Lmao. lulzy convo is lulzy:
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi
Stranger: hi
You: 8)
Stranger: asl?
You: 23 Female London
You: 8)
Stranger: ok, 19, m, holland
You: Hallo!
You: 8)
Stranger: I'm horny, are you?
You: No, I'm tired. : (
Stranger: well wake up
You: cba
You: I'm sleepy
You: do you want me to sleep without clothes?
You: : (
Stranger: I know how to wake you up
You: Does that mean giving me water? : _)
You: because I'm thirsty!
Stranger: let's masturbate together, that way you would wake up
You: AND I'M HUNGRY
You: I'm pregnant, kid.
You: I had sex already a month ago. Now I'm pregnant
You: : ( sorry
Stranger: well you can masturbate when your pregnant right?
You: But it's not healthy for my baby
You: can you wait till I give birth?
Stranger: haha yeah
Stranger: but could you tell me horny things, so that I can masturbate?
You: I put on my robe and wizard hat
Stranger: do you wear a thong at the moment?
You: I'm pregnant kid
You: what do you expect me to wear?
Stranger: a thong
Stranger: did your boobs grow allready?
You: I'm wearing boxer shorts
You: No, but my penis did!
You: just now!
You: 8D
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