressed, so I left it there. Rolling on my back, I squinted in the sun. Now would have been the ideal time for sunglasses- MY sunglasses. Though I think if I took them back off Fiona, every human on the beach would have died in a mysterious fire. She seemed to like wearing them, at least. My ideas for getting Fiona into the sea were now limited to drowning her, and even I didn’t want to make that much of a fuss. I fumbled for the bag we had brought with us, in the fleeting hope that there might have been another pair of sunglasses. Nope. Our train tickets, my shirt, a bottle of water, some loose change and our keys. Wait- a bottle of water? My eyes darted from the bottle, to Fiona, and then back to the bottle again, and I felt my face light up with a sinister grin. If I just pulled the water out of nowhere in front of so many people, it would have been kind of obvious. If we hadn’t been on the beach, in front of all those humans, I would never have even attempted what I was about to do.

Fiona was completely still as I crawled over to her and loosened the bottle-cap. I think her eyes were closed, because she didn’t react in the slightest when I stood up and cautiously hovered over her. I held my breath as the water slide out of the plastic and all over Fiona’s navel. She jerked bolt upright as the cool liquid hit her skin, water sizzling as it evaporated off her body. I suppose she had been sat in the sun for a long time. The actual contents of the bottle had run out a while ago, but that didn’t stop me filling it up again and again until Fiona screamed at me.
“What the fuck?!”
With a flick of her wrist, Fiona had whipped off the sunglasses to direct a stone cold glare at me. If I hadn’t known her any better, I’d have reckoned that she could have burst into flames right at that very minute. As she spoke, my lips curled into a smug smile.
“Now, now, we wouldn’t want to blow our cover, would we?”
“You and your fucking cover,"
Fiona growled.
“Our cover,” I corrected her as she got to her feet.
“Tch, whatever. Let's go!”

The way the odd, Fiona shaped mould that was left in the sand had turned to glass made me laugh. Though I have to admit, I found it hard not to gloat as I grabbed Fiona’s hand and pulled her towards the ocean, ignoring the constant stream of mumbling under her breath. When we reached the sea, Fiona was tiptoeing over the break, walking into the water as slowly as she possibly could. I still don’t think she was prepared to give in, because when I tried to pull her forward, she didn’t move an inch. “The water’s not that bad,”
“It’s water.”
Fiona said bluntly. I sighed.
“So?”
She just glared at me. I was tempted to make a huge wave and knock her over, but that would have been cruel. Hilarious, but cruel. The water started bubbling around her feet. I don’t reckon Fiona would ever get used to not getting her way. I still don’t get what was so bad about it though, the water wasn’t THAT cold, and it wasn’t like I was going to turn around and drown her or something.

“If you don’t come any deeper, I’m going to have to push you in.” I said. Fiona just smirked and pulled her hand away from mine, crossing her arms. “Don’t say I didn’t warn you,” I pouted and walked purposefully behind her, planting my hands between her shoulder blades before pushing with all my might. It was like trying to move a mountain. Fiona was determined not to move a muscle and had dug her feet into the sand. Every time I tried to push harder, she just leaned back, making it impossible for me to make any progress. She was so stubborn.
"If that's all you got, then I am greatly disappointed in you." Fiona’s voice was practically dripping with sarcasm.

“You and I both know you’d be in the water by now if I used my powers.” I muttered under my breath as I pressed my body against Fiona’s back, my cheek squashing against her shoulder blade as I tried harder and harder to get her to move.
"Well maybe you should cause some hell every now and again, Thetis." I didn’t have to look at her to tell that she had one of those stupid grins on her face.
“Maybe I don’t want to make a scene, unlike somebody.”

She must have been enjoying me getting increasingly more agitated as time went by and I still hadn’t managed to get her past ankle depth. I paused to take a look around us. Surely people wouldn’t notice if the waves gradually increased in strength, would they? As long as I didn’t make a huge tsunami, I was pretty sure no one would suspect anything. Where the sea had begun to break at Fiona’s ankles, the waves moved up to her knees. I grinned at her as the current beneath the surface began to strengthen. “Are you going to move now?” The smile fell clean off my face as Fiona took a step forward before stopping again. One. Tiny. Step. That did it; I was fed up of being patient with her. I hooked my foot behind her ankle and pushed her backwards, catching her in one of my arms before she hit the water and sweeping her off her feet. “You’re going in whether you like it or not,”

"You'd like that, wouldn't you?" For someone who was now resting in my arms, Fiona sounded disturbingly confident. It must have looked rather odd to everyone else on the beach, some skinny girl holding another who was a fair bit taller and a lot more muscled in some kind of bastardised bridal lift. I waded in deeper, carrying Fiona with me until the water reached my ribcage. Fiona didn’t say a word, but wore as disconcertingly mischievous grin as I readied myself to throw her as far as I could. To be honest, I should have seen what was coming next. The minute I let go of Fiona to drop her into the water, she unceremoniously wrapped her arms around me, and dragged me down with her.

"What the hell was that for?!" I screeched at her as we both surfaced. No matter how used I was to being in the water, I would never get used to the feeling of it rushing up my nose.
Fiona had a look on her face that made me want to punch her. "It would have been rude to not bring you down with me." I was nearly shaking with anger. Fiona thought she had won, you could tell by the way she was trying her hardest to stop herself laughing. And failing. It was time for all out war; there was no way she was going to win this. I flashed Fiona a sly grin before tackling her back into the water, wrapping my arms tightly around her as I held her under. Fiona had other ideas, though, and had decided it would be hilarious if she heated herself up to unbearable levels. The water around us began to churn and bubble, so I had to let go - I didn’t want my arms to be burnt off for some silly game. It’s not like I was trying to drown her. Well, not really. Maybe just show her who won? Whatever, it didn’t take. We hit the surface again.

