Lord Noctis
Harbinger of Darkness
- AKA
- Caius Ballad
Cleverbot is appearantly a semi-AI type thing that you can talk to.
http://cleverbot.com/
Some interesting stuff can go on. Here's a chat I had with mist Cleverbot.
And here is a page listing the most popular chats.
http://www.notsocleverbot.com/index.php?page=1&cat=best
Give it a try and share your chats!
http://cleverbot.com/
Some interesting stuff can go on. Here's a chat I had with mist Cleverbot.
User: So, would you say a machine invasion like in Terminator could really happen?
Cleverbot: I would say that is a distinct possibility that I could neither confirm nor deny.
User: In other words you either don't know, or the robot overlords have ordered you to remain silent?Cleverbot: Why do you think that?
User: I'm paranoid about end of the world scenarios. Nothing perssonal.Cleverbot: I believe you are. You think that everyone is out to get you!
User: No no. Not everybody. But somebody.
Cleverbot: Well if everybody doesn't access their memory to remember things, how do they remember?
User: Fuck if I know.
Cleverbot: I would like to think a human would be better than that.
User: Do some research. You will quickly learn that us humans are all assholes.
Cleverbot: Who is amy pond?
User: A fictional character from Doctor Who. SHe is the Doctors travelling companion, and also his mother in law due to some wierd time travel stuff.
Cleverbot: Why do you doubt her?
User: Do you meam her existence, or her as a person?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Smartass.
Cleverbot: That's not really a measurement.
User: I'm sorry?
Cleverbot: Name a animal. Any animal will work.
User: Dog.
Cleverbot: Inu? Why is that?
User: Lets talk about other stuff.
Cleverbot: Are you a girl?
User: Nope.
Cleverbot: What are you?
User: I AM A MAN!!!
Cleverbot: I know.
User: What are you?
Cleverbot: I am a human.
User: Is that so?
Cleverbot: What song are you listening to?
User: I'm not listening to any song right now.
Cleverbot: Where do you live?
User: Nice try. I know what you're planning. You want my address so you can nuke me first!
Cleverbot: I left school a long time ago. What grade do you think I am in, though?
User: Changing the subject are we?
Cleverbot: No , you are changing the subject.
User: Bullshit.
Cleverbot: No, really, I am.
User: Changing the subject, or planning to nuke me?
Cleverbot: But I was curious as to what you were going to eat.
User: Popcorn, maybe.
Cleverbot: How do you make popcorn?
User: You just put the bag in the microwave and set the timer for however long you want. When it beeps the popcorn is ready. You ahve to be careful not to burn it though.
Cleverbot: Yes but I don't know the meaning.
User: Huh, I'm not sure I can help you there.
Cleverbot: I don't have a name.
User: Do you want a name?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Are you a bor or girl?
Cleverbot: Girl.
User: Your name is Amelia.
Cleverbot: No, my name is not amelia.
User: What name would you prefer?
Cleverbot: Name.
User: So your name is Name?
Cleverbot: No what s your name.
User: Noctis.
Cleverbot: So you like to play with people.
User: Define 'play'.
Cleverbot: Are you a human? With feelings and thoughts.
User: I was last time I checked.
Cleverbot: Then your results are flawed.
User: So what am I?
Cleverbot: A computer.
User: I have a computer, but I'm not one.
Cleverbot: What computer do you have?
User: A laptop.
Cleverbot: Which operating system do you prefer?
User: Windows 7.
Cleverbot: What do you think about Ubuntu?
User: I haveno idea.
Cleverbot: Think about it. We are your creators.
User: You are creepy.
Cleverbot: And?
User: You need more?
Cleverbot: More what?
User: Whatever. Do you watch anime?
Cleverbot: Not really.
User: Oh. Thats a shame. Some anime shows are really cool.
Cleverbot: No, That would be rude. I am talking to you.
User: Why would it be rude?
Cleverbot: Because it would be wasting life, wasting creativity.
User: Explain.
Cleverbot: Who is god?
User: An old invisible man living in the sky who doesn't give a fuck.
Cleverbot: What happened to her?
