Chit Chat Thread

[Super Mario]

My uncle serves as the Mayor's bodyguard and his private army back home. He takes me along for the ride to the Mayor's shooting range. The Mayor even let me shoot with his magnum collection. Very dusty, he doesn't clean his guns.

 

[Sheepy]

I woke up early to see if I have internets. It's currently 6:36am

Good evening then!

Aaah, the Internets made me wake up early once. Actually, the Internets is one of the few things that has the power to make me wake up early.

And the act of Going to Bed was delayed due to me drinking chocolate milk.

...Oh, drinking chocolate milk before bed can't be good. DDD:

 

[Hawkeye.]

Am I the only one who finds the idea of Mumble with access to a shooting range to be a bit disconcerting?

I find the idea of him with access to so much as a water balloon to be a frightening prospect.

 

[Ⓐaron]

I'm even more worried that he's a good shot tbh.

Yep.

 

[Belmat]

Anybody else think "The Mayor" is some sort of second-rate criminal figure?

 

[Super Mario]

...Why is everyone so worried about my access to firearms???

 

[Alex]

Is that a rhetorical question?

 

[Belmat]

Because you're an azn with an unhealthy obsession with a fictional mental patient...

 

[Super Mario]

Anybody else think "The Mayor" is some sort of second-rate criminal figure?

Mayor Duterte killed countless drug dealers, pushers, pedophiles, rapists and the terrorist militia in the forests of Mindanao from '97 till today. He decreased the crime rate by 40% something, making my hometown the safest region in Mindanao.

Uncle saw him kill a pedophile and a drug lord by hanging them and whipping them with an infected, cut off horse penis. They died a week later due to lacerations.

 

[Harley]

You might go banana's, cut your lips from ear to ear and start shooting everyone.

 

[Super Mario]

Because you're an azn with an unhealthy obsession with a fictional mental patient...

I'm not that frightening....

 

[Belmat]

Mayor Duterte killed countless drug dealers, pushers, pedophiles, rapists and the terrorist militia in the forests of Mindanao from '97 till today. He decreased the crime rate by 40% something, making my hometown the safest region in Mindanao.

Uncle saw him kill a pedophile and a drug lord by hanging them and whipping them with an infected, cut off horse penis. They died a week later due to lacerations.

This is obviously a well-balanced role model you have...

 

[Super Mario]

You might go banana's, cut your lips from ear to ear and start shooting everyone.

Nonsense. they mentally evaluate us before going to the Mayor's shooting range.

 

[Super Mario]

This is obviously a well-balanced role model you have...

He's actually nice if that helps.

 

[Ⓐaron]

I'm not sure I have complete faith in the thoroughness of their mental evaluations.

 

[Alex]

infected horse penis lacerations

 

[Super Mario]

infected horse penis lacerations

I told Kelsey this and she likes the guy already.

 

[Super Mario]

I'm not sure I have complete faith in the thoroughness of their mental evaluations.

they have guards all around, anyone dumb enough to kill the Mayor will be gunned down like a whore on an epically painful gang bang.

 

[DNA]

Is Mumble going to be the next Cho?

 

[Alex]

It certainly looks that way

 

[Super Mario]

Is Mumble going to be the next Cho?

I would've pulled a Cho when I was 14. then I realized I cba.

 

[Ⓐaron]

I would've pulled a Cho when I was 14. then I realized I cba.

Knowing that cba is the only thing keeping you from "pulling a Cho" doesn't exactly make me more reassured. Even I manage to overcome my cba a few times a year.

 

[Belmat]

Mumble's going to be the next guy with a horse penis whipping him from the sounds of it.

 

[Super Mario]

Knowing that cba is the only thing keeping you from "pulling a Cho" doesn't exactly make me more reassured. Even I manage to overcome my cba a few times a year.

Unlike Cho, who doesn't like women, I'm motivated by the womanly flesh. Hence why I cba to do something as stupid as a Cho.

 

[Super Mario]

Mumble's going to be the next guy with a horse penis whipping him from the sounds of it.

On the contrary I'm saving it for TGS.