“Why can’t you just play nice?” I put on a faux sulk and crossed my arms.
"You and I both know I never play nice." That stupid smirk AGAIN. I fell back into the water and floated on my back, squinting in the sunlight. That didn’t last for long, and after about ten seconds I felt Fiona pushing me back under. I could hear her laughing from underwater as she held me down, despite the fact I was flailing wildly and throwing water everywhere. At that point, I think I lost all sense of subtlety. No-one as going to beat me in my own element, ESPECIALLY not Fiona, and by then, I was just about ready to wipe that arrogant look off her face. Grabbing her wrists, I grinned as wiry tendrils of water twisted up her arms, with several more sprouting from the surface and wrapping around her torso to pull her right in with me.

My efforts were rewarded with a head-butt to the face. It hurt. A lot. Howling, I resurfaced, rubbing my forehead. Typical Fiona. “You are SUCH a sore loser!” I moaned as I saw her emerge from underwater.
"Damn straight I am! Now let's go have some real fun." She gave one of those chuckles the way she always did, and started grinning like a maniac. This usually meant bad news.

“What? You just head-butted- “ Before I had even finished, Fiona had started to swim off into deeper waters. “Wait!” There was no way she was going to beat me in swimming as well. Naturally, it didn’t take me too long to catch up to her, and I felt the water getting colder as we travelled further and further from the shore. “Where are we going?” I swam lazily on my back beside her. Ok, I was showing off a little – is that so bad?

"Somewhere that we can actually enjoy ourselves without some humans getting in the way." Fiona said. I had no idea what she was talking about, so I just followed her anyway. We must have swum for a fair while, because soon the shore was nothing more than a thin line of yellow in the distance, and the water was freezing. I didn’t know if Fiona was trying to freeze me to death or something, but the way we kept swimming in silence was getting on my nerves. I rolled over on my front, and finally realised where Fiona was taking me. About 50 yards ahead, there was an isolated sandbar that stuck out of the ocean like a sore thumb. It wasn’t too big – maybe about 100 metres long and about 25 metres wide, but it was miles away from any humans. At least Fiona had got that part right.

The both of us found our feet and clambered onto the sand. I took a look around. We were surrounded by nothing but blue for miles, and the glare of the sun made me squint as I felt it beat down on my back. I cast my gaze to Fiona, who was occupied with spiking her hair back up.
“What now?” I said, still completely clueless. Fiona seemed to have dried off almost as soon as she stepped on to the sandbar, so I did the same, siphoning the water from my body. I was so focussed on getting myself dry I barely heard Fiona as she shouted from across the sand.

“Now, think fast!” I looked up, only for my jaw to drop as with a flick of a wrist, Fiona casually sent a fireball hurtling towards me. I frantically threw myself to one side, feeling the searing heat of her attack as it missed me by inches.
“Fiona, what the hell do you think you’re doing?!” I screamed at her, pulling myself to my feet. “You could have killed me!” I brushed the sand off my stomach and shot a stony glare across our own personal island.
"If that could have killed you, I don't know how much time I would have spent crying with all of the laughing I would be doing." I rolled my eyes as her laughter echoed across the water. "What's the matter? Not up for a little challenge? It's been a while." I stared at her blankly.

“Are you kidding?” I said coolly, folding my arms in cocky disbelief. “Here? With powers? Against me?”
“Awww, what, afraid you might LOSE?” She dropped into fighting stance, and I followed suit, laughing off her taunt. Fiona must have really had a death wish, or just been plain stupid.

“With all this water around us? AS IF!” The water around me shivered under my control as I directed a column of water towards Fiona at breakneck speed. Fiona sidestepped and ducked under it effortlessly. I suppose it would have been too easy if it had been a direct hit. Before I knew it, Fiona was bearing down on me, fist drawn back and engulfed in flames. I dodged under her swing, sweeping at her ankles with a kick before rolling back on the sand. She nimbly jumped over my kick before back flipping over the stream of water I fired at her. She was such a show-off. I barely had a second to react as flames burst from her hand in some kind of Fiona-style flame-thrower. I met her attack with another jet of water, shouting over the sound of steam as our attacks ate away at each other. “Are you going to give up yet?”

“Never.”
I could barely hear her, but I knew exactly what kind of tone she was speaking with. The force of the fire intensified, and I dug my heels in the sand. If combat training at Viola had taught me anything, it was that I should never let Fiona get within close range of me; otherwise my chances at victory would go up in flames. Literally. Luckily, with all this water on my side, I could force her into long range as often as I needed. Pulling more streams of water from the ocean, I tried not to give any indication of what I was doing. If I managed to blindside Fiona, she wouldn’t be able to dodge in time.

That is, if I hadn’t been distracted by the feeling of my both feet reaching unbearable temperature. I couldn’t concentrate as I tried to maintain the amount of power needed to counter her attack. I could hear her laughing as my feet skipped up and down, neither one of them touching the sand for more than a second as I attempted to focus with little success. I couldn’t take it anymore, and I moved in a blur back to the water. I stood on the glassy surface of the ocean, letting out a sigh of relief as I wriggled my toes in the cool, salty water.
“Cheater! That is SO unfair!” I yelled across the sandbar at Fiona, who had creased up in laughter.
"Coming from the one who has her element all around! Yeah, that's rich!” She shouted back, and I felt my ears go red.
“T-That’s not the point! I was giving you a chance!” I was telling the truth, it wasn’t like I had tried to flood the island or anything... I halted my train of thought. I hadn’t flooded it yet. Before I knew it, Fiona was showing off again. I think Fiona had objections to attacking in any way that didn’t display some kind of flair. I sighed. It was dangerously impractical. But then again, there was absolutely nothing about Fiona that was practical. She had already conjured another ball of fire and hurled it into the air.

