Corrupt-a-Wish

[A]

Granted, but it doesn't work.

I wish for a new signature.

 

[Atticus]

granted but the content is michael jackson

I wish for a comfy amount of money

 

[A]

Granted, but you lose it in a fire.

I wish for... a Dr. Pepper.

 

[Atticus]

you got me baby.

I wish for world peace

 

[A]

I lol'd,

Granted, but you're part of the corruption.

I wish for no more deaths.

 

[I Am Not Me]

Granted, but the world explodes because of overpopulation some 5 years later. Oh yes, and there's famine all over... everyone's starving and thirsty and tired and sick because they ran out of food and water, but they can't die. Ouch. Lemme change that.

Granted, but all living creatures lose the ability to reproduce in exchange.

I wish all Twilight books get banned in all countries.

 

[Ⓐaron]

Granted, but due to lack of deaths no one will be able to eat meat ever again and the planet will quickly pile up with bodies of non-dead stuff.

Granted, but rioting of fangirls leads to outright civil war across the world.

I wish I could be arsed to do moar stuff.

 

[A]

Granted, but you get an even shittier vampire series.

EDIT:

Damn you.

Granted, but all of the stuff would bore the fuck out of you.

I wish for Clack to be banned.

 

[Ⓐaron]

off-topic, but from what I hear, Blue Bloods and House of Night actually are even shittier than Twilight, hard though that is to believe. I haven't bothered investigating yet.

I wish for Clack to be banned.

Granted, but rioting of fangirls leads to outright civil war across the world.

I wish to be a bestselling, critically acclaimed novelist whose work would influence people to behave less insanely.

 

[A]

Granted, but you'll never be guaranteed any privacy again.

I wish for murders to stop happening.

 

[Channy]

I wish to be a bestselling, critically acclaimed novelist whose work would influence people to behave less insanely.

Granted, but all you'll ever write is teenage smut about a zombie falling in love with a human so the love can never be, but wait, he'll turn the girl into a zombie and they'll have bastard zombie babies together.

edit: damn you ali D;

 

[A]

How would that make people behave less insanely?

edit: damn you ali D;

no u


I wish for murders to stop happening.

^

 

[Channy]

It wouldn't, hence corrupted

Granted, but the crime rate for rapes will skyrocket.

 

[Ⓐaron]

It wouldn't, hence corrupted

Granted, but the crime rate for rapes will skyrocket.

Part of the terms of the game is you can't actually contradict anything stated in the wish, you have to corrupt it by adding an unfortunate unforeseen consequence

I wish Channy had posted a wish with her last post

 

[A]

You're supposed to wish for something.

EDIT:

You post too fast.

 

[Channy]

I'M NOT GOOD AT THIS GAME D; STOP PUTTING PRESSURE ON ME

I wish I had a million dollars and sex every day

 

[A]

You're supposed to wish for one thing only.



Granted, but you would never orgasm.




I wish to drink see a real life Tifa.

 

[Ⓐaron]

I wish to drink see a real life Tifa.

Granted, but in bringing your wish to fruition you expose your shitty proofreading skills to all

I wish moar legal TLS females would send me n00dz.

 

[A]

No u

Granted, but none of them sure don't fucking want any noodz from you.

I wish I could learn all languages within an hour.

 

[Ⓐaron]

Granted, but none of them sure don't fucking want any noodz from you.

I wish I could learn all languages within an hour.

Granted, but your grammar in them is as bad as your English grammar due to sloppiness

I wish marijuana and psychedelics were legal.

 

[Lelouch]

granted, but too expensive even for a billonaire

i wish of the destruction of the world..

 

[A]

Granted, but no one sells them to you because you look high all the time anyways.

I wish I could be twenty one.

EDIT:

You beat me L.

Granted, but you die.

I wish I could be twenty one.

 

[Ⓐaron]

Granted, but everyone either doesn't believe you're legal or constantly asks for your n00dz.

I wish I could think of a more creative wish.

 

[Lelouch]

^^ Aaron, she's only 16 and still, everyone asks n00dz from her

granted, but black out occurred

I wish vacation starts sooner

 

[A]

Granted, but you'd still have your wish corrupted.



I wish to be twenty one and not asked for noodz.

EDIT:

STOP BEATING ME TO IT.

^^ Aaron, she's only 16 and still, everyone asks n00dz from her

That's not true.

I wish vacation starts sooner

Granted, but you'll have a boring ass time.