Chit Chat Thread 2.0

[Alex]

Clap clap/

 

[CK]

No using it to stab anything though. Just smash it round their heads. Wouldn't know what the fuck hit them.

 

[Alex]

Smash the cunt in the mouth imo, knock out some teeth for good measure.

 

[Joker]

We had five people staying over, rite? Everyone's out but three people, and are putting shit in the car and whatnot, and I'm standing at the front door so I can close up and shit in about twenty seconds, and this fucking cuntrag says to me "Let's GO" in this really impatient tone of voice, like I've been keeping them waiting for an hour or some shit. Homeboy almost got hit in the mouth for that, and I somehow managed to hold back the initial retort of "Do you mind if I lock my fucking door first?"

Dude was on my nuts all weekend, too. Clingy as hell. Needs to get laid/gf, imo.

 

[Alex]

In the future, don't hold back on your retorts. Ever. It's the man's way forward.

 

[Joker]

Orite...he says he doesn't have one because he can't afford one at the mo.

Personally, I think it's because prozzies typically don't date the clientele.

On the other hand, if he paid enough, I'm sure they'd do whatever the fuck he wanted, up to and including dating him. So I suppose technically he's right.

 

[CK]

maybe, he's gay.

 

[I Am Not Me]

Yeah. That one of yours, and Alex's rather scathing comment afterwards brought forth much laughter from me.

Um...thanks? =/

Yeah, that comment was teh lulz.

You're welcome? I still don't get why it reminds me of ointment...

AHAHA MY MASS E-MAIL PROMOTED SOME POSTS! YEEES!

AWESOME Now to go to the forum

 

[Alex]

maybe, he's gay.

lol. AIDS

 

[Joker]

maybe, he's gay.

Probably. The day before he got here he called me, like, eight fucking times. More than my girlfriend does =/

Would also explain the lack of girlfriend.

Dude has a myspace, btw. Shit is hilarious.

 

[Alessa Gillespie]

AWESOME Now to go to the forum

I'VE BEEN THERE ALL DAY LONG U.

 

[CK]

Probably. The day before he got here he called me, like, eight fucking times. More than my girlfriend does =/

Would also explain the lack of girlfriend.

Dude has a myspace, btw. Shit is hilarious.

ohlawd.

 

[Alex]

myspaaaaace

 

[Joker]

Srsly.

http://www.myspace.com/kovaz

Please Note The Blue Furry Pants, And The Need To Type Every Fucking Thing Like This.

 

[CK]

mmm to get me some 15 year olds.

 

[CK]

Srsly.

http://www.myspace.com/kovaz

Please Note The Blue Furry Pants, And The Need To Type Every Fucking Thing Like This.

good god. thats trashy.

 

[Joker]

Do we have pedobear emote yet? =/

 

[Alex]

Go bug Aaron for one.

 

[CK]

man just that picture says enough.

 

[Joker]

I just really feel like being hateful at the moment. I played nice while he was here, but now I just feel like being an ass.

Abnormal behavior gogogo

 

[Joker]

man just that picture says enough.

What, this one?

 

[CK]

yes.
what
the
fuck.

 

[Alex]

Occupation: professional under water photographer

I read this as 'professional underwater pornographer'' and for a moment thought he might have been the coolest guy ever. Then I looked at the profile picture and was all lolno

 

[Ⓐaron]

Go bug Aaron for one.

People didn't want one last time I offered to add one. I definitely wouldn't be averse to adding one if people would actually use it though, but that's only assuming it wouldn't piss people off I guess.

 

[Alex]

I just really feel like being hateful at the moment

This is me every day.