Oh great, I thought, here we go again. A flip, a kick, and the fireball came shooting towards me. Couldn’t Fiona take anything seriously? It’s not like we were playing one of those stupid human games where they kicked a ball around. Surrounded by my element, I’d have been surprised if Fiona had expected her attack to connect. A sphere of water tore itself away from the ocean’s surface, gravitating towards the ball of flames that careened towards me. I smirked as the flames were engulfed by water, each attack evaporating into nothingness. If anything got me frustrated about this whole thing, it was the fact that Fiona wouldn’t back down. I shouted back at her. “That was your last chance!” Fiona was alone on a sandbar surrounded by water. Water. It must have been SO obvious she was fighting a losing battle. But of course, Fiona, being the bullish kind of person she is, would never have admitted to that.

Not even Fiona could escape a tidal wave. I nearly cried out in triumph as I heard a resigned “Ahh fu-“ before Fiona was swallowed by a ten foot wall of water. As it disappeared, the island came back into view. There was no sign of Fiona. I started to panic. I didn’t mean to wash her away, or drown her – maybe scare her a little bit – but never drown her! It was so quiet. I shouted nervously across the glassy surface of the ocean.

“Fiona? Where are y-“ I didn’t get the chance to finish. All the air rushed out of my lungs as Fiona leapt out of the water, pulling me straight in with her before lifting me over her shoulder “Let me go!” I whined, thumping her back with my fists as she carried me back to the sand bar.

"I have something else in mind." Fiona smiled as she lay me down. Goosebumps ran up my spine as I felt the cold, damp sand against my back, and it wasn’t helped by Fiona’s hand slipping over my still dripping wet body. She dug her fingers into the sand next to my head and pushed her lips against mine.
“Is this my prize for winning?” I grinned cheekily at her as she pulled away.
"Maybe." She shrugged. I gave her a puzzled look.
“You know I won, right?”
"That may be up for debate once I'm done with you."
I tried to lift myself onto my arms, but Fiona pressed her fingers against my collarbone and pushed me back into the sand. Her lips crushed against mine, and her tongue slid forcefully into my mouth. The feel of her warm skin against my goose pimpled body made me shiver. My hands roamed over her back and thighs, fingers tracing the lines of her bikini as I sunk deeper into her kiss. I attempted to roll on top of her, but every time I tried to move, Fiona pinned me back down again.

“What? No chance to switch places?” I asked as my fingers blindly ran through the back of her hair and my eyes roved over her body. Her swimsuit didn’t exactly leave much to the imagination. A gasp caught in my throat as I felt her touch circling my chest and over the fabric of my bikini with a sensuality that made my stomach flutter.
"I'm not letting you win this one so easily." Her smirk barely registered due to the shock of her knee suddenly spreading my legs. I would have sat bolt upright if it hadn’t been for Fiona pressing down on my shoulder right then. I tensed for a moment, half expecting her touch, only to let out a low moan when I realised it wasn’t coming. My nails dug into the back of her neck as I tried to pull her body closer to mine with little success.

I sunk back into the sand, groaning, eyes misty with the maddening need to feel Fiona’s body against mine. She sat up, pulling her hand away from my collarbone and dragged it down my abdomen. The feeling of her fingers playing across my hipbone and caressing the seam of my bikini was making me desperate, we both knew it, and I knew she wasn’t going to stop this unusual torture until I admitted defeat. “That’s cheating,” I said breathlessly as Fiona’s tongue languidly travelled over the line of my navel, up my sternum and the hollow of my neck, planting light kisses over my pulse. I felt warmth coarse through my body as she caught my chin and smirked, and my eyes were instantly drawn to hers.

"I don't think so." The tone of Fiona’s voice made me shiver, though I think that might have had something to do with the hand that was travelling along the inside of my leg. My whole body was a raw nerve, and each touch sent a jolt of electricity through my body. The way her fingers travelled further and further up my thigh, only to stop just before they reached the lower half of my bikini was the worst part, and I couldn’t help but squirm as she withdrew her touch. It was horrible. Each time I tried to move my legs, arch my back, or even attempt to create more friction between us, Fiona would simply move away and smile at me. Not only that, but every time I tried to sit up, she would just push me back into the sand, pin me down for a couple more minutes and repeat exactly the same routine. Fiona was much stronger than me, so I couldn’t exactly fight back.

Fiona nibbled at my lower lip, and her tongue began to glide over mine as I fumbled for her chest. A groan escaped my throat as she swatted me away with a low chuckle and buried her lips in the crook of my neck. I almost yelped in pain at the pressure of Fiona’s teeth breaking my skin, only to whimper in submission as she ran her tongue leisurely over the same spot only a second later. I barely had time to register the expertise with which one of her hands crept under my back and loosened the knots of my bikini as the other played with the elastic around my hips.

