Chit Chat Thread 2.0

[Ryushikaze]

Stop being such a fucking smooth talker Ryu.

NEVER!

And also, you don't smile I keel you. Is so kawaii though with the dimples.

Lady has a point. You're cute when you smile.
But then again, so is the lady making the point.

You guys are making me abuse the Thanks option.

I'll try you guys.

And also, Ryu, what's cheescake and beef?

Beefcake means big beefy muscle guys- or whatever your preferred masculine form is.
Cheesecake means shapely women, like Tifa.

Someone fucking talk to me.

NO.

Or rather, not til I get back from the store.

 

[crack]

Ryu knows how to impress the ladies.

Owait, Alise isn't one. NVM.

Or rather, not til I get back from the store.

 

[crack]

... You guys suck. D ;

 

[Ryushikaze]

Ryu knows how to impress the ladies.

Owait, Alise isn't one. NVM.

But you are a lady as well.

And back. Say, Aud, you got AIM or MSN?

 

[crack]

Of course I'm a lady.

And also, I do, but I hardly use it. D :

 

[crack]

ALISE WHERE ARE YOUU

 

[Ryushikaze]

Of course I'm a lady.

Then I ought to impress you as well. If I'm not doing so, I ought to try harder.

And also, I do, but I hardly use it. D :

Oh, you should use it more. Give me an IM at some point.

ALISE WHERE ARE YOUU

Learning to smile more often.

 

[crack]

Then I ought to impress you as well. If I'm not doing so, I ought to try harder.

You impress me that you're such a smooth talker.

Oh, you should use it more. Give me an IM at some point.

crackitlackin

Learning to smile more often.

She better. I'm going to smack her if she doesn't.

 

[Ryushikaze]

You impress me that you're such a smooth talker.

Then I'm not being remiss in my duties.

crackitlackin

I meant hit me up, but that works too.

She better. I'm going to smack her if she doesn't.

No smack. Tickle.

Trust me. Much worse punishment.

 

[crack]

Then I'm not being remiss in my duties.

No.


Carry on.

I meant hit me up, but that works too.

I don't hit people. They hit me up.

No smack. Tickle.

Trust me. Much worse punishment.

Punishment for Loli? Yes plox.

 

[Ryushikaze]

No.

Carry on.

I'm sure I could be all the more complimentary with a more recent image of you. I'm sure your beauty has only improved with age, even with the staples.

I don't hit people. They hit me up.

Then I shall have to hit you up, in addition to other, more euphemistic contact verbs.

Punishment for Loli? Yes plox.

Now to find the Lil Reppy. Heeeeeere Lil monster monster monster...

 

[crack]

I'm sure I could be all the more complimentary with a more recent image of you. I'm sure your beauty has only improved with age, even with the staples.

I've gotten very frail.

Now to find the Lil Reppy. Heeeeeere Lil monster monster monster...

Who?

 

[Ryushikaze]

I've gotten very frail.

But no less beautiful for the fragility, I'd bet.

Who?

Alise. Another of many nicknames for the little monster.

 

[crack]

But no less beautiful for the fragility, I'd bet.

No, srsly. Physical therapy does shit on your body.

Alise. Another of many nicknames for the little monster.

Why do you call her the little monster? What ELSE do you call her?

 

[Ryushikaze]

No, srsly. Physical therapy does shit on your body.

I'm aware, but certainly it can't ruin your looks.

Why do you call her the little monster? What ELSE do you call her?

I call her... AN EPHEBE.

 

[crack]

Well, I look anorexic. My legs are screwed up, and I have bags from eyes from not sleeping well.

What the hell is an ephebe?

 

[Ryushikaze]

An ephebe is a person of teen age or looks. It's the root word in Ephebophilia, or attraction to teens.

And while I do hope you start sleeping better, I'm sure not even the bags can ruin your face, Audrey.

 

[crack]

An ephebe is a person of teen age or looks. It's the root word in Ephebophilia, or attraction to teens.

Wait, so why do you call her one? She's a teenager herself.

And while I do hope you start sleeping better, I'm sure not even the bags can ruin your face, Audrey.

BLACK CRUMMY BAGS

 

[Ryushikaze]

Wait, so why do you call her one? She's a teenager herself.

Exactly. She's of teen age. Hence, an Ephebe.

BLACK CRUMMY BAGS

PROVE IT.

 

[crack]

Exactly. She's of teen age. Hence, an Ephebe.

She is.......





























A LOLI

PROVE IT.

No, I don't want to show you undeserving ones of my face.

 

[Ryushikaze]

She is.......


A LOLI

A Loli Ephebe.

No, I don't want to show you undeserving ones of my face.

I have fnord clearance, kiddo.

 

[crack]

I have fnord clearance, kiddo.

I'm not a kid. Throw the kid jokes at Alise.

A Loli Ephebe.

I threatened her to post more pics. Is that okay?

 

[crack]

SOMEONE FUCKING POST HERE.

ALISE, I KNOW YOU'RE THERE POST BITCH

 

[Ⓐaron]

I maek poast

 

[crack]

That's not entertaining at all.




















HEY ALISE YOU'RE A STUPID IDIOT.