Smallville > Twilight
Everything > Twilight
Explain.Ah good times, the leaders of each family are returning
Having read the Twilight series, it's a fine book if you don't mind sentences that make no sense, overuse of adjectives and urple prose.\Also, Aaron I've been told the Twilight books are actually bearable, if not good, though I've never brought myself to read them to find out.
Just picturing for the lulz that each prominent TLS member is the leader/Godfather of a mafia-esque family.Explain.
You can be the horse headAh, I see.
Well, make sure you give me a cool part
I've actually heard that there's vampire fanfiction even worse than Twilight, though I imagine such works are like the Necronomicon - reading them would cause one to go insane.
Reading the Necrotelecomnicon wouldn't cause them to revert to sanity or catatonicyism, but for them to Embrace the Truth of Great Justice that is Cthulhu etc.