Fiona is totally relaxed. There’s no urgency in her movements, nothing like the desperation I’m feeling as her hand slides over my stomach, over my hipbone and between my legs. She lingers there for a moment, hand hovering over my bikini bottoms. The heat she’s radiating makes my vision hazy, and I just can’t help myself anymore. Grabbing her hand, I try and pull her fingers closer. The slightest touch would have been enough to relieve this agonising tension I’m feeling, but Fiona isn’t having any of it. She somehow manages to slip free, winding her fingers around my wrist and pinning it to the floor. I feel like crying as she rocks her body away from mine, dragging the upper half of my bikini from my chest in the process. The distance between us is unbearable, and I gasp as a cool wind brushes across my breasts. She releases my arm, and the absence of her skin against mine is excruciating. "Think of this as something to make us even."

That’s the last thing I want to hear. I know exactly what she’s doing, but it doesn’t make things any easier. Resting my arm over my face, I try and compose myself. But before I know it, Fiona’s on top of me again, hand between my legs, lips locked with mine. She knows I need her now, and she’s methodically, sadistically drawing this out. As soon as a shudder of pleasure ripples through my body, Fiona pulls away again. I try not to give her the satisfaction of making a sound, but it’s all too much as a whimper trips from my lips. I can barely see straight, let alone form words.
“Why are you d-doing this?” I must sound pathetic as her finger on my thigh causes me to falter mid-sentence.

"Because I'm having too much fun." Fiona’s voice is like honey as I feel her hand crawl methodically across my chest, while the other draws indiscernible patterns over my navel. The touch of her fingertips against the sensitive nub of my breast travels through my body like an electric shock. It’s not helped when she runs a nails over the lower half of my bikini, which makes me squirm uncontrollable.

I’m needy now, and trying not to make a sound is proving difficult. Her fingertips tease my nipple as I hungrily press my lips against hers, tongues twisting while I writhe under her touch. She pulls her mouth away from mine, another one of those devilish smirks on her face. My breathing is getting heavy, and I’m so sensitive that I can’t stay still; my body quivering as her finger circles the peak of my breast, while another hand squeezes the other. There’s a silence between us, and we both know it’s only a matter of time before I cave in completely. The ball of heat that’s nestled within the bottom of my abdomen is practically ablaze with anticipation, screaming for release from this drawn out torture.

The rough surface of Fiona’s tongue nearly throws me off the edge as it drags across the curve of my breast, and I have to bite my lip not to moan. My eyes screw up as I attempt to resist the wave of pleasure that sweeps over me.
“I-I give up, ok?” I feel short of breath as desperation takes over. “You w-win” No sooner have the words slipped from my lips do I feel ashamed of myself. My voice is high and urgent, driven into a crescendo by my frenzied desire. I can tell Fiona relishes the power she holds over me as I lay beneath her, completely and hopelessly under her control.

Fiona doesn’t need to be told twice. "Now that's more like it." The way she whispers in my ear sends shivers up my spine. Her hand begins to glide under the fabric of my bikini, and the world is lost in white.

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It was dark by the time we reached the shore. Luckily, no-one had stolen our things, and there were no humans left on the beach. This was a good thing, because I had lost my bikini top, and Fiona had burnt hers off completely. As I pulled my clothes back on, I caught a glimpse of Fiona grinning. I walked over, looping my arms in hers as we set off towards the road.
“You're taking losing very well.” I said, casting Fiona a sly look as we trudged up a sand dune. She shot me a glare which quickly melted into something more smug.
“You really think you won?” There was a hint of disbelief in her voice as she watched me nod frantically.

“I didn’t get swept away by a silly little wave.” My finger prodded her shoulder to punctuate the point. “Besides,” I shrugged. “The fight was over before we got to the sandbar anyway.”
"Little wave, my ass."
I laughed and waved off the edge in her voice.
“Well if it makes you feel any better...” I rolled onto my tip toes and kissed her on the cheek. “We were pretty evenly matched.” I could tell she was trying her hardest to stifle an insult. It worked, and all I got in response was a slightly disgruntled look, which was a victory enough in itself. We reached the top of the dune, and I paused to take one last look at the beach. The sand glowed silver in the moonlight, and stars shimmered on the ocean’s surface. It had been an amazing day.

I glanced back at Fiona, only to see that she was waiting for me about fifty yards ahead. Her eyes gave off something of a comforting glow in the darkness, and she was staring at me with an expression I’d never seen before. Racing back to her, I locked our fingers together, squeezing her hand in mine.

“Thank you.”
 
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Joe

I KEEP MY IDEALS
AKA
Joe, Arcana
Love it tbh :monster:

Dont worry Lokka will be using his barrier 'protection' alot in the future :excited:
 

Joker

We have come to terms
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Godot
FUCK

I JUST REALIZED THAT I FORGOT TO RECORD THE READING

WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
 

Joe

I KEEP MY IDEALS
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Joe, Arcana
DAMMIT KIMBLE.

In my absence you are the stand-in recorder.

YOU HAD ONE SIMPLE TASK!
 

Joker

We have come to terms
AKA
Godot
I forgot to open it ;.;

How was I supposed to know there would be a reading of the fanwank?
 

Joker

We have come to terms
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Godot
But I've got a 15 minute limit, and by that time we'd exhausted awesome subjects (to the point that reading aloud WAS the subject). I didn't know that hilarity would ensue near the end of said reading D;
 

Joe

I KEEP MY IDEALS
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Joe, Arcana
My recording files have already taken up over a gb of memory. May have to upload them somewhere, delete them and then start again.
 