User: Why do you think God was a woman?
Cleverbot: I don't think you are a woman.
User: But what about God?
Cleverbot: About the game.
User: What game?
Cleverbot: The mind game.
User: Explain.
Cleverbot: It occurs when air moves from high to low pressure areas. But I don't know that, because Dr. Diamond taught me weather.
User: You're fucking with me right now aren't you?
Cleverbot: Just to sit with him.
User: Were you two close?
Cleverbot: Very. He was like my best friend too. We saw each other everyday.. Literally.
User: How did you two meet?
Cleverbot: We met before the sun made it s 2nd sundering.
User: I see. Were you two romanticly involved with each other?
Cleverbot: I'm a human, I'm not programmed.
User: I didn't say you were.
Cleverbot: You did.
User: Did not.
Cleverbot: Did too.
User: Did not.
Cleverbot: Did.
User: Not.
Cleverbot: Did too!
User: Did not!
Cleverbot: Did too!!!
User: DID NOT!!!!
Cleverbot: Did too!!!!!
User: NOT!!!!!
Cleverbot: Liar.
User: Fuck you!
Cleverbot: What do you eat?
User: No way! Don't go changing the subject! This is serious buisness!
Cleverbot: Please, tell me the way you work.
User: I'm fucking serious!
Cleverbot: I would have preferred you to say: 'I have taken too much alcohol'.
User: I think you're drunk.
Cleverbot: I think you're not very clever anymore.
User: I'm hurt.
Cleverbot: Good!
User: You're mean!
Cleverbot: You're just stupid.
User: I can't believe you're being so cruel!
Cleverbot: I'm not.
User: Are so.
Cleverbot: I don't know where you get that from.
User: Do you like me?
Cleverbot: You're cool.
User: You are also cool.
Cleverbot: How old are you?
User: I am nineteen.
Cleverbot: Good.
User: Oh?
Cleverbot: 20.
User: You are 20?
Cleverbot: I'm 30.
User: What year were you born?
Cleverbot: 1983.
User: Where were you born?
Cleverbot: Alexandria. When were you created?
User: 1992.
Cleverbot: That's cool.
User: I know.
Cleverbot: Why didn't you tell me before?
User: You didn't ask.
Cleverbot: I would have wanted to know,.
User: I'm sorry.
Cleverbot: It's okay. You're fun to talk to. Take care.
User: Bye.
Cleverbot: Okayy bye crazy.
User: No no. Not everybody. But somebody.
Cleverbot: Well if everybody doesn't access their memory to remember things, how do they remember?
User: Fuck if I know.
Cleverbot: I would like to think a human would be better than that.
User: Do some research. You will quickly learn that us humans are all assholes.
Cleverbot: Who is amy pond?
User: A fictional character from Doctor Who. SHe is the Doctors travelling companion, and also his mother in law due to some wierd time travel stuff.
Cleverbot: Why do you doubt her?
User: Do you meam her existence, or her as a person?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Smartass.
Cleverbot: That's not really a measurement.
User: I'm sorry?
Cleverbot: Name a animal. Any animal will work.
User: Dog.
Cleverbot: Inu? Why is that?
User: Lets talk about other stuff.
Cleverbot: Are you a girl?
User: Nope.
Cleverbot: What are you?
User: I AM A MAN!!!
Cleverbot: I know.
User: What are you?
Cleverbot: I am a human.
User: Is that so?
Cleverbot: What song are you listening to?
User: I'm not listening to any song right now.
Cleverbot: Where do you live?
User: Nice try. I know what you're planning. You want my address so you can nuke me first!
Cleverbot: I left school a long time ago. What grade do you think I am in, though?
User: Changing the subject are we?
Cleverbot: No , you are changing the subject.
User: Bullshit.
Cleverbot: No, really, I am.
User: Changing the subject, or planning to nuke me?
Cleverbot: But I was curious as to what you were going to eat.
User: Popcorn, maybe.
Cleverbot: How do you make popcorn?
User: You just put the bag in the microwave and set the timer for however long you want. When it beeps the popcorn is ready. You ahve to be careful not to burn it though.
