Chit Chat Thread 2.0

[Super Mario]

I bet Munky's a G or E or D! come on baby hit the jackpot!!

 

[Shademp]

I bet Munky's a G or E or D! come on baby hit the jackpot!!

Illogical. With your reality-warping powers, she can have any size you want her to have. Or could it be...that boobs are infact protected by a super-mega-dark-matter-anti-matter-polarizer-field?!! I always knew that somehow boobies stood out in the universe!

 

[Belmat]

I knew Munky was female and I don't think I've ever even spoken to her.

Me > You.

 

[Munky]

Oh. Hmmm, is it because I use a picture of Sephiroth as my userpic? Or do I exude manliness? Altho' presumably gay manliness given that a lot of my activity has been in the Clack thread. Hah-hah.

Wow...well, this is awkward...

Nope, definitely 100% female. In fact, last night I ceased to exist because Shademp informed me that I technically couldn't exist, being a female Star Trek fan who gets laid (or something of that ilk). I think I'm having an existential crisis, or I would be if I didn't already not exist.

DD - we breed 'em big in Scotland.

 

[Super Mario]

Illogical. With your reality-warping powers, she can have any size you want her to have. Or could it be...that boobs are infact protected by a super-mega-dark-matter-anti-matter-polarizer-field?!! I always knew that somehow boobies stood out in the universe!

If she's any less, I can warp it to my liking. Like I did with every girl in this thread except for Mei.

 

[Shademp]

Oh. Hmmm, is it because I use a picture of Sephiroth as my userpic? Or do I exude manliness? Altho' presumably gay manliness given that a lot of my activity has been in the Clack thread. Hah-hah.

Wow...well, this is awkward...

Nope, definitely 100% female. In fact, last night I ceased to exist because Shademp informed me that I technically couldn't exist, being a female Star Trek fan who gets laid (or something of that ilk). I think I'm having an existential crisis, or I would be if I didn't already not exist.

DD - we breed 'em big in Scotland.

Think of it like this; you are no one and everyone. You basically are the internet A sugar-coated version of the internet that is

 

[Super Mario]

DD - we breed 'em big in Scotland.

I KNEW IT!!!!!!11111111111111111oneoneone


FUCKING AWESOME! THIS BATTLE IS ABOUT TO EXPLODE!

 

[Shademp]

Huge boobs are illogical.

 

[Ⓐaron]

Now requesting of DDs

 

[Super Mario]

Oh. Hmmm, is it because I use a picture of Sephiroth as my userpic? Or do I exude manliness? Altho' presumably gay manliness given that a lot of my activity has been in the Clack thread. Hah-hah.

Wow...well, this is awkward...

Nope, definitely 100% female. In fact, last night I ceased to exist because Shademp informed me that I technically couldn't exist, being a female Star Trek fan who gets laid (or something of that ilk). I think I'm having an existential crisis, or I would be if I didn't already not exist.

WWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!?!?!!?!? When I thought you were male, it could've been possible. But now! I am in utter shock. My facepaint is peeling off with excitement.

You Scottish people have made my heart heavy, my interests at peak and my bladder ready to burst with joy.

 

[Super Mario]

Now requesting pics of DDs

Save it for Channy, V. I found her first.

 

[DNA]

oh boy

 

[Ⓐaron]

Save it for Channy, V. I found her first.

I knew she was female before you did, ergo no u

 

[Super Mario]

Because you peeked into her e-mails didn't you? The things we do for treasures such as a DD or a G. TO boldly go where no man has dared before? You have earned my respect and ire.

 

[Ⓐaron]

no I'd just read enough of her posts to deduce she was female

 

[Super Mario]

no I'd just read enough of her posts to deduce she was female

I can't help it if I was too busy doing uni work to notice everyone <:/

 

[Munky]

Now requesting of DDs

( o Y o )

WWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!?!?!!?!? When I thought you were male, it could've been possible. But now! I am in utter shock. My facepaint is peeling off with excitement.

You Scottish people have made my heart heavy, my interests at peak and my bladder ready to burst with joy.

Strangely, I'm very flattered by that.

 

[Super Mario]

Although I know a friend of mine who outsizes you a G~~

 

[Shademp]

Why keep requesting for n00dz and b00bs when you will inevitably be denied

This is why I don't flirt. The inevitable rejection shatters my heart into over 9000 pieces, only to have the pieces re-attached into a dark demon whose goal is to destroy all existence simply because of the inferiority complex arising from being rejected by a person of the opposite sex!!! *pant pant* Yeah, I have issues.

 

[Super Mario]

the thing I learned from dating tips and people who go into bars is that if you get rejected, it's not the end, maybe she's not in the mood, so it'd be best to move onto the next D - E, G, F or C Cups in sight.

 

[DNA]

because they are desperate fools?

 

[Ⓐaron]

I never actually expect to receive n00dz, thus it's a pleasant surprise when I actually do it is impossible for an optimist to be pleasantly surprised and all that

 

[Super Mario]

Why keep requesting for n00dz and b00bs when you will inevitably be denied

I don't need no picture, the size alone is enough to fathom and envision the bird behind the screen.

 

[Munky]

I think there probably are photos of my breasts still floating around on the internet. A few years ago, I thought it'd be a hoot to take some 'arty' photos and put them on my DA page. Then, I saw sense and deleted them.

Edit: When I say 'arty' photos, I mean only of my boobs. Not the whole kit n' caboodle.

 

[Cthulhu]

Why keep requesting for n00dz and b00bs when you will inevitably be denied

Because it's worked on some rare occasions, .

This is why I don't flirt. The inevitable rejection blah blah blah

No, because you over-dramatize and emo over it. You should goan ask n00dz on the internet more often, mans you up.




note that the last three words are false