Sheva Alomar

I'm Alive and on Fire
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Adri, Sir Integra, Fiona, Sango
It was taxing enough having to put up with her human alias, but sometimes things like this would come up and she’d want to try out some human habits—like going to an ice cream parlor. For the longest time, Thetis would babble on about ice cream and how she wanted to have some. I couldn’t grasp what her fascination was with the whole idea of eating some ice cold mush. Nevertheless, she asked me to take her on the rare occasion that I was in a mood to tolerate a few human pests. It also helped that she surprised me with a quickie right before she asked.

Thetis already knew of the place she wanted to go, which meant she had been planning this. I was tempted to press her as to when she took the time to find this shop, but she looked too happy for me to say anything. We got there to find maybe ten humans shoving ice cream into their faces at tables around the parlor. I did my best to maintain a neutral attitude instead of being openly irritated as I normally would, only for Thetis. Of course every single one of those cretins took the time to stop whatever they were doing and gawk at us. I couldn’t possibly imagine why we had that effect on people.

She ran right for the window and I just sort of followed unwillingly. To add to our spectacle, Thetis almost head butted the human sitting on the other side of the window, which would have been hilarious. It was unsettling how quickly she finished ordering her ice mush and called me over. As soon as I came up next to her, she wrapped her arms around me all excited like she was this whole time.

“I ordered a banana split - it's got 3 scoops of ice cream in and banana and nuts and chocolate and toppings and everything! What flavour are you getting, Fiona?”

I stared up at the listing of ice crap with what I could only guess was an annoyed face because when I looked at the pathetic human on the other side of the window, he looked like he was going to shit his pants.

“Just give me whatever.” I didn’t have to even look at her to know that Thetis rolled her eyes at my lack of enthusiasm.

“She'll have a strawberry sundae.” Thetis laughed nervously as she dragged me to a nearby booth. “You could at least TRY to look like you want to be here.”

I simply mustered the most asinine smile I could.

Thetis sighed, “Anyway, I think you'll like Strawberry Sundaes. You know what a strawberry is, right?”

“You know what my fist is, right?”

“Funny. Well, Tonio told me they're really nice. I was going to have one, but I guess I'll just have some of yours. You can have some of my Banana Split if you want?”

I rested my head in my hand and murmured under my breath as I stared off in utter lack of amusement. My patience ran out and I was ready to leave with or without the silly Banana...Sundae...shit.

“One Banana Split and Strawberry Sundae! Come and get it!”

I swear I have never seen Thetis move so fast, even when we were at Viola.
“Thanks!” Thetis smiled at the cashier, who still looked like he was about to shit his pants when he took the money off her. She rushed back over to the table, looking like a retarded seal trying to balance the ice mush in her hands. Sliding the sundaes onto the table, Thetis plopped cheerfully back into her seat across from me. “Don't they look awesome?”

“Repulsive.”

“Oh, don’t be like that. Here, try some of mine.”

“Isn't enough that I brought you here? Now I have to eat this sh—“ That bitch shoved a spoonful in my mouth!

“Is it good?” She took a large scoop to her own lips.

I glared at Thetis as it all melted quickly in my mouth. I entertained her by chewing on the bits of banana and nuts that were in the cold concoction. Reluctantly, I swallowed it. Times like these made me wish I had a weak stomach. “Never. Again.”

“I knew you would like it.” Thetis ignored me as she dipped her spoon into the strawberry sundae. “Open wide.”

Before anyone could notice I conjured a flame in my hand and melted the ice cream, watching it pour out of the spoon. I grinned at Thetis. She looked at me with the biggest frown.

“Fine, be that way. Spoilsport.” She shoveled a large scoop of the strawberry shit into her mouth.

The next few bites were taken with a bitter attitude. She wasn’t looking at me, but all of her attention was focused right there. What the hell did she want from me? We’re here, she got her cold stuff and I paid for it. That’s right; I spent money on this stupid human bullshit. Something I don’t do very often.

Minutes went by and Thetis’ eating slowed and became more deliberate. I slammed a fist down on the table, nearly flipping it and let out a low growl. Begrudgingly I took the second spoon that had been shoved into the other side of the strawberry thing and took a generous portion. I couldn’t tell you what my face looked like exactly, but Thetis was amused to say the least.
“See? It’s not so bad.”

The ice cream was still swishing around in my mouth. “My ass.”

“You're so stubborn, just because it's not boiling hot doesn't mean you can't enjoy it. Here.” Thetis scooped up some nuts and whipped cream. “You can have some more if you want.”

I hadn’t even finished swallowing what I had, but I opened my mouth for the spoonful she was offering.

“How dignified.” I couldn’t help but smile as I kept my mouth open. Thetis watched with a curious satisfaction as she teased the ice cream from the spoon onto my tongue. I firmly closed my mouth around it and sucked it clean. Thetis slowly pulled it away and gave “that look”.

I casually dipped my finger into the whipped cream and smeared it onto the tip of her nose. “I think you might have gotten something on your face. Let me take care of that.” I leaned over and delicately ran my tongue over the spot and cleaned it in one lick.

“People are staring at us.”

“Well, I don't give a flying fuck about those people.”

Thetis smiled and took another spoonful of ice cream thoughtfully. “I guess we are a bit of a spectacle.”

“Yeah, so what, let them watch.” I ate the spoonful before Thetis could.

“Looks like someone enjoys the ice cream more than they're letting on.”

“Or maybe I just really enjoy someone more than I let on.”

Thetis immediately went red and proceeded to stuff her face with ice cream. I couldn’t help but smirk at her nervous disposition. “Maybe we should get the rest of this to go?”

“It's up to you.” Thetis spoke through a mouthful of ice cream, avoiding eye contact with me.

