Here goes:
Dear friends. today we are gathered with whoever is online to witness the death of a good member of this forum. One who has ample size in both body and in spirit. And today is the day the clown wept slightly. And not for the e-death of a girl, but for the death of a dream. The dream that someday he would taste, the delicious flesh of this member. For it was the Nonja who made me a slightly more happier through insults and childish flames.
How I agonized over the perfect way to thank her for that. Perhaps a rubbing of my fluids in her milk jugs. Or an exploding condom, playfully planted inside her cave. But those dreams were dashed. by the weasly stupid circumstances of IRL. The cowardly, insignificant circumstances, what destroyed Nonja's spirit to forum, I shall curse the diseased and filthy circumstances that refused me my challenging foe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
But I digress. The time for sorrow has passed. It's time to look ahead, to a future filled with bigger breasts or breasts Nonja's size and smiles. But I'll be smiling again.. Just as soon as we figure a way to find out our new postal GIRL. and have her throw insults at US. And roll her into the vat of acid back at home!!!111111
whew that was fun. What's going on gents?