Chit Chat Thread

[Super Mario]

[quote author=Shademp link=topic=29.msg29926#msg29926 date=1236974500]
[quote author=Emperor Joker link=topic=29.msg29924#msg29924 date=1236974242]
[quote author=Shademp link=topic=29.msg29922#msg29922 date=1236974143]
It takes a mad mind to know one.
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MAD MIND? Brainiac you run on quantum physics and all those scientific crap! I run on lulz and anarchy! and obsession to destroy order! WE ARE IN A DIFFERENT PAGE HERE.
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Oh no, because you see as a quantum mind I can view every conceivable possibility. *Including* having a mind such as yours.

[quote author=kunoichi link=topic=29.msg29925#msg29925 date=1236974364]
[quote author=Emperor Joker link=topic=29.msg29923#msg29923 date=1236974189] I can turn every woman in this planet into Nonja and none of the men would ever complain [/quote]
Rofl i'm not so sure about that, but if you say so.
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I surely would complain. In order for them to be like her they have to share the same genetic traits. Turning everyone into Nonja would be disastrous to our gene pool. Even if she is healthy, we need a large population to combat the occurrence of new viruses and such. Who knows, maybe in the future there will be a sickness that only ugly people are impervious to!
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Well I made sure that every part of her chromosone and genome will be put to good use so as not to mix up the offsprings of men.


I mean like the african tribes, all their women are Nonja. Which is epic luls, they can't tell which one is their woman. Which makes a good gag! HAHAHAHAHAHA!

 

[Super Mario]

I've also made a scary theory that the original Nonja can have control over the converted women.

 

[Shademp]

Inconsistent. African women trip over their own saggy boobs. Nonja is supposed to have these so-called "32 E's".

[quote author=Emperor Joker link=topic=29.msg29935#msg29935 date=1236975004]
I've also made a scary theory that the original Nonja can have control over the converted women.
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That would make her the 'Queen Nonja'. Resistence is futile

 

[Super Mario]

That's the power of reality warping~ I can alter physique and tone and structure of matter ,that includes the saggy boobs of African women! they will have virtually Nonja's body structure! hahaha!

 

[kunoichi]

I feel....dirty all of a sudden =\

 

[Shademp]

[quote author=kunoichi link=topic=29.msg29938#msg29938 date=1236975375]
I feel....dirty all of a sudden =\
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Dirty with power because you are 'Teh Queen'? It is your destiny to establish your own version of the Borg Collective! Only that their line will be
"WE ARE THE NONJA. YOUR PHYSIQUE WILL BE TRANSFORMED TO APPEAR LIKE OUR OWN."

 

[Super Mario]

"WE ARE NONJA. WE ARE A LEGION. WE ARE ONE."


mmm.. a Nonja gangbang sounds good about now.

 

[Shademp]

Now THAT is dirty. We will have none of that here!

*swipes away the dirty*

 

[Super Mario]

suddenly this reminds me of that sick blob alien called the absorbingloff in Doc Who, fucker absorbs life forms and they form parts of its body until they die after 2 weeks. D:


that's just scary! But kinky when you become the female creature's butt. Hahahaha!

 

[kunoichi]

[quote author=Shademp link=topic=29.msg29936#msg29936 date=1236975097] Inconsistent. African women trip over their own saggy boobs. Nonja is supposed to have these so-called "32 E's".[/quote] Are you trying to say that because I'm kinda big I'm that type of saggy?

 

[Super Mario]

Brainiac, I've seen and by god she's not THAT saggy! needs more milk though.

 

[Shademp]

[quote author=kunoichi link=topic=29.msg29947#msg29947 date=1236976114]
[quote author=Shademp link=topic=29.msg29936#msg29936 date=1236975097] Inconsistent. African women trip over their own saggy boobs. Nonja is supposed to have these so-called "32 E's".[/quote] Are you trying to say that because I'm kinda big I'm that type of saggy?
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I'm saying the opposite. You do NOT trip over your own lumps of fat situated below your face, BECAUSE you are of class 32 E.

[quote author=Emperor Joker link=topic=29.msg29949#msg29949 date=1236976203]
Brainiac, I've seen and by god she's not THAT saggy! needs more milk though.
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For what purpose? It's not like mad cow disease has disposed of the world's milk supplies just yet. ...Eww, that's a disgusting thought in my head right now. :-X

 

[Super Mario]

Her body is perfect for converting every woman on the planet into every man's desirable look.

 

[kunoichi]

You two are kinda becoming like two peas in a pod lol.

 

[Shademp]

[quote author=kunoichi link=topic=29.msg29952#msg29952 date=1236976476]
You two are kinda becoming like two peas in a pod lol.
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Whatever that means, I guess you're right.

 

[Super Mario]

whatever that means, Is it wrong to admire the female body?

 

[Shademp]

Maybe it is wrong to officially admire the body of someone whom you speak to, but who is not your girlfriend. But in general, I see nothing wrong with it and as males we are programmed to see the female shape as a divine one.

If I could though, I would erase that perspective and render myself completely asexual. Too bad that is not an option at this point in time.

 

[kunoichi]

Becoming alike is what it means and nope nothing wrong with liking womens bodies

 

[kunoichi]

I can't believe you had that milk thought shade =X

 

[Shademp]

Becoming alike, yeees. I must be making progress with deciphering EJ's erratic thought patterns. Very good indeed...

And sorry about that Kunoi. I must have been inspired by Seth MacFarlane; who already pulled that joke but with another person in mind of course.

 

[Super Mario]

I am blunt and honest and to the point. Even if it creeps em out, I find subtle ways to make myself sound sexy and not just a jackass who sounds like a sex monger.

Well brainiac IS Asexual. lol.


YOU ARE BOTH BUT NEITHER?

 

[Super Mario]

[quote author=Shademp link=topic=29.msg29958#msg29958 date=1236976961]
Becoming alike, yeees. I must be making progress with deciphering EJ's erratic thought patterns. Very good indeed...


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Then again, there are some girls I scorn. No it's not baby or the cracker. But my ex, I still scorn her but not as much. Since I simply cannot be arsed.

 

[kunoichi]

Why would you scorn baby? And where is she? What you done/said to her?

 

[Super Mario]

=____= I didn't say anything. she went to do homework!

 

[A]

EJ scorns me? And who's brainiac supposed to be, asexual?

And no, I went to go eat lunch.