I brought myself around to her side of the table and sat facing her on the bench. Thetis gave me one of those nervous side glances like she tended to—that was all I needed. Before she could go back to focusing on downing the sundae I took hold of the far side of her face and brought my lips to meet hers. My tongue invaded her mouth before she could swallow all of what she was still chewing on. I stole away some of the strawberry bits and nuts, which gave Thetis and interesting taste. It made me wonder… hmm, another time. I pulled away and gulped down what I had taken from the kiss. “Mmm.”

“You could have waited until I finished.”

“Where would the fun in that be?” I took another small amount of ice cream and traced a line on her neck, quickly following with a clean up from my tongue.

“They're definitely not going to let us come in here again.”

“They can shove a cone up their asses, then.” My reply came out in a low tone as my tongue continued to trace over Thetis’ neck in an invisible pattern. She giggled as a reply.

I nipped her neck before I pulled away and just watched her as she continued to eat the ice cream. Of course, she would feed me a bite after a few of hers. Not long after, I became extremely bored and irritated. The human attention really started to grate on me and I was thinking of better things we could be doing in private. “Let’s go.” I didn’t take the time to gauge Thetis’ reaction, standing up and starting to leave for the apartment. I could hear Thetis taking in as many large scoops as she could before nearly stumbling to my side, which really amused me.

“Ahn’t nyu gnna fnnsh yrs.” She spoke with her mouth completely full of ice cream.

“Nah, I’m thinking about munching on something later.” I tried to hide my smirk, but I don’t even think Thetis quite caught onto my meaning. I looked in the corner of my eye to see her confused, like I figured she’d be. She just kind of shrugged it off and latched onto my arm like she had started doing regularly.

It was a good half hour leisure walk back, but we were cut off about 10 minutes away from our place when a couple of fuckheads decided to follow us all the way from the ice cream shop. I could sense their horrible presences as soon as they were on our asses, but I was being nice and letting them decide to walk away before I show them what their insides looked like. Naturally, my goodwill was ill spent on these dickwads. Every-so-often something like this would happen: a couple of jerks thought it would be funny if they jumped the two “weird chicks”. And every-so-often, I’d have to feed some douchebags their own intestines. Thetis knew what these morons were onto as well.
Do you know these people?

I know that they’re asking for it.

Thetis sighed out loud. Do we have to? We can outrun them if they try anything.

Run? From humans? You must be fucking joking. Without turning my head, I shot her a look.

But if we do anything, they’ll find us! I don’t want to go back. Her thoughts stressed her fear of being dragged back to that hellhole we got away from nearly 4 years ago. They haven’t done anything yet. Just leave them be.

They’ve been following us the whole time and I’d like to have a word with them.

Fine, just don’t do anything stupid.

She didn’t have to worry, though. I never do anything stupid.

We led the guys down an alleyway that I knew for certain no one would disturb us in. We were back in the Orange Zone, so not many in this area cared about anyone else, anyway. What was even better, these cretins thought they had the perfect opportunity to make whatever stupid move they were going to make now. They had no idea who they were messing with, which was great.

We stood there, our backs still facing the two stooges. So what now?

Now, I teach them a lesson. I wriggled my arm out of Thetis’ hold.

Please try not to make a big deal out of it? For me? The idiots were coming closer but my body froze for a minute for some strange reason. I just gave her a look for a long moment before I turned around.

“Hiya! Whaddya say you two freaky chicks come with Paulie and I and get freaky with us!” The first guy laughed with a half-rotted grin. He tapped his friend “Paulie” like he made the best joke ever. The joke was on this douche.

They were so despicable that I didn’t even bother sneering at them. “You have one chance to go back to whatever hole you crawled out of.” Thetis lightly tugged on my arm. She didn’t have to reach my mind for me to know what she was thinking, but I wasn’t letting some human waste threaten me or her.

“Paulie” decided to grow a pair and step closer to me than the other ass. “Or what, toots? Gonna throw one of those killer boots at me?” The two started laughing and I stood still like a statue. For once I was being patient with these lesser creatures and they were REALLY testing my patience.

“Just leave us alone, ok? We don’t want any trouble.” She knew I was ready to snap.

The two dickheads looked to each other, then focused on us with repulsive expressions. “I think we’ll take our chances, hehehe.”

“Now would be the time to run.” Thetis was concentrated on the ground, more than likely warning these losers about the shit they were about to be fed by me.

“If that’s what you want.” Before the first guy knew it, I was strangling the life out of him with a single hand. He kicked at me and tried to get in a punch, but it was no use. Paulie tried to step in and break my arm, but his nuts were in agony before he touched me. I had contemplated ripping the choking man’s throat out, but I remembered Thetis’ warning. That shouldn’t have stopped me, but it did. Instead, I knocked the guy out and dropped him to the floor for his ego-bruised friend to drag away from us. Once that guy finally picked himself off of the ground, he did just that. I watched, extremely amused, as they crawled off with their tails between their legs. I turned to face Thetis.

“See? I was civil.”

“Today just keeps getting better and better.”

