Chit Chat Thread 2.0

[A]

I lie when it's necessary.

And alright.

 

[Ⓐaron]

You can feel free to speak for yourself, but I harbour no secret desires to give a foot massage to, or do anything else questionable to, a thirteen-year-old girl who lives on the other side of the world. Now if she were eighteen it might be a different story, but I'm not a sick fuck

ergo, no u

 

[A]

 

[Ⓐaron]

no u. Unless by "Ondore's lies" you're talking about Omega's lies rather than my alleged lies, in which case I agree

 

[Joker]

See, the thing is, it's just an innocent massage.

Plus it gets her attention focused on YOU, and off of stalking ME. Everyone wins!

I'm focused on just one person, myself :3

 

[A]

That was directed towards you.


And to be honest, I find it disturbing if Aaron actually did massage Mei's feet. I mean, seriously now.

 

[Ⓐaron]

See, the thing is, it's just an innocent massage.

Plus it gets her attention focused on YOU, and off of stalking ME. Everyone wins!

I'm focused on just one person, myself :3

No massage is innocent for reasons clearly outlined by Vincent in my Pulp Fiction quote

And you've just admitted a plausible motivation for lying liek Ondore. And no, everyone does not win, I end up getting a disturbing thirteen-year-old stalker, ergo I lose

 

[A]

I'm focused on just one person, myself :3

To bad I don't have anyone to focus on.

 

[Ⓐaron]

That was directed towards you.

Towards me, as in telling me not to believe Omega's lies?

 

[A]

And you've just admitted a plausible motivation for lying liek Ondore. And no, everyone does not win, I end up getting a disturbing thirteen-year-old stalker, ergo I lose

Is she still stalking you in your profile page?

Towards me, as in telling me not to believe Omega's lies?

No, the possibility that you desire to rub Mei's feet.

 

[Ⓐaron]

Of course she is. Did you seriously expect her to stop?

 

[A]

Well, yeah. I thought she'd be stalking someone else by now.

 

[Ⓐaron]

What makes you think that stalking other people will lead her to stop stalking me? As far as I can tell, Mei stalks everyone

 

[A]

Touche.

And also, how the hell do you make your profile page like that? That's awesome.

 

[Ⓐaron]

Mei is an equal-opportunity stalker

and I did it with profile customisations, which currently are only available to staff and donators, since donators don't really get much else as far as perks go apart from a dead forum they can post in. Though I added some additional CSS to mine that isn't possible through normal profile customisations

 

[A]

What do you mean by equal-opportunity stalker?

And damnit. I want to customize my profile page - and donate, but I hear it's illegal to mail money.

 

[Ⓐaron]

As in, she stalks everyone regardless of age/creed/gender/orientation/etc.

And it's not illegal to mail a money order, so do that maybe?

 

[A]

As in, she stalks everyone regardless of age/creed/gender/orientation/etc.

Is the other one still stalking you?

And it's not illegal to mail a money order, so do that maybe?

Are you sure? Because I don't want to be arrested.

 

[Joker]

No massage is innocent for reasons clearly outlined by Vincent in my Pulp Fiction quote

And you've just admitted a plausible motivation for lying liek Ondore. And no, everyone does not win, I end up getting a disturbing thirteen-year-old stalker, ergo I lose

Meh. You're really gonna believe something Tarantino said?

It's not LYING. It's saying things that you feel, but can't say And what's wrong with the stalker? She's already stalking you as it is. Everyone DOES win...everyone that's not YOU

Alise: paypal FTW. Also, you do so. Might as well just say something.

 

[A]

Alise: paypal FTW. Also, you do so. Might as well just say something.

My mom doesn't allow me to do that stuff. I want an E-bay account so damn badly, but she doesn't trust the internet.

 

[Joker]

FFS.

Can I donate FOR her, Aaron?

 

[A]

Nooo, don't do that Meg. I'd feel guilty.

 

[Joker]

Psh. I'm gonna!

Also, please to be keeping what we discussed between us. It's very hush hush right now. In particular, don't say anything to Audrey, since we know how she's about as subtle as a sledgehammer =/

 

[Ⓐaron]

Is the other one still stalking you?

No, thankfully

Are you sure? Because I don't want to be arrested.

Yeah, the whole reason it was invented is to be moar secure to mail than a personal check

Meh. You're really gonna believe something Tarantino said?

I wouldn't give a dude a foot massage either, so uh, yeah

It's not LYING. It's saying things that you feel, but can't say

Except I don't feel those things, because she's half my age

And what's wrong with the stalker? She's already stalking you as it is. Everyone DOES win...everyone that's not YOU

no gtfo

 

[A]

No, don't, although thanks. That's very sweet of you.

What? I wouldn't tell her that. And I don't think she's as subtle as a sledgehammer either.