MUMBLE STOP SPENDING YOUR VACATION ON THE INTERNET AND FIND YOURSELF A FUCKING HOOKER.
Hey Ali where did you go? Teef! Can you get on AIM?
I don't know, it always looked pretty cool.
MUMBLE STOP SPENDING YOUR VACATION ON THE INTERNET AND FIND YOURSELF A FUCKING HOOKER.
I'M WAITING FOR MY COUSIN. HE'S FUCKING LATE TO TAKE ME TO HOOKERS.
You need your cousin to take you to a hooker...?
EDIT:
I answered that, I only stayed there for four hours.
This thread is now about whether I should try to find a random slut on Craigslist. Since it's self-evident that Mumble should.Or just hook up with someone on Craigslist.
Are they hard to find or something? Are they in hiding? Have they heard you're in the country?
Seriously, the internet is the same everywhere, except it's probably slower in the Philippines than in the U.S. Go see the sights or something if you can't get a hooker.
Please don't lower your standards.This thread is now about whether I should try to find a random slut on Craigslist. Since it's self-evident that Mumble should.
Are they hard to find or something? Are they in hiding? Have they heard you're in the country?
I bet he's just trolling you and they both have dicks.Actually he's setting me up on a double date as a treat for my arrival or something like that.
Get laid before Mumble. Win at life.This thread is now about whether I should try to find a random slut on Craigslist.
tahw?They know I have my tools too!
Ooh, awesome! <3 I'm going to Florida, Korea, and maybe back to NY this summer. Maybe we can meet up.Awww....it would have been awesome to hang out. I'm going back to China in two weeks.
So wait, your stamina is so bad that you actually come before you even start having sex?Alright, he's coming in 6 minutes. gonna get off in 2.
Get laid before Mumble. Win at life.
I bet he's just trolling you and they both have dicks.
Get laid before Mumble. Win at life.
tahw?
So wait, your stamina is so bad that you actually come before you even start having sex?
you kind of set yourself up for that one