Chit Chat Thread 2.0

[A]

You probably scared him off.

 

[Tetsujin]

Where can I lick you?

BEHIND THE EAR.

 

[crack]

No u. By the end of the day I shall be giving you up and buying myself a new slave.

 

[crack]

BEHIND THE EAR.

THAT'S NOT SEXY AT ALL YOU FREAK

 

[A]

I don't want to be given up though. =(

 

[Sheepy]

*tries to post fast and fails*

;_;

 

[crack]

Don't worry, she'll satisfy many of your requirements Tets, :bmonster:

 

[A]

Why does that slightly disturb me?

 

[Tetsujin]

THAT'S NOT SEXY AT ALL YOU FREAK

OHOHOHOHOHO.

I didn't wanna be kinky.

 

[crack]

Because you're not cool?

 

[crack]

OHOHOHOHOHO.

I didn't wanna be kinky.

WELL THEN YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG.

 

[Carlie]

I want to be lick in the neck

 

[A]

I don't have a tongue, sorry.

 

[crack]

*gives Alise up*

 

[A]

NOOOOO

 

[Tetsujin]

WELL THEN YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG.

THEN LICK MY BALLS DAMMIT.

 

[crack]

LISTEN UP BITCH. The first lesson into -

THEN LICK MY BALLS DAMMIT.

NOW THAT'S TOO STRONG YOU IDIOT.

 

[A]

LOL

 

[crack]

Ahem.

To do it with a guy, you -

 

[A]

For the sake of my sanity, don't say anything else.

 

[crack]

Okay.

MY MILKSHAKE BRINGS ALL THE GUYS TO THE YARD AND THEY'RE LIKE, IT'S BETTER THAN YOURS, DAMN RIGHT, IT'S BETTER THAN YOURS, I CAN TREAT YOU, BUT YOU HAVE TO CHARGE!

 

[A]

 

[crack]

WHO WANTS FREE SEX?

 

[A]

Me.

 

[Sheepy]

Miiimimiii!