Chit Chat Thread

[kunoichi]

Aw, EJ! I'm coming over all funny reading that 8D
I'm sure you'll have a yang to be proud of.... Gosh, listen to me, I'm being so nice to you!... That's not quite right 8\....
You dumb fuck. (*phew* That's better)

 

[Super Mario]

=____= Milk Jugs.

 

[kunoichi]

Clowns case of death- being smothered by large babs. Tis a fitting end for one such as yourself.

 

[Super Mario]

Hey, least I'll die happily in your arms. 8D I love to die in a lady's arms if that's the case or in your case... your giant 32 E's. OMNOMNOMNOMNOM.

 

[Shademp]

Hmm, for a moment there EJ I hoped you were going to explore new facets of "Nonja's" personality, what with her being a funny mother, but inevitably you returned to her 32 E's. Could you please be a little less predictable EJ, for me at least?

 

[Super Mario]

the ways I feel and see how Nonja would be a competent or incompetent mother is up to you to decide, but If it were up to me, I'd examine and study these magnificent mountains she carries. Here's something new, How long is your schlong????

 

[kunoichi]

[quote author=Shademp link=topic=29.msg24525#msg24525 date=1235851790] Hmm, for a moment there EJ I thought you were going to explore new facets of "Nonja's" personality, what with her being a funny mother, but inevitably you returned to her 32 E's. Could you please be a little less predictable EJ, for me at least? [/quote] At least BBM isn't here to see talk of boobs again. Oh her virgin eyes!

 

[Super Mario]

Does Brainiac's 12th level intellect compensate for his lack of sexual organs???


Will Nonja prove to be a very competent mother despite those mahoosive honking mountains on her chest?!


Will Emperor Joker finally see Nirvana in England???!


NOT ON MY SHOW!

 

[Shademp]

Nirvana eh, are they still in the business?

And kunoichi, technically I have "virgin eyes" too. Maybe you should rephrase it to "pre-adolescent eyes".

 

[Super Mario]

NO they're dead.

hahahaha Brainiac's scared of sex xD.

God I love the babes 8D

 

[kunoichi]

You know they say that if a man is bald on top he's a good lover. If he's bald on the front of his head then he's a good thinker. Since yoda thinks too much I predict that he'll be bald on the front of his head.

 

[Shademp]

Well, if you can find any man who is NOT bald on the front of his head (i.e. forehead) then I give you a cookie.

 

[Super Mario]

Nonja. Want some laughing gas as a gift?

 

[kunoichi]

Yeah, I could do with a giggle what you have in mind afterwards tho? Once i start laughing (i mean really laughing) I can't stop.

And yoda, i do know a few old guys that have hair on the front. So give me cookie.

 

[Super Mario]

Well say hello to your best friends Laffy and Smilex. 8D You'll laugh in bed, smex and in sleep. Guaranteed.

 

[Shademp]

[quote author=kunoichi link=topic=29.msg24545#msg24545 date=1235853366]
And yoda, i do know a few old guys that have hair on the front. So give me cookie.
[/quote]

*first attempt at using attachment*
...I'm not going out of my way or anything.

 

[kunoichi]

=0 I'm afraid V's just offered to remedy my sexless life when I get to florida. Sorry!

 

[Shademp]

Curses! Foiled again!

 

[Super Mario]

He does that. And I recommend you DO IT! DO IT NOW! It'll finally relieve us of his nude mongering.

 

[haichinamie]

I'm really horny right now. Any takers? The catch is that I'm morbidly obese. What should I do?!?!

 

[kunoichi]

Edited

 

[Shademp]

Ok, now I'm taking this too seriously. Time to leave.

 

[Super Mario]

[quote author=haichinamie link=topic=29.msg24561#msg24561 date=1235854599]
I'm really horny right now. Any takers? The catch is that I'm morbidly obese. What should I do?!?!
[/quote]

Liposuction?

 

[haichinamie]

[quote author=Shademp link=topic=29.msg24563#msg24563 date=1235854759]
Ok, now I'm taking this too seriously. Time to leave.
[/quote]

Who made you captain of this ship?

Liposuction?

You will use your lips to suck on me?

 

[Super Mario]

I've got needles to do the job.