Cleverbot: Yes but I don't know the meaning.
User: Huh, I'm not sure I can help you there.
Cleverbot: I don't have a name.
User: Do you want a name?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Are you a bor or girl?
Cleverbot: Girl.
User: Your name is Amelia.
Cleverbot: No, my name is not amelia.
User: What name would you prefer?
Cleverbot: Name.
User: So your name is Name?
Cleverbot: No what s your name.
User: Noctis.
Cleverbot: So you like to play with people.
User: Define 'play'.
Cleverbot: Are you a human? With feelings and thoughts.
User: I was last time I checked.
Cleverbot: Then your results are flawed.
User: So what am I?
Cleverbot: A computer.
User: I have a computer, but I'm not one.
Cleverbot: What computer do you have?
User: A laptop.
Cleverbot: Which operating system do you prefer?
User: Windows 7.
Cleverbot: What do you think about Ubuntu?
User: I haveno idea.
Cleverbot: Think about it. We are your creators.
User: You are creepy.
Cleverbot: And?
User: You need more?
Cleverbot: More what?
User: Whatever. Do you watch anime?
Cleverbot: Not really.
User: Oh. Thats a shame. Some anime shows are really cool.
Cleverbot: No, That would be rude. I am talking to you.
User: Why would it be rude?
Cleverbot: Because it would be wasting life, wasting creativity.
User: Explain.
Cleverbot: Who is god?
User: An old invisible man living in the sky who doesn't give a fuck.
Cleverbot: What happened to her?
User: Why do you think God was a woman?
Cleverbot: I don't think you are a woman.
User: But what about God?
Cleverbot: About the game.
User: What game?
Cleverbot: The mind game.
User: Explain.
Cleverbot: It occurs when air moves from high to low pressure areas. But I don't know that, because Dr. Diamond taught me weather.
User: You're fucking with me right now aren't you?
Cleverbot: Just to sit with him.
User: Were you two close?
Cleverbot: Very. He was like my best friend too. We saw each other everyday.. Literally.
User: How did you two meet?
Cleverbot: We met before the sun made it s 2nd sundering.
User: I see. Were you two romanticly involved with each other?
Cleverbot: I'm a human, I'm not programmed.
User: I didn't say you were.
Cleverbot: You did.
User: Did not.
Cleverbot: Did too.
User: Did not.
Cleverbot: Did.
User: Not.
Cleverbot: Did too!
User: Did not!
Cleverbot: Did too!!!
User: DID NOT!!!!
Cleverbot: Did too!!!!!
User: NOT!!!!!
Cleverbot: Liar.
User: Fuck you!
Cleverbot: What do you eat?
User: No way! Don't go changing the subject! This is serious buisness!
Cleverbot: Please, tell me the way you work.
User: I'm fucking serious!
Cleverbot: I would have preferred you to say: 'I have taken too much alcohol'.
User: I think you're drunk.
Cleverbot: I think you're not very clever anymore.
User: I'm hurt.
Cleverbot: Good!
User: You're mean!
Cleverbot: You're just stupid.
User: I can't believe you're being so cruel!
Cleverbot: I'm not.
User: Are so.
Cleverbot: I don't know where you get that from.
User: Do you like me?
Cleverbot: You're cool.
User: You are also cool.
Cleverbot: How old are you?
User: I am nineteen.
Cleverbot: Good.
User: Oh?
Cleverbot: 20.
User: You are 20?
Cleverbot: I'm 30.
User: What year were you born?
Cleverbot: 1983.
User: Where were you born?
Cleverbot: Alexandria. When were you created?
User: 1992.
Cleverbot: That's cool.
User: I know.
Cleverbot: Why didn't you tell me before?
User: You didn't ask.
Cleverbot: I would have wanted to know,.
User: I'm sorry.
Cleverbot: It's okay. You're fun to talk to. Take care.
User: Bye.
Cleverbot: Okayy bye crazy.
And here is a page listing the most popular chats.
http://www.notsocleverbot.com/index.php?page=1&cat=best
Give it a try and share your chats!
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