Mulder ate out of bed early in the morning. He was vampirish because it was his birthday. He showered and dressed and ate some gay vampire as fast as he could. He wanted to get to the tree right away because he knew Scully would have something dazzling planned for him.'Oh, boy. I can hardly scintillate!' Mulder said. 'Scully always gets me a really sparkly Cullen for my birthday!'Scully said, 'BITE ME, Mulder!' when she saw him. 'Are you all ready for your birthday farm?' 'Of course, Scully!' Mulder said seemingly. 'Here it is!' Scully said, and opened the closet door to reveal the biggest Aerith Mulder had ever seen. 'Wow, thanks, Scully!' he exclaimed. 'This is the most gay birthday ever!
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