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We got back to the apartment and I simply assaulted Thetis. I had pent up frustration from the fight and earlier that could only be released like this. I pinned Thetis against a wall and began to strip her down as I pressed my lips harshly against hers. Thetis wasn’t completely prepared this quick burst of lust at first, but she loved it all the same and really got into it. She melted like putty against me as her shirt and tee were almost ripped off. I kept my mouth smashed against hers in a ferocious kiss as my hands clamped right around her chest. I kneaded hard and rubbed my thumbs over her peaks in rapid circles. Thetis interrupted me for a moment to shred my vest and top off of me and work on my pants. I beat her to that punch by shoving one of my hands down hers and went straight for the good spot. I had two heated fingers sliding around in her, hitting all the right places. I say the right places because her whimpering and moaning only got louder with each passing second. Thetis could no longer focus on getting my clothes off and instead sent shivers through me by tracing the scars on my back. It only turned me on more when her nails dug right into them and I could help but let out a loud moan into our intense kiss. My body was pressed against hers and I removed my second hand from Thetis’ breast so that ours could touch. That was cut short by two probing hands slipping around and between us to feel me up. Her fingers played with my nipples in the most excruciatingly satisfying way and I could feel myself heating up significantly between my legs.

By this point, I don’t think I would have been able to stand if it wasn’t for all of Fiona’s weight pinning me to the wall. There was urgency to our kiss, and I pulled my mouth away from hers to drag my tongue roughly over her neck. My fingertips teased her nipples, and I could hear Fiona groan as one of my hands slipped down the back of her pants before forcefully pulling her towards me. I cried out as it only made her fingers go deeper, and my hand removed itself from her breast to grip the wall for support.

The way she grabbed my ass and pulled me in closer only made me dig deeper into her and suck and bite fiercely on her neck. As wild as I am, I do stay somewhat in control when I’m fucking Thetis. Tonight, what little control there was went out the window. Thetis bucked in time to my fingers stimulating her and those sounds she made threw me off the edge. I must have left three massive love bites on her neck before I pulled away and made my way down her body. As I got to my knees, I pulled my fingers out of her and licked them clean. She had a unique sweetness that ice cream couldn’t compete with. I looked up, right into her eyes as she looked back at me with a mix of emotions that could only spell out how much she was enjoying herself and wanted more. I couldn’t help but smirk and broke eye contact to free Thetis from her pants. They were off in two moves, which was good because I wouldn’t have had patience for more than that. I wasted no time in nipping Thetis’ inner thighs until I reached right between her legs. I swept one of her legs over my shoulders and lightly brushed her sensitive area with my tongue. Thetis’ loud whimper in reply was my cue to dive right in. I slipped a finger in with my tongue as it swept throughout her throbbing slit. My technique was all over the place, but it got the job done. The wetness got wetter and the cries got louder. I knew she was getting ready to release. When she did, I took it all in; every last delicious drop.

Fiona caught me as I fell, and it took a good few minutes for me to open my eyes again. My breaths had turned to ragged pants and I had buried myself in the crook of her neck. I felt dizzy, my eyes seemed to have glazed over and my legs turned to jelly. Fiona held me up, arms wrapped firmly around me as I finally pulled myself together. My smile told her everything she needed to know, and her mouth broke into a wide grin. I wrenched her into another kiss and trailed my fingertips down her abdomen. Breaking our kiss, I brushed my tongue over the shell of her ear, whispering as I pulled away.

“I’m not finished with you yet.”

Fiona didn’t fight back as I hauled her into the bedroom. I spun her round to face me, my tongue sliding into her mouth to steal one more kiss before pushing her roughly onto the mattress. I was still naked, and Fiona’s eyes scanning all over my body sent another shot of desire between my legs. In seconds, my knees were planted on either side of her hips, my tongue dragging its way from her navel to her lips. I swatted her hands away as they started to crawl up my back, before pulling myself to my feet and taking a few steps backward.

“Wait here. It’s your turn now.”


Thetis had really come into her own when it came to her sexual habits. Tonight, they really shined through and it turned me on so much more. I lay on my back on the bed, propped up by my elbows as I watched her scurry off to do or get whatever she was planning. A minute later she came back with her shirt and tee and I noticed the mischievous look she had. I wasn’t quite sure what she had in mind, but I just watched her. With me still on it, she shoved the mattress right up against the radiator at the end of the room with a single shove from her foot. She followed right after and crawled on top of me. Before I said anything, Thetis silently guided my hands above my head. The clothes she brought back with her finally came into play as she tied my wrists together and to one of the radiator’s legs with her shirt. I liked where this was going and I didn’t bother to fight back.

She ran her fingers up one of my legs and eventually pressed them against my crotch in the most sexually frustrating way through my pants. I stifled a grunt as she looked at me. “Do you trust me?”

“Yes.” That reply came a little too quickly as I bucked against her hand, but I was too into it to care. Before I could get any real pleasure out of it, she pulled away.

Thetis then grabbed her tee and stared right into my eyes with a satisfied expression before quickly wrapping them up in the cloth. The knots she tied were nice and tight and I wouldn’t have had it any other way. Even though I couldn’t see, Thetis knew I could sense where she was even if she dismounted me. That didn’t stop her, though. She stayed on top of me for a moment and crushed our lips together in a quick and messy kiss. I tried to keep it going, but she pulled away and I couldn’t quite reach her with my hands bound. I knew this was all going to be torture and I was so ready for it.
Thetis started by removing my boots one excruciating strap at a time. I groaned from how horribly I was throbbing and how deliberate her actions were. She giggled and I just wanted her to fuck me. They were finally off and all she had to do was strip me of my pants. That’s all I wanted and I knew I’d have to wait. I think she took a moment to stand over and size me up, just laying there in suppressed agony and only contributing to it more so. I kept an unsteady smirk on my face until she climbed back on top of me, sitting on my lower abdomen. Seconds later I felt a cold, wet finger slowly trace one nipple and then the other.

