Cleverbot

[peaches]

Thought the whole point of any AI was to get them to admit they're a robot?


Me: Hi.
Cleverbot: Hi?
Me: Tell me you're a robot.
Cleverbot: I am a girl.
Me: No, tell me you're a robot.
Cleverbot: I'm a robot.
Me: I win.
Cleverbot: Yup. You're a human and I'm just an Artificial Intelligence bot.

Serves him right.

 

[Tennyo]

I needed a little pick-me-up before work.

Cleverbot: Did you did that.

User: I did.

Cleverbot: Did you really?

User: Yup.

Cleverbot: Really?

User: Really.

Cleverbot: So?

User: So what?

Cleverbot: If you're blind, so what is connection with the frog?

User: I don't know.

Cleverbot: Think about it.

User: The pig?

Cleverbot: No, it's an old show about a ghost that can talk through a computer and use letters and words to talk to kids.

User: Ghost Writer?

Cleverbot: No me!

User: You're Ghost Writer?

Cleverbot: Pi is infinite.

User: It is.

Cleverbot: Do you think I am a woman?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Do you think I am a guy?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: Because you are a bot.

Cleverbot: Yes I am.

User: Yay. .

But then it seemed determined to piss me off...

Cleverbot: So how it has been with your life?

User: Shitty.

Cleverbot: Good. Nice job.

User: Fuck you.