Some of my favorite quotes:
"Fire's bad for the complexion. I burn easily, never tan!"
"Go blow yourself"
"Then you'll be blushing a pretty pink when I kick your ass!"
"Wish you would've noticed me earlier, now my coat's all charred."
"First I whip it out. Then I thrust it. With great force! Every angle..! It penetrates! Until..! With great strength! I.. ram it in! In the end, we are all satisfied, and you are set free."
"That's a solid performance for an old fart like you."
"Check it out! It's got wings!"
"Don't you think that's a little harsh? Killing me because of the way I t-t-t-talk?"
"The design shows terrible taste..."
Edit: Now go play it. >D