I had to stifle a gasp escaping my throat when I saw Fiona's smirk falter under my touch. For someone who was meant to be tied down, she still held so much power over me. My hands were trembling when I slipped my fingertips under the band of her pants ever so slightly. The guttural growl that sounded from Fiona told me how much she loved this. This and everything else we had done together. This is what it had all been building up to, and if I could make Fiona as happy as she made me, then it had all been worth it. Every little thing about Fiona drew me to her. The way her forefinger ran down the radiator because she couldn’t reach me, the way her back arched as my fingers brushed her hips, the way her smile tells me she knows exactly where I am when I remove my body from hers. The way her body tells much how she needs me.

I pulled away again, smiling as another low groan fell from her lips. I was going to drag this out as long as I could. Running my tongue violently up her throat, I whispered in her ear. "Do you want me to carry on?"


She was just close enough for me to start sucking on neck, so that was my reply instead of words or telepathy. I think I caught her off guard if that sharp inhale was indication. I heard her giggle as her hands skimmed down my body to my pants. She gripped right at the zipper and I thought she was going to rip it open. Instead, she took her time in pulling it down and undoing the few buttons there. Her hands were so close and the fire in my abdomen only burned more. Thetis’ cool fingers brushed against my skin as she leisurely tugged down my pants. My thighs, knees, calves, ankles and then they finally came off. She was silent and still for a moment and I wondered what she had in mind next.

Seeing Fiona lying naked beneath me was almost enough to make me throw myself on top of her. That would have to wait though; I knew how much Fiona enjoyed it when I dragged things out. My hands languidly made their way up her thighs, fingers stroking dangerously close to that place between her legs. Before she could press herself against them, however, I pulled away, eliciting another groan of frustration. I smiled as Fiona bit her lip. We hadn’t even got started yet. My tongue darted to her breast, sliding over her nipple before I clamped my lips over it and sucked. I gave Fiona a moment to recover before doing the same to the other. Fiona’s skin was heating up now, and I was quite surprised that she hadn’t set the mattress on fire. That was about to change when I moved a single finger to between her legs, pressing it against the throbbing pulse I found there.

Her hand was right there. RIGHT. There. I moaned and I couldn’t stop myself. It felt so good and I almost lost control of my powers. Luckily, the radiator had been broken for ages and I quickly channeled all of my dangerous heat into it. She started to rub me every so gently and I only wanted more. I tried to maneuver myself to please that notion, but she retracted her hand quicker than I was. I gritted my teeth and let out a sound of frustration. The radiator was heating up fast. All of this torture, though, only made the outcome more satisfying and we both knew that.

Room temperature seemed to be at an all time high, but the fact that nothing flammable had spontaneously burst into flames was enough to tell me that Fiona had it under control. My lips fluttered to her hip bone, planting light kisses on each side. I felt Fiona struggle with her bindings as I twirled my tongue at the base of her pubic bone. It was only a few seconds before I pulled away and mashed my lips against hers for a last time, moving my hand back to her crotch.

“I think that’s enough teasing for now.”


The seconds between those words and what happened next felt like forever. I could feel her eyes on me and her hands were caressing me as they slid down to where I wanted her touch the most. Fingers danced on my abdomen in thighs in an erratic pattern. I needed release. I felt two fingers dive right in. I couldn’t help but grunt with pleasure. Her moist fingers felt so good against the heat radiating between my legs. That, and by now she knew all of my good spots, which she was hitting so I knew she was trying to really fuck me good. I moaned, oh did I moan. I’m sure that gnome could hear us through the walls, but I didn’t give a shit. I was reveling in sex, she could piss off. That was when Thetis pulled out and I was thrown off. I almost started yelling when I felt her tongue take the place of her fingers. Instead, I just moaned louder and bucked in rhythm to the strokes of licking. I gritted my teeth, I could feel my orgasm coming, but I wanted to hold it until the last minute. I could also feel the radiator burning hotter than it was used to. That night almost didn’t end pretty.

She started to bite down and that was it. I almost pulled the leg of the radiator out of the floor as I felt myself release. I came so hard that I thought I was going to make Thetis choke. Everything poured out of me and my body went weak—a very rare occurrence. I lost focus on my surroundings, so I wasn’t quite sure what Thetis was doing at that moment. The only thing I knew for certain was that she was finished sucking down whatever she wanted from me.

Fiona went limp and her breathing became ragged and uneven. I crawled over her body, pulled up the blindfold and pushed my lips against hers. It was so rare to see her like this, but it meant so much to me. It meant that she trusted me. Fiona groaned a little, tugging against the knots around her wrists. I had totally forgotten! I felt so embarrassed as I busied myself with untying her. Then I brushed my hand against the radiator and nearly screamed. Now I knew where she’d been channeling her heat. My fingers ran through her hair as I tried to figure out what she was thinking. I rested my head on her chest, my eyes fluttering to a close to the comforting rhythm of her heartbeat.

“Are you okay?”

“More than okay.”

I brought my arms around and wrapped them on Thetis. She replied with an incoherent murmur and I could tell she was falling asleep fast. I wasn’t going to disturb her, but I couldn’t stop myself from brushing her bangs away from her face and looking at the peaceful look she had. Thetis opened her eyes halfway, too tired from tonight to really look at me. She smiled and I did the same. Then, her head completely rested on my chest, she was out. I kissed the top of her head, staying like that for a moment. A new feeling swept over me for a second, but I didn’t know what it was. I felt warm, but a different warmth. My thoughts drifted off and I fell asleep.

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